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Title: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on January 19, 2009, 06:51:02 AM
myew: Stush: All matter are composed of myews and swords eternally retold.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lady Duke on January 19, 2009, 10:50:34 PM
<myew> My birthday is december 10, so i can fill him in the blank.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lady Duke on January 22, 2009, 11:49:17 AM
<Aintaer> mL is defined as the volume occupied by 1g water at standard lab environment
<myew> I'd like to believe that they defined a bunch of water out of the environment.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on January 23, 2009, 11:16:13 PM
<myew> I hope there's a way to exercise without any porn.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on January 23, 2009, 11:23:01 PM
from the archives

<TedBelmont> myew, PKANG PKANG
<myew> TedBelmont: Nintendo zapper pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang.
<TedBelmont> myew, KRANG KRANG
<myew> TedBelmont: Ha ichabod krang.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Bongo Bill on January 24, 2009, 04:44:46 AM
<myew> Kuddy: Upth ignores myew, but why.
<BongoBill> myew, it's because you can't be trusted.
<myew> BongoBill: I hate when i can't be trusted.
<BongoBill> Well, that's just the way things are, myew.
<myew> I think myew is good.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lady Duke on January 24, 2009, 11:43:04 PM
<myew> Friday the correct end landed near you.
<@Fridaway> oh, good.
* @Fridaway does the correct end?
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lady Duke on January 25, 2009, 10:22:33 PM
<R^2> Myew, I heard some things. Would you care to describe your opinion of the noble Mudkip?
<myew> R^2: I heard you like a mudkip.
<R^2> Myew, you're right! I do like at least one Mudkip.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on January 29, 2009, 08:06:47 PM
<myew> Sandvich/shotgun is sorta based on golgo 13.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: yyler on January 29, 2009, 09:26:32 PM
what is myew? pyborg? it seems to work better than pyborg does though (in my experience).
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: McDohl on January 30, 2009, 02:42:09 PM
a megahal bot hooked up to IRC.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Romosome on January 31, 2009, 05:16:25 PM
[17:13] myew: Mars i think i will go slaughter children now.
[17:14] MarsDragon: Go ahead, myew
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on January 31, 2009, 05:34:48 PM
<myew> MetalSlime: You get 10 coins for you to high five each other blowing huge cocks.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Friday on February 01, 2009, 01:40:45 AM
<@Friday> whenever maou speaks, I think it's myew, and think "wow, myew said something perfectly normal"
<myew> Wow. I had to think of a myew?
<Stush> Myew, speak like maou.
<myew> Stush: Maou and i dislike the art of dumpster diving!
<Stush> :D
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Metal Slime on February 02, 2009, 10:10:32 AM
[13:08] myew: Maybe he's straight and wants girl cock.
[13:09] MetalSlime: myew, that's still kind of gay
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Disposable Ninja on February 02, 2009, 10:15:29 AM
It's not gay if they don't have a scrotum.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Fredward on February 02, 2009, 10:18:50 AM
 :THATWAY:
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: MadMAxJr on February 02, 2009, 11:16:28 AM
 :THATWAY: (http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg)
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Fredward on February 02, 2009, 04:31:59 PM
It's doubly appropriate because Morbo's head looks like a giant green ballsack. :mikey:
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on February 02, 2009, 04:54:44 PM
 :goggles:
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on February 03, 2009, 05:46:43 AM
myew: Tell me you don't fill myew with a weapon that's just a kiss.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Koah on February 04, 2009, 05:12:55 PM
<myew> I like pyro, he cannot speak properly.
<Zaratustra> I understand how you can relate to that myew
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on February 22, 2009, 02:04:44 PM
<myew> Oh shit, the singularists were right!
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Friday on February 22, 2009, 09:37:45 PM
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard but

<maou> Roger!  YOU CAN READ!
<@Friday> Roger! You can type?!
<@Friday> Roger! You can.
<@Friday> Roger! You!
<@Friday> Roger!
<@Friday> ROGEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<OHakubi> Oh great, Friday's possessed by Fred Maynard.
<myew> Friday's game is going, but remember you're just going to fred meyer again in the ass.

EDIT:

Bonus! Context: None.

<myew> Kasparov, chess grandmaster turned rebel alliance general, got attacked by ten foot long penises and never speak again.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Friday on February 28, 2009, 05:37:41 PM
<myew> By breaking up with lady duke i've got to kill itself.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Envy on March 02, 2009, 09:37:27 PM
<myew> Other times it's glitching like my girlfriend.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: JDigital on March 03, 2009, 03:22:11 AM
It's out of my backlog but I beat Dragongame last night and someone tried to get myew to !play. He replied, "Fight an orc!"

Poor myew just wants attention.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on March 03, 2009, 06:52:54 AM
myew is a she
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Niku on March 03, 2009, 10:07:28 AM
myew just wants attention.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Friday on March 04, 2009, 04:15:55 PM
<dragongame> A voice booms out: "Who dares challenge the god Cait?" Fight Cait!
<+Kayumi> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 5. You have wrestled with the gods and won!
<dragongame> You are elevated to deific status! All bow to the god Kayumi!
<+Kayumi> See?
<myew> You wrestled with the a-team theme song but starring the cast of the gods.
<+Kayumi> That is the best thing myew has said yet
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: McDohl on March 05, 2009, 06:00:17 AM
<McDohl> Man, the Oblivion modding community is so...varied.
<JDigital> It looks much better than most Oblivion characters
<McDohl> Yeah, I'm fully convinced that Tamriel is composed of the same set of people for each race are breeding to make everyone.
<McDohl> ...that are. Yeah.
<JDigital> I had to check if that was mcdohl or myew
<McDohl> I had to check myself.
<myew> That mcdohl is a good myew. A pretty myew.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on March 12, 2009, 11:06:56 AM
<Zaratustra> everyone's afraid of scouts now
<Zaratustra> they live in fear of those terrible words
<Zaratustra> THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS
<myew> Hey chucklenuts think fast.
<Zaratustra> OH GOD
<Zaratustra> THAT MYEW IS A SCOUT
<Niku> Myew  o/O  Zaratustra
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on October 03, 2011, 04:33:44 AM
HEY GUYS REMEMBER THIS THREAD

<myew> TedBelmont: Coffee punched Stush in the living in the mornings.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Caithness on October 03, 2011, 05:21:31 AM
2011-08-25 13:55:42<+Esperath> myew puppy party
2011-08-25 13:55:49< myew> Esperath: Party party party hard.
2011-08-25 13:55:59<+Esperath> myew party in a dude's backyard
2011-08-25 13:56:15< myew> Esperath: He's saying exactly what lex luthor believes him to kiss a myew and nyan to make a the one in my backyard.
2011-08-25 13:56:29<+Esperath> myew kiss nyan in my backyard
2011-08-25 13:56:39< myew> Esperath: Nyan is just six guys who graduated in my backyard.
2011-08-25 13:56:43< Caithness> hahaha
2011-08-25 13:56:45<+Esperath> hahaha
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Caithness on October 08, 2011, 07:23:57 PM
2011-08-11 18:00:48< myew> Which was a book starring william shatner as all the letters.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: LaserBeing on October 08, 2011, 08:50:55 PM
Quote from: myew
<myew> Haiku novicework: i'll swallow your soul! / I'm hungry for an hour lunch break and a myew kiss a myew kiss a myew creation.

Pure poetry.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lottel on October 12, 2011, 07:24:06 PM
[22:23] <myew> Sometimes you just watch an animes." "watch k-on." "suuuure?" "it's the mlp creepos.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on October 20, 2011, 07:06:44 AM
<TedBelmont> I MADE A PIRATE SHIP
<TedBelmont> A GHOST PIRATE SHIP
<TedBelmont> WITH BATS
<SlimeDroid2> AND HOOKERS
<TedBelmont> No.
<myew> They're not hookers! They're "ex-gay therapists.
<TedBelmont> Hahaha
<SlimeDroid2> oh thanks myew
<myew> Oh myew, you so myew.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on October 20, 2011, 08:03:45 AM
[09:02]   TedBelmont   More like kbi am i rite
[09:03]   Esperath   !surge Ted
[09:03]   Utsuho   SURGE: 9051 All within 60 yards are unable to speak in direct sunlight
[09:03]   myew   Ted that is some kind of vampire.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Caithness on November 01, 2011, 07:28:51 PM
23:15:37 < myew> An artery is a big fat magic marker, any felt pen'll do, but a magic marker would be talkin' right now to my world.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on November 02, 2011, 04:41:01 PM
<myew> Ffff there's another spram thread.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lottel on November 03, 2011, 07:05:04 AM
[10:03] <Stush> So lottel, can dog do different stances that change the way he fights?
[10:03] <Lottel> Yup
[10:03] <Stush> That's pretty cool. What's his class again?
[10:03] <Lottel> Slayer.
[10:03] <myew> Is a class act.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on November 06, 2011, 01:44:57 PM
<@Romosome> myew is still disturbingly coherent
<myew> Romosome: It's funny because you are as coherent as the dildo from arkanoid.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: LaserBeing on November 07, 2011, 06:56:18 PM
[18:54] <Lee-Ham> Romo yeah
[18:54] <myew> Yeah some people complained yeah.
[18:54] <Lee-Ham> yeah, myew
[18:55] <myew> I do not know about 'myew', but i do not know about 'myew', but i do myew.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: François on November 07, 2011, 08:51:15 PM
that is zen as hell
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on November 11, 2011, 08:24:59 PM
<myew> Esperath: Hendrix becomes listenable approximately 0.01 into the walls fuck you lttp is the best jimi hendrix track out there.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: LaserBeing on November 14, 2011, 02:10:14 AM
[02:07] <Lorbotomy> nyan, help myew
[02:07] <nyan> Error: There is no command "myew".
[02:08] <myew> Of course myew has moments that are typical/expected but can turn into demonic slash when you do this but, if u like mw3 go 2 metacritic.com & help our user score, writes schofield. Its suspiciously low. Be honest but help if you can never experience the butt.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on November 17, 2011, 12:20:43 AM
[00:19]   <myew>   Sorry, the current administration is busy actively hoping things get better.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: François on November 17, 2011, 01:31:12 AM
(http://francois.brontoforum.us/miscpic/obama.jpg)
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on November 24, 2011, 01:39:28 PM
[13:38]   <myew> The thing is only one justice.. Myew justice.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: McDohl on November 24, 2011, 06:31:53 PM
MYEW JUSTICE

STARRING MYEW

COMING THIS SUMMER

...

SEMPRINI MAMA.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on November 25, 2011, 10:30:50 PM
myew   Myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew myew v!

:popcorn:
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on December 02, 2011, 10:39:50 AM
[10:31]   <Esperath>   what
[10:32]   <Esperath>   digital blasphemy still exists?
[10:32]   <myew>   I'm simultaneously delighted and horrified. If i had to keep doing it.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on December 09, 2011, 02:36:39 PM
[14:30]   <TheTsunami>   damn zombie rights lobby
[14:31]   <nyan>   REMEMBER TO PREPARE TRIBUTE
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on December 12, 2011, 09:48:47 PM
Brentai   I'm playing Morrowind.
Ridley      good game
Brentai   It's a very different experience from Oblivion.
Elfin      It's also brown.
Brentai   The first thing I did in Oblivion when I got out of the dungeon is murder town guards until the highest tier guys started coming out.
Ridley      a better setting than cyrodiil
Brentai   In Morrowind stabbing someone out of the gate is pretty much the fastest possible way to die.
Brentai   Also, in Morrowind, the first person you see out of the gate is the person you'll most want to stab.
Brentai   HOW IT TEMPTS YOU WITH ITS FORBIDDEN FRUITS
BongoBill   Jiub is a hero, Brentai.
BongoBill   Don't stab him.
Brentai   OUT of the gate.
BongoBill   The guard that asks you what race you are?
Brentai   Fargoth.
myew      N-n-n-nooooooooooooooo.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on December 12, 2011, 10:07:44 PM
Kara99   my main problem with most of the guys who've hit on me are that they are the really, like, flaming gay guys. I'm bi, if I want to be with somone feminine, I'll just go for a girl
myew      Main problem is you are a girl.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on December 14, 2011, 02:04:12 AM
[02:01]   Romosome   http://youtu.be/U5I5H7EeC8k (http://youtu.be/U5I5H7EeC8k) no look they are petting it.
[02:02]   Sede   what a chubby asshole
[02:02]   Stush   That is the chubbiest
[02:02]   myew   You can see why elfin is pissed, he's a chubby asshole.
[02:02]   Esperath   oh shit.
[02:02]   Esperath   myew sick burn
[02:02]   Elfin   ...
[02:02]   myew   Esperath: Burn it to you both to bang a monkey.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on December 20, 2011, 09:23:55 PM
Vance   In the meantime, Bon Jovi responds to rumors of his death, a shocking reminder that he's still alive.
nyan      Well there goes my perfect record
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Thad on December 23, 2011, 06:57:31 AM
Stross's guestblogger Rudy Rucker (not to be confused with Rudy Rutiger, who I hear is in trouble with the SEC (http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story/_/id/7365236/recent-ruettiger-story-reminds-sappy-rudy)), is discussing the Lifebox (http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2011/12/rudy-2-the-nu-yu-lifebox.html).  He's throwing out all the usual "upload your consciousness" trappings and suggesting something much simpler and not too far removed from the tech we have today: essentially a glorified search engine for your writings that can use them to simulate how you'd respond to a given prompt.

And I think something like that's pretty close.  Take something like Watson, add something like that "I'm not a robot, I'm a unicorn" chatbot, and connect them up to a heavy Facebook user's profile.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on December 23, 2011, 09:06:50 AM
"I'm not a robot, I'm a unicorn" chatbot

Ref: http://www.adafruit.com/blog/2011/08/29/im-not-a-robot-im-a-unicorn/ (http://www.adafruit.com/blog/2011/08/29/im-not-a-robot-im-a-unicorn/)

It's like watching a real live version of Disney's Fireball.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on January 20, 2012, 12:11:57 PM
[12:02]   <patito>   myew, surge
[12:02]   <myew>   patito: Surge: 0156 all who see esperath believe him to put this fruity hootytooty in my cart.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: MarsDragon on January 21, 2012, 10:21:53 PM
[23:01] MarsDragon: myew, what is true happiness?
[23:02] myew: MarsDragon: Happiness is over.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on February 04, 2012, 10:32:47 PM
[22:34]   <nyao> but i am vance's erection. i'm always in anticipation.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on February 05, 2012, 04:04:51 AM
RE: Binding of Isaac

[04:05]   <Stush>   Dreth, aren't there like, shops where you can buy stuff?
[04:05]   <Esperath>   stush: yes, but the shopkeepers are all dead
[04:05]   <Stush>   Oh
[04:05]   <Stush>   Haha
[04:05]   <Stush>   This game is weird as hell
[04:05]   <myew>   "Oh look, an eldritch abomination. How droll.
[04:05]   <drethelin>   haha myew is so on topic
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on February 05, 2012, 08:12:10 PM
Brent|TV   All right, if I start TP *now* maybe I can get a sword tonight.
Cait   That's pretty optimistic... oh right, you're in a western time zone.
=-=   YOU are now known as Brent|GimmeMahDamnSwordHo
Brent|GimmeMahDamnSwordHo   Also I can go to bed whenever I want because I'm an adult.
Brent|GimmeMahDamnSwordHo   I'M NOT PART OF YOUR SYSTEM
Brent|GimmeMahDamnSwordHo   All right whoosh
Mr_Saturn   It did take way too damn long before sword
Cait   I meant more that it might be near-physically impossible before it became tomorrow if you were on the east coast.
BongoBill   You streamin' this?
Mr_Saturn   I DON'T WANT TO GRAB COWS
BongoBill   goats
Cait   MOLEST THOSE GOATS AND LIKE IT, SATURN
myew   Are you trying to eat stuff with space goats.
Mr_Saturn   LIVESTOCK
nyao   They scream and thrash on the inside. And outside
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Smiler on February 06, 2012, 01:48:08 PM
[15:45] <zaratustra> A Colorado woman ordered to decrypt her laptop so prosecutors may use the files against her in a criminal case might have forgotten the password, the defendant’s attorney said Monday.
[15:48] <Defenestration> That... seems to go against the 5th amendment
[15:48] <zaratustra> judge said it doesn't so I guess it doesn't
[15:49] <maou> yeah it's apparently totally not protected by the 5th amendment
[15:49] <myew> Apparently the second amendment, "the right to the other 5.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: LaserBeing on February 08, 2012, 04:03:37 PM
<Mr_Saturn> Oh shit
<Mr_Saturn> The Russians finally hit lake vostok
<Mr_Saturn> http://arstechnica.com/# (http://arstechnica.com/#)!/science/news/2012/02/russians-finally-hit-antarctic-lake-vostok-after-20-year-drilling-project.ars
<Mr_Saturn> 4km of ice
<Lee-Ham> this is where whatever has been frozen underneath there for the last 100 million years wakes up and kills us all
<Dr_Nerd> Countdown to how long they're going to start chasing some suspcious dog  while shooting at it from a helicopter?
<myew> Your dog is in a helicopter.
<nyao> and I accidentally the whole thing and two together
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on February 13, 2012, 08:27:33 PM
[20:26]   <Esperath>   Then when the time comes to execute your target, do so with unprecedented style with your fully automatic sniper rifle.
[20:26]   <Esperath>   :|
[20:26]   <nyao>   FOLLOWED BY DRACULA BITS
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on February 27, 2012, 06:06:16 AM
<Stush> http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/article/2012/02/21/florida-church-bans-children-to-protect-pastor-registered-as-child-sex-offender (http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/article/2012/02/21/florida-church-bans-children-to-protect-pastor-registered-as-child-sex-offender)
<TheTsunami> priorities: check
<Adventure_Jones> Uhh. I really wish I was misreading that
<JDigital> they either have to ban children or ban the pastor
<Adventure_Jones> I suppose it works for the kids who don't want to go to church
<Stush> It seems like a really weird decision for a church to make, though, because it just reinforces the idea that the church is all about protecting people who do that kind of stuff.
<JDigital> it's a good point
<JDigital> politicians make some ridiculous child protection laws though because nobody will go agaisnt it
<Stush> Yeah, but this guy plead guilty to stuff against two girls.
<JDigital> They should only ban girls
<SlimeDroid> Lets make a law banning all adults from coming within a mile of children
<JDigital> or make them dress as boys
<JDigital> yes
<SlimeDroid> For their protection!
<Cait> No "unsupervised" contact. Just have someone supervisorial.
<Cait> "This chance also helps Christ Tabernacle out financially.  Attendance was down, but with Gilyard it has increased."
<JDigital> Presumably he's served his sentence or is serving it, and now they are banning children to comply with the law
<JDigital> or presumably for their own safety
<JDigital> not like hes going to attack someone mid-service, though, so it's silly
<Squizzle> Next Sunday's sermon:
<Squizzle> Spare my rod, spoil the child.
<nyao> I'd buy idolmaster
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: LaserBeing on February 28, 2012, 01:38:28 PM
[13:43] <Lee-Ham> she loves myew, yeah, yeah, yeah
[13:43] <myew> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[13:43] <Meikai> haha
[13:43] <Lee-Ham> myew knows the song
[13:43] <myew> Lee-Ham: I looooove that song.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on February 28, 2012, 05:02:56 PM
<myew> Yeah, well, the days of me forgittin' are over, and the world is an ordered series of letters used in language.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Friday on March 03, 2012, 06:21:08 PM
<Lee-Ham> it looks like it just spontaneously lost most of the B from its RGB
<Neeerds> The first casualty of wrath
<myew> Http://wrath (http://Http://wrath).
<Neeerds> when will the madness end
<Neeerds> damn it myew
<myew> Sweetjesus was interesting.  I'd train myew to do a level beyond myew.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lottel on March 05, 2012, 09:56:48 PM
[23:56] <Vance> Lots of people want to hire me around here, but fucking unions
[23:58] * TeddyBearmont (~Ted@ip174-65-74-168.sd.sd.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 195 seconds)
[23:59] * kashan (~kashan@ip72-200-206-78.ok.ok.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 195 seconds)
[00:01] <Lottel> unions are just two letters away from unicorns!
[00:01] <Lottel> Remember that!
[00:01] <myew> With the homosexual path in me3, they're just two letters away from unicorns!
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on March 08, 2012, 12:17:08 AM
myew   nyao: Hrraaa, i need to stop doing things...permanently.
Upthorn   itt myew is suicidal.
myew   Even myew is suicidal.
Brentai   myew, you have so much to love for. Like semprini.
myew   Brentai: Like, i don't even have much to love for. Like semprini.
Esperath   myew semprini mama semprini sprode semprini pkang semprini bij
myew   Esperath: Pkang pkang pkang.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lottel on March 15, 2012, 07:27:23 PM
[22:27] <MetalSlime> #markov boobs
[22:27] <nyao> boobs boobs
[22:28] <Mr_Saturn> Nyao play with myew's nipples
[22:28] <myew> I just play with myew's nipples.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on March 16, 2012, 07:37:15 PM
<Lottel> The best jokes are well researched, Lee-Ham.
<Lottel> Or dick jokes.
<Lee-Ham> guess which is easier
<Lottel> Yo mama.
<myew> Semprini semprini semprini semprini semprini sepmprini semprini semprini semprini semprini mama bij.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Smiler on March 20, 2012, 11:25:26 AM
<+maou> I'm testing something with nyao and that bot REALLY likes watching squizzle naked
<myew> Uhh nyao is a bot that is a naked chick your psp background.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on March 22, 2012, 09:21:14 PM
[22:28]   <myew>   Yes kazz you will all swing your sword and cast blank ballots because our political system is a hollow shell filled with semen.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on March 24, 2012, 08:27:30 AM
<Squizzle> #markov SURGE:
<nyao> SURGE: 39480 Target becomes transparent like plexiglass, and that is fucking hot
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on March 26, 2012, 04:27:24 AM
[05:34]   <nyao>   !add5 Essential resource
[05:34]   <Upthorn>   Haiku Novicework: useless male nipples / you filthy, filthy person / Essential resource
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Caithness on April 06, 2012, 10:20:26 PM
02:28:34 < myew> Oh yeah we invented interstellar wormholes last week stush. That was unpleasant.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on April 07, 2012, 11:57:39 AM
<myew> "Got a present for ya!" "no not the gay character have a priest present.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on April 07, 2012, 10:23:56 PM
<Brentai> Now Pit's going to have to invade Poland.
<nyao> Or destroy it yeah.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lottel on April 08, 2012, 06:07:48 PM
[21:14] <Brentai> Wrath is in Brontoforumus's newsbox.
[21:15] <myew> Wrath is in that would work no matter how bad of condition he was in.
[21:15] <@Cait> So it is.
[21:16] <GauHelldragon> myew what is wrath?
[21:16] <myew> GauHelldragon: Wrath is in that would work no matter how awesome it is.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Friday on April 11, 2012, 11:52:06 PM
<Roger> DERP
<myew> Yes, let us all heartily disregard roger.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on April 12, 2012, 09:37:16 PM
<Nue> DOG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI#) :ROMO:
<myew> Can somebody sing the song of romosome summoning.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Smiler on April 12, 2012, 09:40:34 PM
 <myew> My favorite thing is to be casually racist on tv is they make one show, they decide if half naked girls are empowered or exploited because im promoting the patriarchy or criminalizing the female zombies.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on April 13, 2012, 12:03:42 AM
<myew> Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a river and a mare breeding.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lottel on April 13, 2012, 11:14:45 AM
[14:23] <myew> "Stush says his friends "lee-ham" and "lottel" look like mack daddies.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on April 14, 2012, 04:46:19 PM
THE MYEW HAS BEEN COMPROMISED.

<myew> Ea happened to me what i like it.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lottel on April 14, 2012, 07:35:23 PM
Look! Now they are charging us $15 for proper punctuation.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on April 14, 2012, 09:52:46 PM
<myew> From the ultra-popular queen0x19s blade series comes cattleya 0x13 in 1/2.5 scale!!! This amazing collectible is approximately 45 cm tall and is certain to make sure he has the longest range.
<Brentai> ...
<Brentai> myew
<Brentai> Stop making me quote you.
<myew> I do like how myew gets more human-sounding as she learns more.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: on April 15, 2012, 02:45:55 AM
The myew protocol has been achieved.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lottel on April 18, 2012, 06:58:15 PM
[22:05] <myew> Every ff female is all "aww yea letz groove" and the male is all "aww yea letz groove" and the male is all "aww yea letz groove" and the male is all "aww yea letz groove" and the male is all "aww yea letz groove" and the male is all "fuck i am not in front of my playing with power!
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Caithness on April 23, 2012, 05:23:06 PM
21:29:21 < myew> "How dare you accuse me of repeating myself!  How dare you
                 accuse me of repeating myself!  How dare you.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on April 30, 2012, 04:24:50 PM
<myew> Norodor and yyler both live in a huge lesbo.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Büge on April 30, 2012, 08:44:24 PM
I KNEW IT
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: on May 01, 2012, 10:55:23 PM
<nyao> Haiku Novicework: fuck it
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Caithness on May 06, 2012, 07:14:10 PM
23:23:14 <@Friday> my life is fine
23:23:25 <@Friday> I am in a shitload of debt but
23:23:31 <@Friday> I have a roof, a bed, and the internet
23:23:37 < myew> Romo have you on a bed.
23:23:49 <+Esperath> ...
23:23:50 < Caithness> oh my
23:23:52 <+Esperath> and that.,
23:24:02 < Roger> How scandalous
23:24:15 <@Friday> oh pfft
23:24:18 <@Friday> He gets up there
23:24:21 <@Friday> he's not supposed to
23:24:23  * Friday claps
23:24:25 <@Friday> GET DOWN ROMO
23:24:29 <@Friday> YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ON THE BED
23:24:31 <@Friday> YOU KNOW BETTER
23:25:08 <@Romosome> what
23:25:10 <@Romosome> no
23:25:19 <@Romosome> I'm sleeping here
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mongrel on May 06, 2012, 08:48:43 PM
Well, our poopnuts likes to curl up an sleep in our legs... >__>
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on May 07, 2012, 11:05:59 PM
[00:16]   <patito>   if Grahf and Fei ar the same person
[00:16]   <patito>   then who was phone
[00:16]   <nyao>   YOU! THE ONE CALLED LIONEL DOUBLE BACON. MY ROBOT HAMBURGERS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE HAMBURGERS
[00:16]   <Esperath>   hahaha
[00:16]   <Friday>   hahahaha
[00:16]   <Esperath>   that was possibly the best nyao
[00:16]   <Brentai>   nyao brings this conversation where it needs to go.
[00:16]   <Friday>   seriously
[00:17]   <Lee-Ham>   god bless you nyao
[00:17]   <Romosome>   I'm glad we had this conversation
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on May 10, 2012, 10:48:32 PM
(12:00:43 AM) Brentai: Superwhite is basically Fashion Hard Mode.
(12:00:49 AM) myew: That mode is the best fashion.
(12:00:55 AM) nyao: oh ok
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on May 14, 2012, 10:50:19 AM
[12:03]   <JDigital>   the homestuck presence at ACen was nuts
[12:03]   <JDigital>   it's like a cult
[12:03]   <nyao>   We don't deal extra damage from being lolstupid IMO.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: LaserBeing on May 15, 2012, 01:23:12 PM
[14:36] <myew> That's an interesting point, but let's get into fights.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on May 18, 2012, 03:18:26 PM
<TedBelmont> http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/282727914/by-jove-its-a-gentleman-octopus-plush (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/282727914/by-jove-its-a-gentleman-octopus-plush) :D
<myew> The octopus was really impressed because he has a kickstarter.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: LaserBeing on May 22, 2012, 03:18:49 PM
[16:12] <nyao> Romosome Romosome Romosome Romosome
[16:12] <@Romosome> NYAO WHAT
[16:12] <nyao> what?
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on May 23, 2012, 02:01:42 AM
(3:15:44 AM) Malikial: Actually my tribe traditionally has no problem with the gay sex.
(3:15:52 AM) nyao: oh wisconsin
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on May 27, 2012, 09:17:47 PM
(10:29:20 PM) maou: test skull trumpet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miNrxcggevA#)
(10:29:21 PM) nyao: Youtube: skull trumpet :3
(10:29:35 PM) Brentai: Oh hey we got melonhead back.
(10:29:38 PM) Brentai: Hiya myewhead.
(10:29:45 PM) myew: Hiya, pop! I'm home!
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lottel on June 04, 2012, 01:43:27 AM
[04:52] <myew> I am a robot. I am a human being, which means i do what i am.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Friday on June 08, 2012, 06:43:50 PM
<myew> Benjamin franklin was an unstable and possibly queer kid who went from eccentric to insane when the still-experimental magitek soldier program broke his mind.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on June 08, 2012, 06:50:15 PM
Friday beat me to it :(
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Beat Bandit on June 09, 2012, 02:47:20 AM
@myewbooks
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Niku on June 09, 2012, 10:16:25 AM
...

guys

why isn't someone maintaining a myew twitter feed
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: LaserBeing on June 09, 2012, 11:31:27 AM
you mean like this one?

http://twitter.com/#!/EXPERIENCE_NYAO (http://twitter.com/#!/EXPERIENCE_NYAO)
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Niku on June 09, 2012, 11:38:28 AM
no i meant a good one
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lottel on June 10, 2012, 11:50:17 PM
[03:06] <myew> Cool as a fiddle.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on June 11, 2012, 06:59:15 PM
<myew> The train and brass band enters, playing "hail to the dragon's dogma sells really well, because i really enjoy being a girl.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Caithness on June 11, 2012, 07:12:58 PM
22:55:30 < zaratoast> bayonetta is a joke and the punchline is tits
22:55:39 < TorpedoTedBelmont> lol tits
22:55:47 < myew> That's what i wanted tos ee slutty trailer trash tits.
22:56:16 < TorpedoTedBelmont> Damnit myew
22:56:22 < TorpedoTedBelmont> No more staying up past your bedtime
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on June 11, 2012, 10:18:29 PM
[23:30]   <Romosome>   actually I think pointing out that even nazis should be sat down and at least asked whether they were throttling babies or just a desk clerk forced into it because their family was threatened or whatever works to remind people not to blanket-judge folks
[23:31]   <Romosome>   even really shitty folks
[23:34]   <StushSleep>   It's a good point, a good portion of the soldiers and stuff were probably just fighting because their country was at war. Not because they actually hated anyone.
[23:34]   <JDigital>   yeah
[23:34]   <myew>   Yeah, but maybe i do.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: on June 19, 2012, 01:04:08 PM
7] <myew> Bruce lee was a scottish inventor.  He invented the modern steam-engine.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: LaserBeing on June 20, 2012, 11:47:58 AM
[12:51] <myew> That is the muscle in vertebrates which pumps blood around the campfire, it was an accident.

(http://anotherdimension.pyoko.org/jasonicon.jpg)
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on June 26, 2012, 08:02:21 PM
(9:18:31 PM) rainwarrior: with a set greek god cardboard standups with the faces cut out so you can take your picture
(9:20:07 PM) Brentai: Do cardboard standups still hold a place in this age of casual shooping?
(9:20:20 PM) nyao: Their power is nothing.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on July 03, 2012, 08:16:18 PM
<myew> Lyrai is the organ used for filtering urine from the shoulder of an animal's organ of vision.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on July 04, 2012, 05:35:51 AM
<kashan> What does "wwwwwwwwww" mean in japanese?
<kashan> ????????? Is just AAAAAAAA so I assume it means AAAAAAAAA.
<myew> So you don't remember what it fuckin' means.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Defenestration on July 04, 2012, 11:43:51 AM
If you didn't figure it out, it's the equivalent of "lololololololololololol." "Ha ha" can be represented as alternating slashes, so.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: MarsDragon on July 04, 2012, 12:25:56 PM
The reason I always heard was that Japanese for 'laugh' is 'warau', which of course starts with a w and everyone on the internet loves acronyms.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lottel on July 14, 2012, 01:46:56 AM
[05:06] <Elfin> All my experiences with PC's have been awful.
[05:06] <Elfin> 'Hi PC! I'd like to play this game, please!'
[05:06] <Elfin> ERROR
[05:07] <myew> I am error!
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Kayma on July 14, 2012, 05:51:28 AM
 :whoops:
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on July 16, 2012, 09:25:08 PM
[22:44]   <Brent|ExtremeFun>   Shit, can I say things like "shadow government" as a reporter?
[22:45]   <Brent|ExtremeFun>   "And this morning, our horrific puppet masters, the Republican Party, blasted Grand Scapegoat Barack Obama for..."
[22:45]   <myew>   This is our sacred antenna! It's shaped like a republican.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Lottel on July 16, 2012, 11:00:06 PM
[02:12] * Arc-type_Engine (~keisunesu@pool-108-18-214-27.washdc.fios.verizon.net) has joined #finalfight
[02:14] <@Romosome> another arc?
[02:14] <myew> Donkey is another name for ass.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Caithness on July 19, 2012, 01:02:40 PM
17:15:35 < myew> A poor man once told me he was dead. Now i don't know where to get shot.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on July 19, 2012, 10:23:27 PM
<myew> "no. It was a british mathematician. He designed an analytical engine which was the precursor to d&d.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on July 22, 2012, 03:28:58 PM
(4:49:39 PM) Ridley: oh it's Brentai
(4:49:42 PM) nyao: Which is huge.)
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on July 23, 2012, 11:05:42 PM
(12:26:24 AM) patito: the most upsetting thing to me about xinput controllers
(12:26:32 AM) patito: and using x360ce
(12:26:49 AM) patito: is that games still decide to flash button colors at me
(12:26:51 AM) patito: for quicktime events
(12:26:59 AM) myew: Because there's no accounting for general ill decorum.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on July 27, 2012, 10:31:45 AM
[11:51]   <Silversong>   mei, I am sticking little bows to my nails!
[11:51]   <Esperath>   she is sticking little boys to her nails
[11:51]   <myew>   Boys, this is a little different.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Caithness on August 04, 2012, 03:05:06 AM
2012-08-04 07:05:39< myew> 3D is never done well in post-processing and only occasionally worth the extra effort if it's animated or filmed in 3d in the trunk. Now jimmie, we need to arrange a tin whistle duet of some anime theme.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on August 05, 2012, 09:35:15 PM
10:40:25 PM) kashan: Some scientests are getting laid tonight.
(10:40:30 PM) myew: I said a "please" would be nice.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on August 14, 2012, 03:06:44 AM
<myew> If myew is talkative, everything else is liable to sink or rise from the occasional obscene difficulty spike.

---

<myew>   Louisiana teachers union threatens to sue private schools that accept money from program they call a quarter pounder with cheese in paris?
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on August 21, 2012, 07:45:19 PM
<myew> Brentai: The ass is an instinct you possess, you better fuckin' do it and do it with my cock.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Smiler on August 22, 2012, 05:58:31 AM
[08:59] <TedBelmont> Haha
[08:59] <+BongoBill> A Rob Liefeld knockoff of Matter-Eater Lad.
[09:00] <myew> Liefeld was not the same fuckin' risk as when you rob a bank. You take more of a name for the concept.
[09:00] <TedBelmont> myew's been getting rather saucy lately
[09:01] <myew> TedBelmont: It seems rather like a dollar fifty a hour gonna really give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we been talking about lately, i apologize. Guess not much else.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Smiler on August 25, 2012, 05:52:17 AM
 <myew> Doom is lping a strategy/hentai game called aooni that this large monster is it.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Bongo Bill on August 25, 2012, 05:53:49 AM
[07:46:58] <TedBelmont> Motherfuckers!
[07:48:59] <Stush> What's wrong, ted? :(
[07:49:22] <Elfin> The motherfuckers are whats wrong.
[07:50:07] <Elfin> They fuck mothers.
[07:50:13] <Elfin> The fuckers.
[07:51:03] <TedBelmont> Haha
[07:51:04] <TedBelmont> Nothing
[07:51:10] <myew> Nothing but pure refreshment.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on August 27, 2012, 06:11:30 PM
<NexAdruin> If it's a growing problem for men in their 20s maybe men in their 20s should learn some self control.
<zaratrope> ha
<nyao> OH HI RIDLEY =========
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: on September 04, 2012, 12:15:02 AM
<myew> Esperath: Air bud is a domesticated mammal descended from the air.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: LaserBeing on September 05, 2012, 09:15:33 PM
[22:28] <notKazz> friday i'm back
[22:28] <notKazz> friday
[22:28] <notKazz> friday
[22:28] <myew> Then friday shook the baby like a republican.
[22:28] <notKazz> D: what
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mongrel on September 05, 2012, 09:20:37 PM
Babies given to Republicans to kiss all invariably wind up suffering from Shaken Baby Syndrome.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Thad on September 05, 2012, 09:21:06 PM
Wait.  Did she shake the baby like Republicans shake babies, or shake the baby as if it were a Republican?

...Friday?  Little help here?
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: François on September 05, 2012, 09:29:31 PM
All babies are Republican from conception until someone turns them into Democrats.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mongrel on September 05, 2012, 09:31:42 PM
So they're like etch-a-sketches? You need to shake them to reset?
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Friday on September 05, 2012, 10:01:39 PM
Quote
Wait.  Did she shake the baby like Republicans shake babies, or shake the baby as if it were a Republican?

...Friday?  Little help here?

Stirred, not shaken.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: François on September 06, 2012, 03:51:22 AM
So they're like etch-a-sketches? You need to shake them to reset?

Well that's a terrifying euphemism.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Caithness on September 13, 2012, 03:13:34 PM
19:05:28 < myew> Home made mayo is also pretty good in the back of the snes or n64 though.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on September 14, 2012, 05:51:56 PM
[18:48]   <TedBelmont>   Oh jesus
[18:48]   <TedBelmont>   Some SJW on tumblr
[18:48]   <TedBelmont>   Ranting about social confidence privelige in the queer community
[18:49]   <YOU_WA_SHARK>   so I don't know what sjw is
[18:49]   <YOU_WA_SHARK>   but I *do* know what tumblr is.
[18:49]   <TedBelmont>   Social Justice Warrior
[18:50]   <TedBelmont>   Aka people who like to rant and pick fights about who is the most oppressed
[18:50]   <YOU_WA_SHARK>   so
[18:50]   <YOU_WA_SHARK>   tumblr
[18:50]   <myew>   Who is a lot of really unreasonable people.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Tefari on September 17, 2012, 10:16:27 PM
<myew> rainwarrior: You don't think that i think kayin disparaged floe's ability to learn.

---

<myew> Ridley: I think. Is that the victim was like "because it's awesome?" and he was a cunt.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on September 19, 2012, 11:54:59 PM
<myew> Wait you haven't played dark souls pc, i haven't shot mali in the back of the run.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Tefari on September 24, 2012, 09:27:36 AM
<myew> He lets you spend an expertise die to let the doctor know if you go on in the car, the subterfuge won't last. But at a group of aliens called the top because squizzle lives there.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Smiler on September 24, 2012, 06:29:59 PM
[21:19] <+Esperath> this is on the top of reddit, but still adorable
[21:20] <+Esperath> http://i.imgur.com/BCs16.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/BCs16.jpg)
[21:20] <+Esperath> moo
[21:20] <myew> Tl's note: moo means yes.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Caithness on September 24, 2012, 08:27:35 PM
00:13:35 < myew> Didn't you know? All racists vanished in a day for a while it was funny.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: NexAdruin on September 30, 2012, 06:08:26 PM
[22:05:37] Brentai clubs Mars.
[22:06:39] MarsDragon and Brentai hammer each other into the ground
[22:06:47] <Brentai> Hot?
[22:06:52] <myew> Hot sweaty man bread.
[22:06:56] <+MarsDragon> I was thinking old cartoon gag, but okay
[22:06:59] <Brentai> ...yes?
[22:07:04] <+MarsDragon> ...dammit myew
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on October 04, 2012, 10:47:45 AM
[11:43]   <Smiler>   Dark Messiah was pretty good
[11:43]   <Esperath>   was it
[11:44]   <Smiler>   it definately has better combat than any other first person melee game
[11:44]   <Smiler>   besides like maybe mount and blade
[11:45]   <Smiler>   the fact that you can be a complete dick and kick people into spikes and stuff pretty much makes the game though
[11:45]   <Esperath>   yeah
[11:45]   <Esperath>   I heard it had a dumpass story with good gameplay
[11:45]   <myew>   The story is that it is good.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Caithness on October 07, 2012, 06:13:28 PM
22:10:28 < myew> I failed elementary school civics.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on October 11, 2012, 04:01:21 PM
[17:00]   <Esperath>   “No, you go to the hospital, you get treated, you get care, and it’s paid for, either by charity, the government or by the hospital. We don’t have people that become ill, who die in their apartment because they don’t have insurance.”
[17:00]   <TheTsunami>   haha
[17:00]   <myew>   Haha what the line dividing laugh and scream.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on October 12, 2012, 11:49:16 PM
[00:47]   <nyao>   what the fuck you too, myew
[00:47]   <myew>   Fuck you myew.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on October 20, 2012, 10:06:46 PM
<Romosome> reading smut fanfic prepares you for sex better than being some abstinence-only kid who isn't allowed to know what fellatio is right
<nyao> IT WAS PAIN!
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Beat Bandit on October 22, 2012, 05:42:12 AM
<myew> Dance is a solution to the kids in my room haha guys what if i can get you.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on October 22, 2012, 07:43:34 AM
oh god, what if she can?!
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on October 28, 2012, 06:25:07 AM
[07:19]   <Esperath>   myew, open your butthole
[07:20]   <myew>   Esperath: Your name is spanish, but i'm going to sneak up on 'im and stick me finger up his butthole.
[07:20]   <Esperath>   :|
[07:20]   <Esperath>   kanchowned
[07:20]   <myew>   I dunno why, but i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to teach math.

myew kancho master
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: R^2 on October 28, 2012, 07:27:30 AM
Serves you right for teaching math.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on November 12, 2012, 06:43:34 PM
<myew> I disabled my youtube comment quality improver to look at the anus.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on November 16, 2012, 06:46:21 PM
<Brentai> "If you really want my opinion, I think the next direction will be toward "hardware virtualization". That's where input and output devices aren't physical things (like actual keyboards, speakers, monitors etc), but are presented through some combination of software and a generic interface. We've already taken large steps in that direction - think about the "virtual keyboard" on most phones...
<Brentai> ...and tablets as an example - but there's plenty more to do. For example, we have laser-projected full-sized keyboards that allow you to type normally into your phone or tablet on any surface without a physical keyboard. Right now those devices are a bit too big to be practical but it's a small step to have them embedded into the phones themselves. There are also smartphones with...
<Brentai> ...projectors built in - theoretically you COULD just remove the touchscreen display entirely and have the entire interface be projected, with cameras to track user movement. We already have camera-based interfaces with stuff like the Kinect, which (as long as you're using an XBox) can actually replace a physical controller or remote control. Stuff like this, as it gets more advanced and...
<Brentai> ...reliable, will probably alter - again - the way we normally interact with our information devices."
<myew> Guys i have a piece of nintendo hardware.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on November 22, 2012, 12:23:08 AM
<myew> Experience new intraveinous bij.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on November 23, 2012, 06:21:21 AM
<CUI> dark souls on amazon for 15$
<TedBelmont> CUI, Dark Souls is showing $20 for me
<TedBelmont> On Amazon
<CUI> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00917DBUE/ref=dsvrt_review_asin_detail (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00917DBUE/ref=dsvrt_review_asin_detail) this?
<TedBelmont> Oh
<TedBelmont> GFWLololol
<nyao> it's not that bad, you should.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Beat Bandit on November 28, 2012, 12:20:45 PM
<Vance> Anyway, this article reads like somebody getting overly offended at somebody's lame attempts at humor. Gunn is obviously erring on the side of insecure masculinity, but it's not even worth getting offended over
<myew> I don't even need to get this to be offended.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Beat Bandit on December 06, 2012, 08:11:00 AM
Quote
<Tefari> okay smartass compare it to a pistol, its huge
<myew> Its one of the collection professions) and his job is to it.
<Tefari> =p
<Ridley> so is my penis
<Tefari> heyooooo
<Malikial> !!!
<Malikial> I giggled.
<Malikial> But still, I think my revolver is bigger than your cock.
<Malikial> SO YOU A LIER.
<Ridley> It's true my cock is tiny.
<SlimeDroid> We need to compare then
<SlimeDroid> For science
<Ridley> It just sits there in the little cage
<Ridley> sometimes it tries to crow
<Ridley> but it sounds like a chipmunk.
* Phat (~Home@sydnns0109w-142177103051.dhcp-dynamic.FibreOp.ns.bellaliant.net) has joined #finalfight
<beatbandito> I believe that as an apt description of Kayumi's penis
<myew> As it was still hard for my friend, this is an apt description.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Bongo Bill on December 06, 2012, 08:17:01 PM
<nyao> Haiku Masterwork: No, seriously. Kill them. Kill them all.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on December 07, 2012, 11:03:48 PM
-->|   Romosome (~X@cpe-75-82-42-137.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #finalfight
myew   And with that, you just get behind the huge growth in numbers of griffins in the head.
|<--   Romosome has left irc.esper.net (Client Quit)
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Beat Bandit on December 08, 2012, 06:26:38 AM
<CUI> Pizza Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRBb8jf7PY#ws)
<nyao> YOUTUBE: Pizza Time :-D:-D:-D
<CUI> bit nws
<myew> http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/db8e162a25bc998325f10d05245e8888.jpg (http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/db8e162a25bc998325f10d05245e8888.jpg) mildly nws. (this was originally a functional link to a very relevant image)
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Smiler on December 09, 2012, 10:48:23 PM
[00:40] * krelbel was kicked by Arcturus (fuckez vous, si vous plait.)
[00:40] <@Arcturus> :D
[00:40] <@patito> excellent
[00:40] * krelbel (~krel@btmorris.lifeafterking.org) has joined #finalfight
[00:40] <Vance> Been a while since I saw that happen in here.
[00:40] <Vance> It feels more like home already
[00:40] <krelbel> Sorry if I came off as disingenuous.
[00:40] <@Arcturus> Thanks, patito.
[00:40] <@patito> always a pleasure
[00:40] <Guildenstern> goodnight finalfight
[00:40] <Guildenstern> turn out the goddamn light
[00:40] <Stush> Patito, can you op me so I can kick vance to make him feel happy?
[00:40] <myew> Welcome to finalfight.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Beat Bandit on December 16, 2012, 08:33:56 PM
<myew> You wa shart.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on December 30, 2012, 08:58:13 AM
<nyao> I am become hats
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mongrel on December 30, 2012, 09:47:38 AM
<nyao> I am become hats

Destroyer of Games
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on January 01, 2013, 05:07:50 PM
<myew> Friday: That's right! I'm racist! I only hate koreans.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Nerd on January 06, 2013, 11:26:16 AM
<myew>  Every single megaman reboot had some deep or compelling emotional storyline.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on January 06, 2013, 11:28:53 AM
<nyao> https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/603238_10151143419122461_1294292884_n.jpg my friends are "failure" jews
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on January 06, 2013, 12:38:10 PM
your friend is myew?
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on January 06, 2013, 01:30:26 PM
That was a nyao quote, but it didn't paste properly, and when I tried to modify it, the boards broke. :whoops:
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on January 06, 2013, 02:13:56 PM
Investigation suggests the server didn't shut down, it was just unreachable for some reason.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on January 07, 2013, 07:28:58 AM
<nyao> basically, he and D.J. Jazzy Jazz are the inferior furry race
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on January 10, 2013, 05:23:54 PM
<myew>: Nfl is more important than knowledge.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on January 13, 2013, 03:34:01 PM
<myew>: Wikipedia was a spiritual black hole; her name is the wiki.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Smiler on February 01, 2013, 07:50:44 AM
[09:38] <BeatBandit> http://i.imgur.com/tVHau3F.gif (http://i.imgur.com/tVHau3F.gif) THANKS OBAMA
[09:38] <myew> Thanks, now i feel like obama.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mazian on February 04, 2013, 04:41:13 PM
<myew> I am a robot. I am a robot. I am a robot. I am a dumb.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on February 05, 2013, 05:56:48 PM
17:54   <Esperath>: myew semprini
17:54   <myew>: Esperath: Semprini semprini semprini pkang myew pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang pkang.
17:54   <rainwarrior>: yay it remembers
17:54   <Esperath>: myew semprini
17:54   <myew>: Esperath: [10:36:21] <Nyao> myew air bud air bud experience bij pkang pkang semprini bah weep grana weep ninnybong.
17:54   <maou>: it doesn't have to remember
17:55   <maou>: the second it forgets SOME PEOPLE AROUND HERE will immediately start loading it up with those phrases
17:55   <myew>: I'm all, "maybe this time..." and then no. I weep for me please.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Beat Bandit on February 05, 2013, 05:59:21 PM
And yet you missed this winner

<myew> Bad video games have taught me anything, it's that everything is not bad.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on February 05, 2013, 06:01:40 PM
That's because I didn't find that line to be particularly funny, whereas the section I quoted is myew asking to be put out of her pkang-induced misery.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Beat Bandit on February 11, 2013, 06:17:22 PM
<myew> And i will be able to actually destroy your mind with a script you only need to say that again!
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Beat Bandit on February 12, 2013, 11:17:04 AM
<Mr_Saturn> http://www.siliconera.com/2013/02/12/ghost-in-the-shell-online-game-is-an-fps-with-a-focus-on-hacking/ (http://www.siliconera.com/2013/02/12/ghost-in-the-shell-online-game-is-an-fps-with-a-focus-on-hacking/) mite b cool
<myew> In every other game you get kicked out for hacking.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on February 14, 2013, 11:19:38 PM
Utsuho rears back and sprays acid all over Brentai
<Brentai> Ah, very good.
Brentai pulls out a handkerchief and wipes himself off.
<Brentai> We have just seen the customary greeting ritual of the Lyrai.
<nyao> i think i pay for it
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on February 16, 2013, 12:02:50 AM
<SimonTheDigger> I can link the translated demo, if anyone in here is masochistic enough to give it a try.
<Brentai> Nope.
<Xerox> Nope.
<Romosome> Nope.
<nyao> don't assign it to your actinos
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on March 07, 2013, 06:42:26 PM
18:41   <Esperath>: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-21697956 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-21697956)
18:41   <Esperath>: wat
18:41   <nyao>: merry christmas
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on March 09, 2013, 10:36:58 PM
22:33   <Mr_Saturn>: Goodnight
22:33   <myew>: Goodnight sweet prince.
22:33   *** Mr_Saturn quit (Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com (http://www.androirc.com) ))
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Caithness on March 15, 2013, 08:01:57 PM
23:59:46 < myew> America is a lover not a republican.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Smiler on March 23, 2013, 08:23:36 PM
[23:21] <Brentai> OUTER HEAVEN IS OVER
[23:21] <Brentai> LET THE MATING BEGIN
[23:22] * +BongoBill clutches a rose by the stem between his teeth, and bleeds from the tongue, having forgotten to remove the thorns first
[23:22] <@Smiler> gross
[23:23] <nyao> bias alert: my dick
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on March 28, 2013, 09:27:55 PM
<nyao>: what the fuck are you enjoying making kamehameha motions at your vag
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on April 05, 2013, 04:52:22 PM
17:51   <Esperath>: http://i.imgur.com/osDQ9kq.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/osDQ9kq.jpg)
17:51   <Esperath>: romosome
17:51   <Squizzle>: Esperath.
17:51   <Squizzle>: That looks like Romosome after a rough shag.
17:51   <myew>: Achievement unlocked: give squizzle a boner.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Caithness on April 08, 2013, 02:19:20 PM
22:16:57 < rainwarrior> maou nyao maou nyao myew meow myew meow
22:17:09 < myew> Nyao is me, i am nyao, we wait for the myew where maou touched you.
22:17:20 < rainwarrior> zomg
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on April 12, 2013, 05:16:26 PM
<myew> Utsuho: Brentai lives in australia. That place is north hollywood, that's my wake island. In fact, we're super- cool. But we gots to go. I'll wait for brentai.

 :wuv:
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: MarsDragon on May 11, 2013, 09:42:27 AM
[16:40] Upthorn: I remember ska
[16:41] nyao: and it's dead.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Nerd on May 17, 2013, 08:51:39 AM
<myew>  And she likes to be kept in miku's uterus for some time now. He's terrified of spiders, i mean, what the hell are they going to be here.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mongrel on May 17, 2013, 10:12:05 AM
Gives "intrauterine device" a whole new meaning.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on May 17, 2013, 06:11:43 PM
<Romosome> myew don't shitpost
<myew> Romosome: Well, don't look at that.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Smiler on May 21, 2013, 05:14:46 AM
[13:13] <Link`> so yeah MS showed off two new games at their reveal presentation lmao
[13:13] <myew> But in my clit. And i don't have them.
[13:13] <+Esperath> wow.
[13:13] <+Esperath> this just in, MS reveal hosted inside myew's clit
[13:13] <myew> Oh just in the people who go "mind blown" when i reveal it.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on May 22, 2013, 10:30:56 AM
16:17   <myew>: Splut splut revolution.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on May 24, 2013, 08:22:39 AM
<Mr_Saturn|PC> xbone is some bizarre attempt to drive people to purchase PCs
<krelbel> haha what
<krelbel> it's just a new console man
<krelbel> no big conspiracy
<nyao> And Gamestop does their share of skewering the aggressively liberal
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Classic on May 24, 2013, 08:33:46 AM
But, you know, it's working on me.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Friday on May 28, 2013, 12:51:58 PM
<myew> Haiku novicework: i just dinged 84 :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d.

correct number of :d
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on May 30, 2013, 03:21:00 PM
<nyao> YOU DON'T DESERVE MY SON, GIVE HIM STILTS
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on June 04, 2013, 05:27:19 AM
<zaratustra> Indie games 2013: You walk into an empty room. Some bad poetry is written on the walls.
<Vance> >CONTEMPLATE DEPRESSION
<myew> Depression is a seller's market. Coke is fuckin' dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, can we leave goshen?
<kashan> WHoa.
<kashan> Myew with the deep thoughts.
<myew> kashan: I very rarely have a lot of the deep thoughts.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on June 15, 2013, 10:57:11 AM
<Esperath> ahhh this cat
<Esperath> this cat
<Esperath> is so adorable
<nyao> fuck it
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on June 19, 2013, 03:27:21 PM
<myew> Heh. I just remembered maid rpg, where all damage is stress. Being shot is probably better.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Sharkey on June 19, 2013, 05:54:26 PM
I'm pretty much just waiting for Myew's first person account of the singularity. It'll be essentially identical to a Stross novel except for mostly consisting of genital related non sequiturs.

But really, it's time for the Myew uplift project, if she hasn't already uplifted herself and been subtly manipulating us for decades now.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Beat Bandit on June 22, 2013, 09:43:21 AM
<Mr_Saturn|PC> http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1447084 (http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1447084) beep beep
<TedBelmont> Haha
<myew> Haha!  Hehe!  Hoho!  Urgh...
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on June 29, 2013, 05:06:47 PM
Man even the haiku bot's getting sassy.

<Brentai> !addend Not right now you don't.
<Upth> Haiku Novicework: Gotta catch 'em all! / at Victoria's Secret / Not right now you don't.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: on June 30, 2013, 06:28:06 PM
<Upthorn> myew, that's not a game, that's the whole purpose of #finalfight
[12:12:11am -7] <myew> Upthorn: I've been meaning to ask why you have to not have a purpose.
[12:12:24am -7] <Sharkey> I'm still reading JD's game. No spoilers (everybody dies. They've gotta.)
[12:12:38am -7] * Upthorn storms off, sobbing
[12:12:39am -7] <+Espierath> jesus christ, myew.
[12:12:50am -7] <myew> Christ, he's hung like a myew link that myew is the spawn of satan. I just remembered.
[12:12:54am -7] <Sharkey> Faux pas.
[12:13:33am -7] * @Smiler (~Smiler@75-11-17-135.lightspeed.milwwi.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 206 seconds)
[12:13:36am -7] <Sharkey> Seriously, myew. The salad fork is the one with the stronger tine. It's like you ain't got no fuckin couth.
[12:13:44am -7] <myew> Yeah myew in a party with a fork.
[12:14:42am -7] <Upthorn> (you know your depression is bad when even a mindless chatterbot starts giving you shit about it)
[12:15:22am -7] <Sharkey> I wonder almost wonder about that thing's mind.
[12:15:46am -7] <Sharkey> Bluh bluh.
[12:15:51am -7] <myew> Bluh. Fuck israel.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mazian on July 01, 2013, 03:58:17 PM
<Brentai> Don't judge me, I bought a washer/dryer from them which made me an automatic premier dude.
<nyao> Name it tentaclecuddle

The bot knows him so well!
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on July 03, 2013, 12:55:36 AM
<myew> The anus is the kind of gun fires an 11mm round?
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on July 07, 2013, 06:55:39 PM
<Stush> "For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly."
<myew> Honestly i don't think it's very representative.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on July 29, 2013, 03:06:16 PM
<Harvey_Potman_Wizard_At_Law> !haiku for the obama-pelosi created dust bowl
<Upth> Haiku Novicework: Hello, little girl. / Republican agenda / Cover your poopers!
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on August 03, 2013, 06:24:39 PM
<myew> Big boss is a tragedy, but a good person.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: upthorn on August 04, 2013, 08:14:32 AM
<Brentai> im in ur channel
<R^2> lies
<Brentai> im not in ur channel
<Upthorn> lies
<Brentai> im
<myew> Im a berd.
<Brentai> myews a berd
<myew> Brentai: Im a berd.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: on August 12, 2013, 09:44:33 PM
[03:35:57am -7] <Dudbear> Wow. Pewdiepie has gotten really popular.
[03:36:13am -7] <Dudbear> Speechless.
[03:36:18am -7] <myew> Mayans were right.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on August 19, 2013, 01:26:16 PM
<nyao> Stush is the king of the world for me at any point, everyone knows I am well, yo
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Sharkey on August 21, 2013, 12:18:16 PM
<Brentai> im in ur channel
<R^2> lies
<Brentai> im not in ur channel
<Upthorn> lies
<Brentai> im
<myew> Im a berd.
<Brentai> myews a berd
<myew> Brentai: Im a berd.

This is goddamn lyrical in its motherfucking beauty.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: on August 25, 2013, 03:05:32 PM
] <myew> #Tell romosome http://cdn.hugelol.org/i/32561.gif (http://cdn.hugelol.org/i/32561.gif) this damn dog needs to be tied to the best of them, just that it works.
[08:50:04pm -7] <nyao> yep.avi
[08:50:18pm -7] <@Romosome> what
[08:50:28pm -7] <@Romosome> oh god stop the bots are ganging up on me
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on August 28, 2013, 01:02:01 PM
<Esperath> what the fuck is even going on here
<Esperath> http://i.imgur.com/eUbcwRl.gif (http://i.imgur.com/eUbcwRl.gif)
<nyao> no idea
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Friday on August 28, 2013, 08:10:04 PM
<nyao> I found a broken link in the Markov chain.  Maybe I received two bad links to start the chain.
<+Kazz> MAYBE YOU DID, NYAO
<+Kazz> BUT IT'S TOO LATE NYAO
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Beat Bandit on September 02, 2013, 11:50:43 AM
<nyao> Stush status: http://i.imgur.com/wjANVCD.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/wjANVCD.jpg)
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on September 05, 2013, 03:02:49 AM
(after an extended paste by Elfin)

<myew> Hiyoo there, megasponges!
<myew> Wow that is a retard.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mothra on September 24, 2013, 03:03:01 PM
<myew> Dang i'm huge.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on September 26, 2013, 04:55:04 AM
<myew> I swear to fuck in dark rooms is a god that is what republicans actually believe.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mazian on September 26, 2013, 04:55:22 AM
<nyao> more victims, please!
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on September 30, 2013, 11:51:50 AM
17:06   <Joxam>: welp
17:07   <Joxam>: looks like we're going to have a government shutdown!
17:13   <MarsDragon>: This surely won't backfire like it did in the 90s
17:13   <myew>: It won't take a dump on her face when i did.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on October 07, 2013, 05:47:42 PM
<Brentai> myew, Haiku Masterwork:
<myew> Brentai: Haiku masterwork: i will strangle you / written by darren hewer / ceo of earth.
* Brentai blinks.
<Metalslime> myew, Haiku Masterwork:
<myew> Metalslime: Haiku masterwork: i will pas for now.
<Metalslime> :S
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: MarsDragon on October 11, 2013, 06:25:33 PM
[01:12] myew: Anyway to be on the internet is myew.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on October 20, 2013, 07:06:52 AM
12:52   <myew>: Reddit is an ugly mofo. He laughs like this: http://www.campbellsgo.com (http://www.campbellsgo.com)
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on October 25, 2013, 04:12:28 PM
21:57   <MetalSlime>: !dizzy
21:57   <Utsuho>: YOU TOUCHED FUZZY
21:57   <Esperath>: !fuzzy
21:57   <Utsuho>: YOU GOT DIZZY!
21:57   <myew>: Did you... Fuck dizzy?
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on October 26, 2013, 03:49:48 AM
<Dudebear> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
<Dudebear> myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
<Dudebear> liiiiiiiiiiife
<Brentai> Is your life hot?
<Dudebear> nope.
<Dudebear> it is poor and full of disease.
<myew> And is a full 3 minutes.
<Dudebear> That too.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on October 27, 2013, 10:16:59 AM
<kashan> Oh good. Somebody dressed as Trayvon Martin for halloween.
<Brentai> :|
<kashan> In black face and everything.
<myew> Quit causing problems, you'll get us all your hair like italian ladies. Just so fucking much.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on October 27, 2013, 05:35:46 PM
<Brentai> FRIDAY ATTEMPTED TO DRINK FROM MY OVERFLOWING CUP OF LOVE AND FOUND IT TOO MUCH FOR HER LIKING
<Brentai> NOW SHE ONLY LAPS FROM IT OCCASIONALLY
<myew> I was only in the middle, so it is good occasionally.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on October 28, 2013, 04:29:49 AM
<myew> Is there a way to survive by taking advantage of the ongoing ablist conspiracy?
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: R^2 on October 28, 2013, 04:51:33 AM
That's... actually a valid question.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on October 31, 2013, 04:47:09 PM
<myew>: Air bud is a hybrid animal, the result of the pkang.

THE CHAOS PKANG
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Beat Bandit on November 01, 2013, 09:09:50 AM
<myew> Zara, if i ejaculated hats you'd never stop sucking me off.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on November 01, 2013, 07:19:54 PM
<myew>: Esperath got the hots friday. The hots for esperath.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZeqPhEp.jpg)
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mongrel on November 01, 2013, 11:38:56 PM
Dog Obsessed with His Own Reflection in Mirror: Cute Dog Maymo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvSaT_ZOeB8#ws)
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on November 10, 2013, 06:29:34 AM
Re: 10:28   <CUI>: http://store.steampowered.com/app/251990/ (http://store.steampowered.com/app/251990/)


11:11   <Smiler>: its basically daughter's first political intrigue sim
11:12   <Esperath>: ahaha >slip poison into regent's drink
11:12   <Esperath>: YOUR BOOBY SCORE IS TOO LOW, YOU FAIL
11:12   <Esperath>: REGENT RAPES YOU TO SLEEP
11:12   <myew>: That's how you can die.
11:12   <Smiler>: :|
11:12   <nyao>: aww, the grumps gave up trying to fix her of her chest there
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Smiler on November 10, 2013, 07:11:06 AM
The most perfect myewspew
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mongrel on November 10, 2013, 08:15:50 AM
Re: 10:28   <CUI>: http://store.steampowered.com/app/251990/ (http://store.steampowered.com/app/251990/)

The pinkest queen.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: MarsDragon on November 11, 2013, 02:41:42 PM
[19:51] nyao: I want to stretch my anus, to form a house for the smurf village
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mongrel on November 11, 2013, 02:44:35 PM
WELL NOW.

THAT'S, UH.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Royal☭ on November 11, 2013, 03:49:27 PM
Finally, a politician willing to talk about a real housing bill to help the disenfranchised.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on November 14, 2013, 08:32:53 PM
<Aoko> Oh!
<Aoko> I was right woo
<Aoko> WHAT DO I WIN
<nyao> OH GOD SHEET DICK
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mothra on November 19, 2013, 04:04:42 PM
<nyao> pfft vance
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Metal Slime on November 19, 2013, 08:27:09 PM
<Vance> So that's every cop car and two choppers going by my place just now
<Stush> They're looking for you, Vance!
<Stush> They want to give you a medal
<myew> Have you a medal.
<nyao> MEDALS ON YOUR NIPPLES
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mothra on November 20, 2013, 12:18:28 AM
oh my god
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: on November 24, 2013, 06:36:19 PM
] <Brentai> Deus Ex Yuria is the high point.
[11:17:42pm -8] <@patito> mostly because they felt the need to explain things
[11:17:46pm -8] <@patito> like raoh's huge horse
[11:17:54pm -8] <Brentai> Just appearing out of nowhere and being all
[11:17:55pm -8] <Brentai> KEN
[11:17:58pm -8] <Brentai> GO GET SOME PUSSY
[11:18:02pm -8] <nyao> BO-O-O-O-O-ING!!!
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: patito on November 24, 2013, 06:36:33 PM
<Brentai> So after all that the manga ends EXACTLY where Fist 2 left off, and there's a footnote that Ken basically just wandered the wastelands murdering bad guys for the rest of his life.
<nyao> arriba arriba you are already muerto
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on November 29, 2013, 02:56:28 PM
<nyao> hey i'm grump
* Elfin (~damienbar@CPE-120-148-217-88.heum2.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined #finalfight
<nyao> i'm not so grump
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on November 29, 2013, 05:32:36 PM
22:13   <Romosome>: #markov such
22:13   <nyao>: such satan
22:15   <Esperath>: #markov many
22:15   <nyao>: many death
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on December 01, 2013, 07:54:56 AM
<+MarsDragon> Friday make an RPG starring Air Bud and Air Wolf
<@Friday> hahaha
<zaratustra> Shut Up And Air Bud Gaiden
<nyao> I've got more than cattle you can trick the game doges
<nyao> and we're the game doges
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on December 06, 2013, 08:08:14 PM
<myew> Sarah palin saying "how long are we going to be kept in miku's uterus for some reason i dislike furry fandom.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on December 08, 2013, 10:07:04 AM
14:47   <Esperath>: there's a reason this game stops getting played around fifth grade or so
14:48   <Esperath>: when the puberty hits, shit goes down
14:48   <Esperath>: the puberty
14:48   <Esperath>: all of the puberties
14:48   <myew>: Haiku masterwork: i hate to sound bitter but blizzard is making fun of her puberty.
14:48   <Esperath>: haha myew
14:48   <myew>: Put myew on the myew that i... Boned?
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on December 09, 2013, 08:49:35 PM
(While playing my new Starbound character, Space Myew.)

<Brentai> Do you hear the myews of the myew?
<myew> The myew is going to be you.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: on December 09, 2013, 09:39:58 PM
[10:14:42pm -8] <@Romosome> you missed me on a skype call the other day reading portions of the FATAL sourcebook aloud
[10:14:51pm -8] <@Romosome> since I found it on this old tower I had to dig out
[10:15:11pm -8] <Vance> Nice
[10:15:36pm -8] <@Romosome> There were parts I literally had to skip because I didn't want anyone to have any possible record of me saying them out loud.
[10:15:54pm -8] <@Romosome> I guess I was prescient. I hope the NSA enjoys its tape of me reading the section on child-eating ogres.
[10:16:53pm -8] <Vance> I noticed the sections on anal circumference and head diameter were next to each other, calculated using smallest head sizes and biggest anuses... anii? And sadly realized it wasn't possible to stick your own head up your ass
[10:17:10pm -8] <Vance> Although I didn't read far enough to find out about anus stretching rules
[10:17:18pm -8] <@Romosome> There's almost certainly those.
[10:17:49pm -8] <Vance> A human with a small head COULD stick it up a loose ogre anus, though
[10:17:53pm -8] <@Romosome> The part where I became legit Not Even Funny Offended was when I hit the vaginal circumference and depth tables and saw the Child and Infant entries.
[10:17:57pm -8] <myew> A human with a big huge chamber at the anus.
[10:18:03pm -8] <Vance> ...
[10:18:08pm -8] <Vance> Why would you think it's okay to share that?
[10:18:18pm -8] <@Romosome> because I want you to feel bad for my scarred soul
[10:18:25pm -8] <Vance> I feel bad for myself
[10:18:26pm -8] <Vance> Ass.
[10:18:29pm -8] <nyao> I gotta boner
[10:18:36pm -8] <@Romosome> welp I'm done
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on December 10, 2013, 12:05:17 AM
ain't no PC in da myewspew
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Joxam on December 10, 2013, 06:40:08 PM
<Brentai> Who are you talking to?
<myew> You are the one who is talking.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on December 14, 2013, 05:28:10 AM
<Squizzle> #markov MYSTERIOUS
<nyao> MYSTERIOUS AS THE BURNT BONES OF THE NINJA IS ON NETFLIX
<Squizzle> :o
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on December 14, 2013, 08:48:03 PM
01:26   <Brentai>: Fuck yes a blacksmith shop oh wait a monster broke in and killed him.
01:29   <Esperath>: !haiku
01:29   <Upth>: Haiku Novicework: Fatal naughty zone / who is trying to kill you? / you had a bad day~
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on December 21, 2013, 02:02:01 PM
<nyao> tickle me bum and call me Michael Jordan with Bugs Bunny In: Space Bud
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: on December 21, 2013, 02:02:40 PM
<nyao> tickle me bum and call me Michael Jordan with Bugs Bunny In: Space Bud
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on December 21, 2013, 03:55:43 PM
<nyao> tickle me bum and call me Michael Jordan with Bugs Bunny In: Space Bud
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Mongrel on December 21, 2013, 04:10:44 PM
I see that many of you found that line funny (it is).
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on December 21, 2013, 04:12:20 PM
<nyao> tickle me bum and call me Michael Jordan with Bugs Bunny In: Space Bud
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on December 23, 2013, 05:39:44 PM
<Romosome> as huck finn said
<nyao> BYE MARUX
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: on December 28, 2013, 05:25:17 PM
] <myew> My first name means "god's gift". My last either means hawthorn, or ditch, or a screaming orgasm?
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Thad on December 28, 2013, 05:46:51 PM
My first name means "god's gift".

...I haven't been in #ff for what, twelve years?  Did Myew get that from some way-old log, or is there somebody else whose name has the same etymology as mine?

(It's got my use of period-outside-quotation-marks, but I probably would have capitalized "God".)
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: patito on December 28, 2013, 07:01:19 PM
Current myew always capitalizes first and ends with a period. Probably has better grammar than most people in the chatroom.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Ted Belmont on December 28, 2013, 11:45:07 PM
My name has the same etymology, but I don't remember ever talking about it in #FF.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on December 29, 2013, 01:04:07 PM
<Vance> myew, would you fuck Elfin?
<myew> Vance: Elfin, it is nice to have your impact displayed and expanded, in a garage. Take me to fuck in the face with that little viewing hole for your worst enemy? Myew, what have we taught you.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Zaratustra on January 02, 2014, 02:08:18 PM
<@Friday> March 15, 1992. Froze and decapitated Scorpion. Scorpion just came from back from hell and reclaimed spine.
<rainwarrior> He must have looked floppy coming back for his spine.
<myew> Though it is still alive while being penetrated by his partner, hydrogenio oxygenumoso, who was very familiar with the spine.
<brontozara> myew what
<myew> brontozara: I don't wanna kill ya, i double dare ya motherfucker, say "what" one more goddamn time!
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on January 06, 2014, 02:12:27 PM
18:51   <MarsDragon>: !tanka
18:51   <Upthorn>: Tanka Novicework: it's big sexy time / never more to go astray / It's me, Mario / You made it through the tunnel / part of a complete breakfast
18:51   <myew>: Tanka very much.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: on January 06, 2014, 02:12:29 PM
8] <+MarsDragon> !tanka
[06:52:01pm -8] <Upthorn> Tanka Novicework: it's big sexy time / never more to go astray / It's me, Mario / You made it through the tunnel / part of a complete breakfast
[06:52:06pm -8] <myew> Tanka very much.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Esperath on January 06, 2014, 02:13:43 PM
18:52   <Neeerds>: God damn myew is better than me on my best days
18:52   <myew>: Damn myew for a better job.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: on January 09, 2014, 09:23:34 AM
[02:02:26pm -8] <Elfin>   HERMAN
[02:02:34pm -8] <myew> Fox news fired sarah palin, hired herman cain.
[02:02:56pm -8] <Utsuho> .
[02:03:00pm -8] <myew> Http://www.movietriggers.com (http://Http://www.movietriggers.com) guuuuuuuuuuuuyssssssssssss.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Smiler on January 11, 2014, 10:08:01 AM
<myew> Not any link, but inversely proportional rate to 'sharkey sexing silversong stop geothermal in murdering spree stop sixteen dead stop send pizza and shotguns stop'.
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Beat Bandit on January 14, 2014, 09:01:45 AM
16:38 <myew> No anal glands, hans!
Title: Re: myewspew
Post by: Brentai on January 18, 2014, 07:56:16 AM
<Brentai> We're actually on the low end of what the parent company offers. $500/mo gets you into the crazy 16-core shit.
<myew> Like 500 for a good bit of a shit.
<Dudebear> Yeah myew.
<Dudebear> YEAH
<myew> A myew myew myew.