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Title: 9/11
Post by: Guild on September 11, 2008, 05:28:11 PM
I forgot that we're supposed to never forget. I know I won't. I enlisted*.


*then later went AWOL and had a party, but it's the thought that counts
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Thad on September 11, 2008, 05:29:05 PM
It WAS a pretty good party.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Brentai on September 11, 2008, 05:30:13 PM
Why didn't anyone tell me it was today?
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Catloaf on September 11, 2008, 05:40:47 PM
Why didn't anyone tell me it was today?

How dare you forget, you Terrorist! :wat:
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Bongo Bill on September 11, 2008, 05:46:45 PM
I observed today by going to the dentist.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Shinra on September 11, 2008, 05:48:24 PM
It's my fiance's birthday today.  :nyoro-n:
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Detonator on September 11, 2008, 05:55:30 PM
My coworker had her baby today.  My other coworker had her baby on tax day.  I should really stop knocking them up.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Kayin on September 11, 2008, 06:10:16 PM
Fuck your fiance, It's MY BIRTHDAY.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Royal☭ on September 11, 2008, 06:14:53 PM
Oh shit dudes I crashed my car then the police came and ohshitohshitohshitohshit basically I'm in a lot of trouble and I need $10,000 can anyone give me a loan?
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Kazz on September 11, 2008, 06:18:26 PM
It only hit me when I noticed the flags at half staff.  Then, I had a one-second moment of silence.  Then I stuffed my face with meatballs.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Air on September 11, 2008, 07:15:29 PM
Then I stuffed my face with meatballs.
:gay4:
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Guild on September 11, 2008, 07:17:51 PM
Meatball subs are great as long as I don't try to make them myself. Mozarella ...oh yes. I do love you.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Kayma on September 11, 2008, 07:34:46 PM
Interesting. I had a home-made meatball sandwich today. I think we may have started a tradition.  :perfect:
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Brentai on September 11, 2008, 07:43:31 PM
And I had a hot dog with mozzarella on it.

...what?  Mozzarella is okay on any damn thing.  Ask any New Yorker.

...then ask them if it's okay on franks.  It might be funny to see their heads explode.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Air on September 11, 2008, 07:47:29 PM
Damn, you guys are making me wanna go to Subway.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: TA on September 11, 2008, 07:49:59 PM
Let's see ... I learned about some paternity law and about RICO, then i ate some quiche.  Oh, and heard my class's resident Crazy Catholic Man rant about how in vitro fertilization should be banned, because it's interfering with natural selection (his codeword for God's Will) and confusing the nuclear family.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: MadMAxJr on September 11, 2008, 08:37:28 PM
I saw the events of 9/11 unfold while walking through the university center of my college.  About ten minutes after I left for my Biology exam, I later found out that three middle eastern students were cheering on the events they saw unfold on the televisions, and promptly had their shit kicked seven ways from Sunday via everybody else in the area.  Security apparently took a very lax approach to the incident as well.

On top of that, someone had the balls to say to my Bio professor, "You see this?  What extent people will go to to not take your exam?" pointing at a hall TV.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Thad on September 11, 2008, 08:39:34 PM
In fairness, Jon Stewart made that same joke to Hillary Clinton (who had been slated as his guest for that night)...just not right away.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Brentai on September 11, 2008, 09:19:07 PM
About ten minutes after I left for my Biology exam, I later found out that three middle eastern students were cheering on the events they saw unfold on the televisions, and promptly had their shit kicked seven ways from Sunday via everybody else in the area.  Security apparently took a very lax approach to the incident as well.

I can't entirely call that unjustified.  You get directly offensive enough, you just have to accept that people are going to kick you right in the head, and you deserved it.  Fucking faggots.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Burrito Al Pastor on September 11, 2008, 09:21:24 PM
For me, 9/11 means conspiracy theorists handing out material and talking to anybody who'll listen.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Detonator on September 11, 2008, 09:23:38 PM
About ten minutes after I left for my Biology exam, I later found out that three middle eastern students were cheering on the events they saw unfold on the televisions, and promptly had their shit kicked seven ways from Sunday via everybody else in the area.  Security apparently took a very lax approach to the incident as well.

I can't entirely call that unjustified.  You get directly offensive enough, you just have to accept that people are going to kick you right in the head, and you deserved it.  Fucking faggots.

I disagree, so I'm leaving this forum forever and starting a new one.  Who's with me?
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Brentai on September 11, 2008, 09:24:15 PM
I am!

Wait.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: LaserBeing on September 11, 2008, 09:26:06 PM
I was too busy NEVAR FORGETTING 9/9/99 (http://tinyurl.com/54o58j) this week.

I guess I celebrated 9/11 by drawing naked Princess Peach.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Disposable Ninja on September 11, 2008, 09:27:47 PM
And you haven't posted that because...?
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: LaserBeing on September 11, 2008, 09:28:12 PM
Not finished.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on September 11, 2008, 09:37:40 PM
Damn, you guys are making me wanna go to Subway.

In further coincidences, I just ate a meatball sub from Subway.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Dooly on September 11, 2008, 10:07:42 PM
The college I went to at the time was about four blocks away from the World Trade Center, so that was a pretty messed-up week for me.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Kazz on September 12, 2008, 08:43:19 PM
Not casting doubt on my friend Max, but I really can't say I fully believe his story.  Entirely ignoring their race: Who the hell would be so stupid as to cheer on a terrorist attack, especially in a public place?
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Brentai on September 12, 2008, 08:57:01 PM
Kids who honestly think anarchy is cool.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Kazz on September 12, 2008, 09:00:40 PM
Anarchy is cool until a strong guy kills you and takes your stuff.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Romosome on September 12, 2008, 10:02:09 PM
I saw the events of 9/11 unfold while walking through the university center of my college.  About ten minutes after I left for my Biology exam, I later found out that three middle eastern students were cheering on the events they saw unfold on the televisions, and promptly had their shit kicked seven ways from Sunday via everybody else in the area.  Security apparently took a very lax approach to the incident as well.

On top of that, someone had the balls to say to my Bio professor, "You see this?  What extent people will go to to not take your exam?" pointing at a hall TV.

Not to put too much faith in humanity, more to put no faith in college gossip: I kind of doubt that actually happened.  Sounds like stupid rumors.

Edit: nice postin', kazz
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Burrito Al Pastor on September 13, 2008, 01:32:12 AM
Anarchy is cool until a strong guy kills you and takes your stuff.

I'S BOSS 'CAUSE I'S BIGGER AND STRONGER THAN ALL THE OTHER ORKS
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Friday on September 13, 2008, 07:33:19 AM
Guys, i need to get this off my chest, ok? when i was asleep on 9/11 all those years ago i was woken up by mom. she said something bad was happen. i woke up and went to door. tv was on in room and they were watching. dad said Friday there are terrorists but i didn't believe him. but then i was watching tv and it wasn't on mtv like i normal. it showed a tall building. at this point u can probably guess what i am talkin about becuz it was the world trade center. it was smoking and i started crying. then another plane came and they fell down. i was watching when they fell and i started crying. all those people inside died and it mad me feel real sad. i cried and cried and my friend casy caled. he said he was going to enlist and i said good becuz we needed to get those terrorists. he said if he could come over and i said ok. my dad said something about the pentagon too but everyone had already forgotten that part because it wasn't phallic shaped. then casy came over and he said hey friday i am going to iraq. i was sad and crying. then he took me into bed and asked if he could have sex becuz he was going to iraq. i didn't know if i would ever see him again. we had sex and nine months later i threw the baby into a river becuz my life is just too complecated right now ok don't judge. casy went to iraq and won't call me. if i find him i will cry. anyway i wrote this poem:

9/11

STANDING TALL

BUILDINGS

THEY FELL DOWN

THE PEOPLE INSIDE DIED

SADNESS IN ME FOR THE FAMILY

I showed this to my english teacher Mr Johns and he said it was moving. i got an A+! everyone who wrote about 9/11 did becuz it was real hard to get those feelings out in the open. i went to some counselling but nothing helps. every day i cry and cry and am sad for the family. i wish this had never happened. up until now our generation, my generation, had not been tested. there was world war 2 and vietnam but now we have had our test and it was 9/11. it was real hard for me and my friends. sometiems we still cry about it when we r not shoppin or talking about boys. and i think that people who blame this on bush are the worst kind of people. bush has been nothing but a good preisdent he is trying to find the terrorists. the new laws are to help with that. we should just trust the president and do whatever he says he is only trying to protect us. later i wrote this poem:

HEY HEY STREET FIGHTER

KEEP FIGHTING MAKE THE FUTURE BRIGHTER

GO HEY STREET FIGHTER

ROUND 1

FIGHT!

HADUKEN!

anyway i fel better now thanks i needed 2 get that off my chest (tee hee) i am glad u listned some times epoel don't listen to me.

EDIT: casy called! he said for me to stop calling and that i am crazy bitch. i am gonna him later today i will let u know what he says
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Kazz on September 13, 2008, 07:40:40 AM
I WAS THAT BABY
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Friday on September 13, 2008, 07:43:03 AM
OH MY GOD THOSE ARE THE BRACELETS I GAVE KAZZ
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Kazz on September 13, 2008, 07:48:32 AM
(http://kazz.rooms.cwal.net/larry_swamp_thang.jpg)

IIII LOOOOVEEED YOOOOUUUUUUU
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Friday on September 13, 2008, 09:11:37 AM
Guys, I have to say this.

9/11 was a lie. How could something that horrific happen in real life? The American government is making it up in order to get sympathy from other nations. It's all bullshit, and I'll prove it.

If 9/11 really happened, then where is all the rubble?
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Kashan on September 13, 2008, 09:18:32 AM
Never change Friday.  :wuv:

(your underwear!)   ::D:
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on September 13, 2008, 10:19:21 AM
ew, that's nasty, you're nasty 
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Kashan on September 13, 2008, 11:18:41 AM
ew, that's nasty, you're nasty 
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s10/kcdowney/ballsnasty.jpg)
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Brentai on September 13, 2008, 11:35:45 AM
If 9/11 really happened, then where is all the rubble?

On sale at QVC?
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Mongrel on September 13, 2008, 12:34:24 PM
A few years back, a fellow I know - big fat white guy, an American, (from New Orleans no less), once turned to me to comment on a woman. The following sentence escaped his lips:

Quote
I'd hit it like a terrorist. Crash into it twice and explode inside.

:OoO:
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Friday on September 13, 2008, 01:38:06 PM
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On sale at QVC?

like your mom.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: Guild on September 13, 2008, 01:51:59 PM
A few years back, a fellow I know - big fat white guy, an American, (from New Orleans no less), once turned to me to comment on a woman. The following sentence escaped his lips:

Quote
I'd hit it like a terrorist. Crash into it twice and explode inside.

:OoO:

SO using that.
Title: Re: 9/11
Post by: sei on September 13, 2008, 03:20:36 PM
srsly