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Title: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on April 10, 2010, 08:32:17 PM
I'm not sure if this an australian thing, but license plates over here have three consecutive letters and lately while I've been driving, I've been trying to use the letters to make the name of a porno. For example, LMS could be "Lengthy Man Success" and PDQ could be "Preposterous! Dick Queens!" or something like that.

I was telling my ex about it and she said she had a similar game where she'd take the name of any car she saw and put "Anal" in front of the name. "Anal Charade," "Anal Cobra" etc. I had no idea people played so many sexy games involving cars.

Anyway, this is the Bullshit thread. Post whatever!
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on April 10, 2010, 09:06:32 PM
Brentai is coveroh wait a sec
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Shinra on April 10, 2010, 09:20:09 PM
Shinra was going to make the joke, but Brentai beat him to it.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on April 10, 2010, 09:50:45 PM
Shinra enjoyed it, too.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Beat Bandit on April 10, 2010, 09:53:05 PM
Rygaron couldn't look away...
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on April 10, 2010, 10:01:15 PM
You should have known better than to post this topic with this title, Frocto. I think this group is too conditioned to break free of their former patterns.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on April 10, 2010, 10:17:09 PM
Frocto is covering Newbie in goopy slime. With He-Man's expression.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on April 10, 2010, 10:40:35 PM
Classic
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: McDohl on April 11, 2010, 06:19:16 AM
McDohl salutes the...8th?  9th? anniversary of Bullshit by covering everyone in goopy slime.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: sei on April 11, 2010, 10:41:55 PM
No.  Fuck all of you.  That thread does not deserve to be reborn.

Also, prefixing "anal" to things isn't just a car game.  It's also the most irritating meme on Dethecus (a WoW server).  If it's caught on with the worst of Dethecus, it's probably not something you want to propagate.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: on April 12, 2010, 03:30:18 AM
It's a WoW meme in general, it's spread far beyond Dethecus.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on April 12, 2010, 04:35:31 AM
there were memes before wow, fyi
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on April 12, 2010, 06:31:00 AM
Yeah... anal memes.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on April 12, 2010, 11:46:18 AM
Brentai ate my balls
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on April 13, 2010, 06:32:28 AM
Fuck, Scratch and Grounder are so fucking stylish.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on April 24, 2010, 05:45:54 AM
I think I like Shonen Knife. How gay am I, 1 to 10
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on April 24, 2010, 06:49:36 AM
(http://blog.kevinmeltzer.com/archives/pi.png)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on April 24, 2010, 09:38:01 AM
Hey!
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Franηois on April 24, 2010, 11:08:40 AM
Mmm.... homosexual pie...
(http://zedpower.dreamhosters.com/images/misc/homer_drool.gif)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on April 27, 2010, 10:03:06 PM
My ex got me to come and get some old drawings of mine that were at her place, I found a SELF-INSERT GAMER COMIC I had done with Mediocrity a while back. HIS CHARACTER WAS A SAMURAI.

 :rage:

(Mine was a fat-titted alien lady in an off-the-shoulder dress with lobster claws instead of hands. I feel a bit better)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on April 27, 2010, 10:08:36 PM
Mediocrity

Wow. I completely forgot that there was a time when I kept conflating you, Fortinbras, and Disposable Ninja.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on April 27, 2010, 10:17:40 PM
That's why I do now with the people who have MSPA avatars.

[spoiler]I just assume they're all bad posters.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on April 28, 2010, 02:19:18 AM
My ex got me to come

And you dumped her anyway?  For shame.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on April 28, 2010, 03:50:00 AM
a fat-titted alien lady in an off-the-shoulder dress with lobster claws instead of hands.

pix plox
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on April 28, 2010, 04:12:29 AM
(http://megumi.pyoko.org/pyokostuff/froggieno.jpg)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Niku on April 28, 2010, 05:15:03 AM
man i totally forgot about Princess Lobstertits

incidentally when i was packing up i totally threw a hand drawn frocto card into one of these boxes around here
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on April 28, 2010, 06:05:05 AM
you should find it :3
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on April 28, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/herpaderp/princess_lobstertits.jpg)

(V)^_~(V)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on April 28, 2010, 09:02:11 PM
Holy moly, you rule.

Although I should clarify that she doesn't have feet, her "dress" actually terminates in a spongy lower extremity. And it's stripey, like so.

(http://www.awesome-engine.com/graphics/yithianxv6.jpg)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on April 28, 2010, 09:37:08 PM
So does she get pregnant, or the bee?  I never understood that.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Ted Belmont on April 29, 2010, 07:30:22 AM
(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo297/BBLegs/bulltfevercover.jpg)

Frocto, it would seem crappy angst-metal bands are scanning your brain.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: teg on April 29, 2010, 10:50:45 AM
Even though this thread seems to largely be about lobstertits right now I thought I'd contribute to the original discussion of sexy word games.

At the video store I work at, there is an unspoken game where employees try to determine which children's movie titles would make the best porn titles. The Dora The Explorer ones are the best because they're all either disturbingly appropriate (like "Cowgirl Dora" or "City Of Lost Toys") or delightfully inappropriate (like "Puppy Power").

There is another unspoken game that I started where we determine what title-mashup would make the best movie.
Hotel For Slumdog Millionaires
The Importance Of Being Ernest Goes To Camp
How To Lose A Guy In 28 Days Later
Terminators Of Endearment
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: MadMAxJr on April 29, 2010, 12:05:07 PM
A friend at Gencon introduced me to a retarded word game that I can't seem to forget.  When driving or riding, examine the names of the types of cars around you.  Compete in the car to see which one sounds best with the word 'anal' attached in front of it.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on April 29, 2010, 06:32:31 PM
Heavy Rain

Some stay dry while others call for Jason
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Detonator on April 29, 2010, 11:06:38 PM
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t322/DetonatorNova/heavyrain.jpg)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on April 30, 2010, 07:28:08 PM
QUAKE 3 ARENA TOURNAMENT: this is teh best game evar made. quake 2 is the best game ever made, and so is quaek 3. quaek 3 is always entertaining, a feelgood experience! are you a marine and must COMPLETE OR DIE in the space contest and shots teh aliens with the BFG. the bfg is differatn in this game. in quaek 2 is whas green and now is shots fastar and looks like a space armadillo. this is a good weapon if you are A FAGOT! haha, i trix0red you! yuo can palay Quaek 3 in space and you on multiline AOL. theer is the gauntlet which is a shield with spikes and his hums like the toy mom has by her bed.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Shinra on April 30, 2010, 08:53:11 PM
A friend at Gencon introduced me to a retarded word game that I can't seem to forget.  When driving or riding, examine the names of the types of cars around you.  Compete in the car to see which one sounds best with the word 'anal' attached in front of it.

Anal Focus.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on April 30, 2010, 09:16:12 PM
Anal Ram.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on May 05, 2010, 07:39:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA9Ckv9GcpA
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Disposable Ninja on May 05, 2010, 10:52:05 AM
Anal Hummer
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on May 16, 2010, 06:32:30 PM
thank god I beat MCE to 50

now I never need to be awesome ever again

let's celebrate!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAVeuYy9BxE
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on May 20, 2010, 12:27:25 AM
Brian & Stewie Griffin RP (http://community.livejournal.com/rp_me/317759.html)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Healy on May 20, 2010, 04:36:50 AM
Brian & Stewie Griffin RP (http://community.livejournal.com/rp_me/317759.html)
That image macro gets me every time.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Shinra on May 20, 2010, 04:44:17 AM
When I saw the post, it was literally the first thing that came to mind.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Dooly on May 21, 2010, 10:23:21 PM
Brian & Stewie Griffin RP (http://community.livejournal.com/rp_me/317759.html)

On first glance I thought that said "Brian & Stewie Griffin RIP."
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Thad on May 23, 2010, 10:00:30 PM
Explorer
Excursion
Voyager
Odyssey
Charger
Challenger
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Guild on May 28, 2010, 04:05:29 PM
i secretly want to write sequential science fiction novels and sell out to SyFy for 50k
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on May 28, 2010, 11:15:21 PM
DON'T YOU MEAN YOU HATE THE BIZARRO BIZARRO?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Sharkey on June 02, 2010, 11:50:16 PM
Sharkey is uncovering you with a grease-cutting solvent.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on June 02, 2010, 11:53:52 PM
That is my fetish.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Sharkey on June 02, 2010, 11:56:35 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOoooooOO!



... well, okay.




If you really wanna.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on June 02, 2010, 11:59:20 PM
Okay, but I get to be Player 2.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Sharkey on June 03, 2010, 12:10:43 AM
Goddammit, but I wanted to be Player 2! On account of if we win, Player 1 ends up with his hands in a jar of formaldehyde on Player 2's office shelf, and then has to deal with generations of teenage idiots wearing his face across their fat tits. I'm too old for that sort of thing.

Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: R^2 on June 03, 2010, 08:33:58 AM
I drive a Grand Caravan. I can't decide if that works or not.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Thad on June 09, 2010, 09:12:26 PM
...but fat tits.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Fredward on June 12, 2010, 01:24:26 PM
GUYS

<--- wtf?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mothra on June 12, 2010, 01:29:08 PM
hahahaha
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on June 12, 2010, 02:25:18 PM
Oh man I'd forgotten about that.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: on June 12, 2010, 03:13:34 PM
Kazz went crazy and deened us all deserving of new avatars.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Detonator on June 12, 2010, 04:04:50 PM
Kazz went crazy and deened us all deserving of new avatars.
There was only one new avatar, it's just that everyone got it.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: McDohl on June 13, 2010, 06:35:03 AM
Fredward: Lacking in Hair and Presence.

I...do not think that the title matches the avatar.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Fredward on June 13, 2010, 10:19:20 AM
sir you are quite correct. I will rectify this post-haste.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on June 13, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
Nice try but it's no good unless there's a human woman involved.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Fredward on June 13, 2010, 09:18:12 PM
nm, I forgot that this guy is my (internet) hero
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on June 14, 2010, 09:38:58 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v174/Jet129/Coachforums.png)

Coach scowls at me harder and harder each time a new page loads up.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on June 24, 2010, 09:59:49 AM
http://z0r.de/184 (http://z0r.de/184)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Niku on June 24, 2010, 02:12:55 PM
Oh my god reading the boards is practically a pleasure on this phone
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Niku on June 24, 2010, 02:17:02 PM
Well okay except for the wild SCREEN BOUNCING from avatars and so on loading up but that's why I said practically
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Healy on June 29, 2010, 07:11:29 PM
You know how you sometimes get a song stuck in your head? Well, that's what's happening to me, only instead of a song it's a comic from the back of some respectable magazine (Time? Newsweek?) that some dude named Bruce made (I think he was named Bruce, otherwise the rest of the comic makes no sense), where the guy goes into his fear that everyone would think he'd be flimsy because his name was Bruce. And I'm like seriously, Bruce? As in, Bruce "Batman" Wayne? As in Bruce Willis? But of course I can't be too critical of the guy, because he grew up in the 60's-70's and who knows what they thought about the name Bruce back then (I sure don't), but I'm still like, seriously? Bruce?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on June 29, 2010, 07:14:22 PM
All I can think of is how the first Hulk TV show had a different first name for Bruce banner, because Stan Lee (or was it a TV exec? I think it was Stan...) thought that 'Bruce' was a pretty gay-sounding name.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on June 29, 2010, 07:31:43 PM
I'm sure it was selected to understate how wimpy Bruce Banner is compared to The Hulk.

Willis, Springsteen and Campbell just sort of fucked up years of comic book limpdicking.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Healy on June 29, 2010, 07:34:39 PM
Quote
All I can think of is how the first Hulk TV show had a different first name for Bruce banner, because Stan Lee (or was it a TV exec? I think it was Stan...) thought that 'Bruce' was a pretty gay-sounding name.

I'm checking the Wikipedia article for that (I know, I know) and it seems the real reason they changed his name was so it wouldn't be all alliterative.

And why would Stan Lee think the Hulk's name was gay? He's the co-creator; he could have spoken up at any time if he didn't like the name.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on June 29, 2010, 08:25:51 PM
Well, my memory could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that was actually posted here before me, by a credible source.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Thad on June 30, 2010, 09:55:29 PM
All I can think of is how the first Hulk TV show had a different first name for Bruce banner, because Stan Lee (or was it a TV exec? I think it was Stan...) thought that 'Bruce' was a pretty gay-sounding name.

Was somebody involved with the TV show.  Stan wasn't bitching about the name.  It was the name he gave the character.

(Although he had a tendency to forget what he'd named characters.  Bruce's first name became Robert because Stan started referring to him as "Bob Banner" in one issue.)

Stan claims they wanted to turn the Hulk red, too, but he put his foot down.  But keep in mind Stan's got a history of exaggerating.

(Hulk and Iron Man were both originally gray but changed color in their respective second appearances because the old four-color printing process didn't work well with grays.)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on August 17, 2010, 04:56:40 AM
why do juggalos drink faygo
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Guild on August 17, 2010, 07:24:37 AM
This thread is weak. Weak, weak thread. Only four pages? Weakness seeps from this thread.

I will make this thread strong.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on August 17, 2010, 08:09:22 AM
I call, well... bullshit
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on August 17, 2010, 08:36:31 AM
Classic Classic Classic Classic Classic!
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on August 17, 2010, 08:39:03 AM
why do juggalos drink faygo

Okay, I can't stand it anymore. All that post makes me think of is this classic-of-the-internet:

(http://thewvsr.com/images/captain_faggo.jpg)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Guild on August 17, 2010, 02:02:56 PM
I killed a cat on the way to school today. It gave me the first honest-to-god sustainable erection I've had in nearly seven years. As I happily fapped my way down the freeway, waving at truckers and gaping soccer-moms, cat blood smeared across my wheel wells and a fierce purple boner in hand, I wept openly. Thank god I had a towel in my back seat.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on August 17, 2010, 03:34:16 PM
oh gross
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: R^2 on August 17, 2010, 06:23:16 PM
Guild can only get off after viciously pounding a pussy.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on August 17, 2010, 07:29:52 PM
Popping more than just cherries, eh?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on August 19, 2010, 10:43:37 AM
where the fuck is that fight thread geo made

I searched for fight, but knowing him it's probably called, like, Mr Geo T Hermal's Bastionly Dojo of Martial Bushido Honour or something

anyway here

Hard Times Final Fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITNwSNbyCs#)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: the asshole you hate on August 22, 2010, 10:26:00 PM
There once was a king who lived in two-story grass hut. Every holiday the king demanded to be given a new throne as a gift. As soon as a new throne arrived, he would store the old throne on the second level of his hut and use the new one instead. One day the hut collapsed from the weight of all the thrones and everyone was crushed and killed.

Moral: Those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones. (http://closecombattraining.com/cctraining/start.php?gclid=COzxupv8zqMCFRX_iAodAi-zsw)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on August 27, 2010, 07:25:59 AM
any advice for taking my laptop in the bath?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Healy on August 27, 2010, 11:36:42 AM
Don't?

Sorry, that's all I got.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2010, 12:30:01 PM
Rafts. rafts help, if you're willing to keep your arms and shoulders out of the water at all times.

ACTUALLY, you could probably water-seal a machine if you were willing to liquid cool it and tether it to its cooling/power source...

O. Wait. Classic is dumb.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: James Edward Smith on August 27, 2010, 12:48:40 PM
where the fuck is that fight thread geo made

I searched for fight, but knowing him it's probably called, like, Mr Geo T Hermal's Bastionly Dojo of Martial Bushido Honour or something

anyway here

Hard Times Final Fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITNwSNbyCs#)

Yeah I probably gave it some way overly verbose title like "Best Fights Ever (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2711.0)" or something.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on September 06, 2010, 02:15:38 AM
I have 199 PMs. I hope the 200th one is a good one.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: R^2 on September 06, 2010, 07:08:01 AM
I got 199 PMs but a bitch ain't one. 
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on September 06, 2010, 08:08:27 AM
(http://i626.photobucket.com/albums/tt344/Frocto/brentai.png)

Not shown: Brentai saying we should sell out Ziiro
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on September 06, 2010, 08:12:42 AM
The body text should have read 'you fool.'
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on September 06, 2010, 10:15:48 AM
I love my signature.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Ziiro on September 06, 2010, 10:23:48 AM
kiss me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmzii2u5GME#ws)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on September 11, 2010, 02:57:29 AM
someone just pointed out that during the entire fight with ballos in cave story, he is grinning at the player
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on September 19, 2010, 04:38:53 AM
Kesha, if boys are blowing up your phones, you should probably be concerned
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on September 23, 2010, 09:37:15 AM
I am going to ollie all over some grinds and kickflip right out the door.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Royal☭ on September 24, 2010, 05:31:38 AM
I didn't come to this game to make friends.  I came to make lovers.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: the asshole you hate on September 28, 2010, 09:36:16 AM
10:35   White_Mask    i just wrote my final paper in ten minutes
10:35   White_Mask   i think i'll post it on the boards in bullshit

In the movie One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, the character named Randall Patrick McMurphy is unintentionally representative of gun control. He is unruly, symbolizing the unpredictable nature of guns and the perception many opposers of gun rights have of those who fight for gun rights. He is against authority, a precept of gun ownership’s inclusion as an amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America. Finally, McMurphy’s death ultimately symbolizes what proactive gun-ownership lobbyists proclaim is the ultimate fate of any who allow their guns to be taken away.

Guns are unpredictable and dangerous. So too are cars, meteorites, snow storms and Tasmanian devils. Just because a thing is dangerous is no reason to lock it away or disallow its use in areas it might be beneficial. When McMurphy is first incarcerated it is for improper behavior toward a minor, but his attitude and general behavior is suited for someone leading a revolution: When the other patients are flaccid, content and unwilling to shake things up, McMurphy rallies the troops. He brings home the bacon. McMurphy shouldn’t be allowed to have sex with young girls, but he should absolutely be used to lead a revolution or perhaps fight a war. It would be inappropriate to give a gun to a chimpanzee, but in the hands of a trained killer it becomes a vital tool for survival.

Authority is often subconsciously taken as inherently good regardless of its actions. “That’s the way my father did things,’ is not a valid argument for continuing to do things in an archaic or inefficient manner. I’m reminded of when my father told my grandfather to invest in nailguns around 30 years ago. My granfather’s crew suddenly became 25% more efficient, meaning they made more money faster than before. Similarly, authority can wear out its usefulness. There was a time in our history when we were unequipped to help heal or even permanently incarcerate a severely disturbed and violent person. Instead, we killed them. Today, psychologists and the scientific method exist and could have been used to mitigate the trauma our society’s forced segregation has on these individuals, yet because of archaic methodology we continue to abuse and mistreat the ‘insane.’ Guns represent the great rebalancing act our people can take against any authority that has outlived its welcome. McMurphy is a gun. He arms the patients against the authority of the ward by helping them see the flaws and ask the tough questions. They felt empowered by their ability to question the established authority by his presence. Many say this sense of empowerment also comes when purchasing a gun.

In the story, McMurphy is ultimately lobotomized for acting on his emotions and attacking Nurse Rachet. Her actions have lead a ward of the state to suicide, and McMurphy stands before his enemy weaponless and powerless because he has had his basic human right of freedom removed. Granted, this is where the metaphor breaks down: McMurphy did commit a crime and deserves incarceration, but if we forgo this premise we see that even when a person is justly being reprimanded by an authority in an unjust manner, they rarely have the ability to fight back against said injustice. The problem with authority is that power corrupts, but anyone can fight back, lead a revolt and save the day. Anyone, that is, except a person who has given up the right to bear arms (or the right to due process by pleading insanity).

In conclusion, McMurphy in the film represents a person who has given up their right to bear arms to an authority that quickly loses its gratefulness. He is willing and ready to fight but lacks the tools he needs to win the day against a foe he has already capitulated to egregiously. By feigning mental instability (giving up his right to bear arms) he loses the power he would have had against an institution that is both established and necessarily evil. His death is his own fault, just as it will be our faults when the government finally takes our guns and locks us all in padded cells.

Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Shinra on December 28, 2010, 04:05:11 AM
So, does Oral Roberts sound more like a gay porn star, or more like a weird sex act?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Royal☭ on December 29, 2010, 04:01:24 PM
Ask the wife for an Oral Roberts and find out.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: the asshole you hate on March 29, 2011, 07:48:48 AM

02:59   sei   how much pre-work is needed for DMing?
02:59   sei   i don't know anyone who DMs 4E and i was considering seeing how it plays out
03:13   gg   pre work
03:13   gg   ok
03:13   gg   first
03:13   gg   have a villain
03:14   gg   someone who shows up every other session
03:14   gg   two
03:14   gg   read the treasure charts
03:14   gg   and 3
03:14   gg   read how to build a monster enocunter
03:14   gg   otherwise, none
03:14   gg   oh, plot helps
03:14   sei   read treasure charts doesn't tell who needs/wants what
03:14   gg   no it doesnt
03:14   gg   the treasure chart
03:14   gg   says
03:14   gg   'item of their level
03:14   sei   i am a huge munchkin and d&d is kind of like not poopy math to me
03:14   gg   youc an
03:14   gg   let them pick
03:14   gg   say'
03:14   gg   'you find an item of your level'
03:14   gg   and theyp ick it out
03:15   sei   i could have them compile a wishlist of items with associated gold costs and then work it out too
03:15   gg   and yous ay
03:15   sei   hmm
03:15   gg   'yeah it was that'
03:15   gg   the villain is key
03:15   gg   what kind of party is it?
03:15   gg   lawful? stupid? generally vindictive?
03:16   sei   nfi
03:16   gg   oh
03:16   sei   my usual group is like
03:16   sei   2 munchkins (dm, myself)
03:16   sei   1 rp fag (dm's gf)
03:16   sei   1 super casual (my gf)
03:16   gg   combat is omprtinat
03:16   sei   1 mostly casual who always has female characters but is actually a 6'4" male
03:16   gg   you have two muchs
03:16   gg   you need good combat
03:16   gg   make the villain have either 1
03:16   gg   access to armies
03:16   sei   and 1 kinda sorta casual who isn't entirely predictable
03:17   gg   or 2 evolving abilities
03:17   sei   or 3 base is somewhere remote = environmental hazard monsters on way
03:17   gg   well
03:17   sei   the story is more where i'm hung up
03:17   gg   as long as the villain
03:17   sei   i'm pretty good with mechanics
03:17   gg   is interacting with the chars
03:17   gg   the villain can even appear helpful
03:17   sei   hmm
03:17   gg   someone who shows up every other session
03:17   gg   they get familiar with
03:17   gg   they want to fight eventually
03:18   sei   what about some villain's emissary who they kind of sympathize with
03:18   sei   but is ultimately the villain's tool
03:18   gg   yes the emmisary can be the main
03:18   sei   but emissary main liason
03:18   gg   like the clown from ff5
03:18   gg   er 6
03:18   sei   who was secretly the main villain anyway?
03:18   gg   he was just a general
03:18   gg   yes
03:18   sei   or do you mean a clown who wasn't kefka
03:18   gg   see it's only a secret during the game
03:18   gg   no i mean kefka
03:18   sei   right
03:18   gg   just brainfart on his name
03:18   sei   kefka was a big dick though (poisoning cyan's city)
03:19   gg   yeah and he killed ghestahl
03:19   gg   his emperor!
03:19   gg   why kefka and why are you so bad
03:19   sei   yeah w/e emperor
03:19   sei   people were like w/e shitty dude gets shitty deal
03:19   gg   see i am still hung up on kefka
03:19   sei   but when you kill villagers and the army is like
03:19   sei   hay this is unnecessary
03:19   sei   kefka is one of my favorite villains, but i blame my age when i played ff6
03:20   sei   impressionable age
03:20   gg   yes but
03:20   gg   see show someone you can't take serously
03:20   gg   and then make him do something fuck serious
03:20   gg   that's a good villain
03:20   sei   mm
03:20   gg   now he's Real
03:20   gg   if you don't like villain based plots
03:20   gg   you can do THE WORLD WILL DIE SOON
03:20   gg   PLEASE STOP IT
03:21   sei   yeah but they need something to do/kill
03:21   gg   hehe
03:21   gg   yeah
03:21   sei   so there will be a bbg
03:21   gg   munchs
03:21   sei   or at least like
03:21   sei   oh my god 4 dragons in front of the throne of salvation whodathunkit
03:21   gg   i've always liekd the evolver
03:21   sei   what is the evolver?
03:21   gg   first enemy you fight is a minion
03:21   gg   you spare it because it's pitiful
03:21   gg   it steals from you and disappears
03:22   gg   later yous ee it again using what it stole to gain power
03:22   gg   you fight it
03:22   gg   it has HP now
03:22   gg   you win but it pleas for its life
03:22   gg   you let it go
03:22   gg   make it SO SAD TO KILL
03:22   gg   'no please, please!'
03:22   gg   'please i'm just greedy not bad!"
03:22   gg   third time
03:22   gg   they will kill it
03:22   gg   so
03:22   gg   you have to have an escape plan
03:23   gg   something that doesn't cheat
03:23   gg   cheating is not fair
03:23   gg   for the players
03:23   gg   set it up, plan it out
03:23   gg   'if he gets to this much hp they can kill him, so by this turn he does X to escape
03:23   gg   fourt time
03:23   gg   he is behidn a wall of minions
03:23   gg   you can't even get to him
03:23   gg   fifth time
03:23   gg   you fight him but he holds you hostage
03:24   gg   'if you kill me, your princess will die
03:24   gg   '
03:24   gg   sixth time can be the finish
03:24   gg   or
03:24   gg   you can cycle through again
03:24   gg   pick out the ones that worked best
03:24   gg   on them
03:24   gg   whatever made everyone sit up straight
03:24   gg   and focus
03:24   gg   use it two more times
03:24   sei   ah
03:24   gg   spaced out with other encounters
03:25   gg   man i should charge you for this advice
03:25   gg   
03:25   gg   two bucks
03:25   sei   cheating = scroll of quickened dimension door?
03:25   gg   pay up
03:25   sei   or what?
03:25   gg   yes
03:25   gg   that's cheating
03:25   gg   make it good
03:25   gg   make them taste victory
03:25   gg   and then eat defeat
03:25   gg   it will SPURN the RAGE
03:25   sei   not sure how
03:25   gg   ok
03:25   gg   he just runs double speed
03:25   gg   out the map
03:26   gg   as new map appears
03:26   gg   traps
03:26   sei   we haven't been using map
03:26   gg   hindrances
03:26   sei   it's been pissing me off
03:26   gg   things he knows about
03:26   sei   i'm going to rage when some fag is like
03:26   gg   you need a large piece of cardboard divided into 1" squares
03:26   sei   acrobatic thief and tumbles past traps
03:26   gg   at least 30 on a side
03:26   sei   we wind up with these stupid fucking builds
03:26   gg   and those little glass melted marbles
03:26   sei   we have a hex map
03:26   sei   and those melted marbles called pips
03:26   sei   we just never use
03:26   gg   don't use hex
03:26   gg   why hex
03:27   gg   squares
03:27   gg   squares
03:27   sei   supposedly better
03:27   gg   mmm
03:27   gg   hm
03:27   gg   i d k
03:27   gg   about that
03:27   sei   diagonals stupid(?)
03:27   gg   no
03:27   gg   no
03:27   gg   squares work in 4e
03:27   gg   very ver well
03:27   gg   use them
03:27   gg   trust me
03:27   sei   do they allow diag in 4e?
03:27   gg   it's for math reasons
03:27   gg   yes
03:27   sei   i've never done 4e
03:27   gg   oh
03:27   gg   OH
03:27   gg   well
03:27   sei   i've only done 3.5 and pf
03:28   gg   combat is goign to fucking light you muchs up
03:28   sei   which is like hey we made skill points not entirely retarded
03:28   gg   get fast at it so you can do it every session
03:28   gg   fast combat
03:28   sei   mm
03:28   gg   everyone gets 10 seconds for their turns
03:28   gg   or they fumble
03:28   gg   it's good to train on the first battle
03:28   gg   'oops you fumbled'
03:28   gg   'next'
03:29   gg   dont' worry they're just minions you'll be fine but get your moves down
03:29   sei   hm
03:30   gg   they will thank you for training htem
03:30   gg   them
03:30   sei   i may be taking on new players
03:30   sei   so that may be harsh
03:30   sei   though i do like the idea
03:30   gg   yes be harsh
03:30   sei   just gotta figure out how to ease them into it
03:30   gg   harsh but fair
03:30   gg   no start out with cold water
03:30   gg   dunk them in
03:30   gg   you give them your worst on the first day
03:30   gg   so they rembmer
03:30   gg   not to fucka round
03:31   gg   that was ap un
03:31   gg   fuck a round
03:31   sei   they won't know their character abilities on day 1 and won't have ability cards prepped
03:31   sei   most likely
03:31   gg   that's why first session
03:31   gg   yous ay
03:31   gg   'we won't play unless everyones ready, let's spend a few hours getting there
03:31   gg   'i'm ready but you guys aren't
03:31   gg   puts you in a position of authority
03:31   gg   right off the bat
03:32   gg   talk like You Know
03:32   gg   apologize when you Didn't
03:32   gg   and Keep going
03:32   sei   heh, sounds like faking it
03:32   gg   yep


this thread needed some love
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on May 04, 2011, 06:52:29 AM
Does anyone else have the problem of Beverly Hills Cop and Lethal Weapon sort of merging into a single thing in their mind?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Pacobird on May 04, 2011, 10:27:40 AM
T SEI war epic, cast of thousands, no clear villains*

use kobolds to tug at class consciousness

find ways to culturally/politically punish the group regardless of what choices they make**





let's face it: eventually you're going to be strong enough to kill the dragon and a really great campaign has tight combat but challenges you in other ways



*if you must have a villain, read Blood Meridian; Judge Holden represents a criminally underused War God paradigm that works well for this setup

**the most important thing is to orchestrate the flow of the game so that meaningful, open choices come at the end of sessions; you want ample time to come up with plausible fallout
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Ted Belmont on May 11, 2011, 08:43:40 PM
Tonight I went to bed early, then called the police department about a weird noise that was keeping me up. I am officially an Old.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on May 11, 2011, 08:49:05 PM
I'm technically younger than just about everybody I work with, so I tend to get in trouble when I complain about feeling old.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on May 11, 2011, 09:18:47 PM
Do you retort with, "It's a new thing for me!"
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on May 12, 2011, 06:38:33 PM
Hey Brentai: Talking Time is currently in love with Simo Belmo. Just wanted to let you know.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on May 12, 2011, 08:38:14 PM
I guess it's time to revive the game project then.

What?

You all knew I was working on one before I got a life.  Let's not even pretend here.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on May 12, 2011, 09:08:29 PM
We note that you are, in point of fact, posting in a thread known as "Bullshit".
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on May 13, 2011, 08:56:19 AM
Happy Friday the 13th!

Don't ask what I did with the other twelve Fridays.  It isn't pretty.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on May 13, 2011, 09:07:02 AM
I dig role reversal.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on May 13, 2011, 09:49:16 AM
That's what they said.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Aintaer on May 13, 2011, 09:49:37 AM
So... earth digs you?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Lottel on May 13, 2011, 09:52:53 AM
Only in Russia.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Ted Belmont on May 13, 2011, 06:05:00 PM
I went to the worst laundromat ever the other day. Both change machines were broken, forcing me to go to the car wash across the street, twice, to get enough quarters. The reason it took so many quarters is because half of the machines were broken, but only a couple of them actually had signs, so I ended up wasting a bunch of quarters trying to find machines that actually worked. One dryer worked for about five minutes, then shut down completely. One of the dryer doors was held shut with duct tape. The glass in the door of another dryer was missing altogether.

The entire place was dirty, and had a weird smell about it. This was probably because instead of a dumpster, whoever was in charge of taking the trash out just piled it up in the corner. There were a bunch of old, broken washers just shoved into another corner. The vending machines were completely empty, and covered with a quarter inch layer of dust. There was no fire extinguisher, just an empty holder for one. The bathroom had no soap, no paper towels, and no toilet paper. I would have taken my laundry elsewhere, but by the time I started to notice all of this, my clothes were already in the washers, so I figured I might as well finish what I had started.

The entire time I was there, I saw not a single other person. The whole place just had an abandoned, derelict feel, like a ghost town, or one of those old run-down houses you see out in the country, where you can tell no one has lived there for years, and you wonder how it's still standing. The odd thing was, it wasn't in a bad part of town. It was just a weird, creepy, out-of-place laundromat. I wouldn't be surprised if I went back there tomorrow and found an empty lot.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on May 13, 2011, 06:40:29 PM
Yeah uh you sure someone was actually running the place and you didn't just go wash your clothes in some hobo's new house?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on May 13, 2011, 06:59:07 PM
The washer is too small to be his house.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Lottel on May 13, 2011, 11:17:20 PM
"Hobo condos" we call 'em in Decatur.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on May 14, 2011, 06:18:38 AM
Maybe you should leave a squatter's rights pamphlet the next time you go there.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on May 14, 2011, 07:20:51 AM
The entire time I was there, I saw not a single other person. The whole place just had an abandoned, derelict feel, like a ghost town, or one of those old run-down houses you see out in the country, where you can tell no one has lived there for years, and you wonder how it's still standing. The odd thing was, it wasn't in a bad part of town. It was just a weird, creepy, out-of-place laundromat. I wouldn't be surprised if I went back there tomorrow and found an empty lot.

That's probably spot on. I hypothesize that the owner left it unlocked because nobody would steal broken washing machines.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on May 14, 2011, 07:22:38 AM
Although, now that I think about it, you should have called up a friend with a pickup truck and hauled everything to a scrapyard.

 :profit:
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Royal☭ on May 16, 2011, 05:32:19 AM
So Saturday, after playing a gig at an arts festival in Fort Worth, a friend of mine jumped on my back, and forward momentum sent me careening into the concrete. After shaking off the daze, I started crawling up, only to see a fountain of blood spewing from my head. It was just a tiny geyser that was soaking the ground. I couldn't stop laughing. Now my hand hurts and I missed a friend's show later in the evening but it's all good.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on May 16, 2011, 07:26:58 AM
The face bleeds precipitously at basically every opportunity.
At least it didn't ruin your day.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: R^2 on May 16, 2011, 08:45:09 AM
See, I'm kind of the same way. A gushing head wound wouldn't ruin my day, it'd just be par for the course for me.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Franηois on May 21, 2011, 09:20:09 PM
Hey guys! I'm typing this from my badass quantum computer up in Heaven. How was your Apocraptumageddon? Let's exchange cloud numbers!
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on May 22, 2011, 02:50:44 AM
So you're making good use of cloud computing then?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Franηois on May 22, 2011, 10:04:27 PM
Well, err, if you don't know, then I'm probably not supposed to tell you. It's the whole "left below" thing and all.

that said i totally am
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on June 05, 2011, 05:10:38 PM
Brentai   I always wanted to start a theory that Sabin died after jumping off a cliff for no reason, and was supposed to be taken away by the Phantom Train.
Brentai   Except I think that's chronologically inaccurate?
Haruhi   Squizzle: In FF6, one of the characters is Gau, a Wild CHild.
Romosome   died after falling off the Lethe River raft.
Romosome   he falls off waterfalls TWICE.
Haruhi   His special ability is "Rage", in which he uses the abilties of monsters he has learned
Brentai   Oh yeah. The entire journey is purgatory.
Romosome   you begin his chapter when he gets separated because he decided to punch Ultros.
Brentai   And God finally gets so fed up with his shit that He dumps Sabin off in Narshe.
Haruhi   Rage List is his list of monsters, it's broken.
Brentai   HERE HERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS GO AWAY YOU PSYCHOTIC MAN
Romosome   oh oh oh no I got it.
Romosome   All three of them were dead.
Romosome   well no maybe not Shadow
Romosome   okay listen. I got this.
Romosome   Sabin dies in the Lethe River.
Brentai   Shadow probably IS dead.
Romosome   He meets Cyan, who died in Doma with everyone else.
Brentai   Cyan dies of poison because EVERYONE DIES OF POISON yeah
Romosome   poisoned like the rest.
Romosome   Then they go to the Phantom Train
Brentai   VERILY I AM FINE FOR NO REASON AND AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO SPEAKETH LIKE THIS
Romosome   and it's like HI I TAKE THE SPIRITS TO THE-- and then Sabin punches it until it stops moving because he's Sabin.
Romosome   and it just fucking drops them off and goes YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN LIVE AGAIN, HERE, JUST STAY THERE and leaves
Brentai   Yeah that
Ridley   thou!
MarsDragon   How did Shadow die?
Romosome   so basically Sabin outstupided the reaper.
Brentai   That actually makes the entire Sabin arc make more sense.
Romosome   by punching things.
Romosome   Yes. This pleases me.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on June 11, 2011, 06:06:58 PM
I surpassed Doom's postcount and I'm approaching Niku's.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on June 11, 2011, 06:07:08 PM
Heh
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on June 11, 2011, 08:07:24 PM
You fiend!
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on June 11, 2011, 08:40:23 PM
Hey, I work hard to keep my numbers high.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Niku on June 11, 2011, 08:56:22 PM
long and hard
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on June 20, 2011, 08:32:52 PM
So I fed Simo Belmo into this thing (http://iwl.me/).

(http://brentai.brontoforum.us/images/priceisrightfailurehorn.png)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Franηois on June 20, 2011, 08:46:56 PM
Put in bits of my SMT LP in there and it returned William Gibson. :glee:
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on June 21, 2011, 08:04:05 AM
http://iwl.me/s/fdfaad03 (http://iwl.me/s/fdfaad03)

So this is what happens when you feed it erotic fiction.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Franηois on June 21, 2011, 04:39:24 PM
The thing's probably looking for keywords first. I put in the latest Threetoe story (http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/story/tt_journey.html) and it returned JK Rowling, presumably on account of all the talk of wizards.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on June 21, 2011, 04:45:27 PM
That's pretty obvious but I still like to believe it's actually because Stephanie Meyer writes like somebody who's purposely being redundant to satisfy a word count.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Lottel on June 21, 2011, 04:50:55 PM
I just repeated the word "boobs" for the whole thing. I got Margaret Atwood.

She must be proud.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Thad on June 21, 2011, 05:56:22 PM
My second-to-last KateStory post got Rowling, presumably because it has fucking Harry Potter in it.

My last one comes up as Doctorow.  Possibly due to his popular short story Down and Out in the Karaoke Bar Where Everyone is Singing Journey.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on August 31, 2011, 09:02:11 PM
ICP covers Mozart's "Lick my Asshole" (http://www.avclub.com/articles/jack-white-produced-an-insane-clown-posse-cover-of,61161/)

If you were unaware, yes, Mozart actually had a song with that title.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on September 01, 2011, 04:40:43 AM
lol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjmmjXGwarU#)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Disposable Ninja on September 23, 2011, 05:30:23 AM
I have a question: if Chaz Bono took off his shirt on television, do you think they would censor his chest?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on October 12, 2011, 08:50:01 PM
How many music videos from the 90's used that dumb fisheye lens with the singers lip synching at the camera. Bonus points if they are in a shiny room.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on October 13, 2011, 04:57:20 AM
Or the desert.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Thad on October 13, 2011, 06:40:13 AM
The music video for Hellhole is amazing in that it manages to capture pretty much every cliche of 1980's music videos.

...really every single thing on the Spinal Tap DVD is amazing.  Watch all the deleted scenes in a row and you've got an entire second movie that's almost as good as the first.

(Also I saw them live a couple years ago, on the Unplugged and Unwigged Tour, and they did a really fast folk version of Hellhole.  It was a great show!  Also Shearer told stories of the notes they got the first time the show aired on TV ("The lyric 'My baby fits me like a tight tuxedo/I like to sink her with my pink torpedo' is unacceptable") and said "Release the hounds" in the Mr. Burns voice at the end of Bitch School.)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on November 05, 2011, 09:57:39 AM
Quote from: every
My buddy, Brandon, moved to New York City about a year ago, leaving a comfortable (and fruitful) Chicago bonds-trading job behind with the ambition of becoming a photographer. He has since launched Humans of New York (HONY), ambitiously subtitled a "photographic census of New York City," a project in which he photographs and tells stories about the personalities he encounters.

I could (and probably will) write pages on Brandon and HONY...but, for now, lets get to the nudity.

This is the tale of Brandon, Holly, Holly's boobs, and Bill Cosby.

Read it here (http://www.humansofnewyork.com/2011/11/03/flashing-bill-cosby/) (NSFW because boobs). It starts with this:

(http://i.imgur.com/5tpMm.jpg)

And ends with this:

(http://i.imgur.com/TMho6.jpg)

Enjoy.

Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Franηois on November 05, 2011, 11:10:46 AM
I'm all for tits in general, but I'm not sure I see the point. Hell, I can only wish people would go through all that trouble to make sure I see tits.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on November 05, 2011, 12:06:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZiuBd.gif)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Disposable Ninja on November 05, 2011, 02:00:24 PM
In other news, I want to remake Clone High as a Fighting Shonen comic.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on November 05, 2011, 03:30:37 PM
That is the most attractive idea I've heard all day.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Lottel on November 05, 2011, 04:31:52 PM
Clone High- Makeover! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DaXJmo9cro#)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Kashan on November 05, 2011, 04:49:16 PM
Have we watched clone high on outer heaven yet? And if not why?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Friday on November 05, 2011, 05:00:52 PM
Quote
I'm all for tits in general, but I'm not sure I see the point.

Attention.

Your next question, "what is the point of GETTING that attention?" is harder for me to answer. I guess she gets attention by flashing Bill Cosby her tits, then people read an article about her flashing Bill Cosby her tits, and then ?????????????, and then ART SALES UP 36%.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Beat Bandit on November 06, 2011, 05:31:33 AM
Sad but true: that guy's site has pictures of at least two people I know.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on November 06, 2011, 05:36:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5tpMm.jpg)

Just realized who that face kept reminding me of

(http://www.clashmusic.com/files/imagecache/big_node_view/files/bobdylan_6.jpg)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Royal☭ on November 06, 2011, 07:25:49 AM
Really? Cause for me I kept thinking of Alan Rickman, even though he doesn't have the pencil mustache.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on November 06, 2011, 10:17:08 AM
Yeah, I can see Alan too.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Dooly on November 06, 2011, 07:22:19 PM
I'm seeing Marlon Brando as seen in The Godfather.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on November 06, 2011, 08:34:00 PM
http://www.humansofnewyork.com/2011/11/07/real-heroes-of-the-new-york-city-marathon/ (http://www.humansofnewyork.com/2011/11/07/real-heroes-of-the-new-york-city-marathon/) Safe for work.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on January 27, 2012, 11:14:09 PM
Reposting:

When Ice Cube had his good day. (http://murkavenue.tumblr.com/post/16553509655/i-found-ice-cubes-good-day)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on February 14, 2012, 12:06:47 AM
Classic just realized that in his browser, the brontoforumus is the only "b" entry in his suggestion history.
He's still gonna type out "bro" when he wants to visit the forums though.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Disposable Ninja on February 23, 2012, 01:53:28 PM
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13204397/tumblr_lxgx8vHPD61qzaz3ro1_400.jpg)

Quote from: A Game of Thrones
He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long-dead Stark. "I loved that old man."
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Thad on February 23, 2012, 02:14:01 PM
Quote from: The Hunger Games
Peeta's a baker's son.

...mine's busted.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on February 23, 2012, 02:24:01 PM
The only book near me is internal use only.

...

Does that... count?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Ted Belmont on February 23, 2012, 02:44:52 PM
The only book near me had page 45 cut out of it. ::(:
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Lottel on February 23, 2012, 03:21:02 PM
(http://www.imgur.com/SQ7EQ.jpg)




It couldn't be more perfect.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Franηois on February 23, 2012, 03:21:51 PM
Quote from: random cookbook
Mix together all ingredients, beat the egg, and add to the meat.

 :glee:
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on February 23, 2012, 03:35:06 PM
Since I've been using Project Gutenberg's transcription of War and Peace as a test object for my automation all day I guess I ought to just vi 44 ctrl+f that.

Quote
"Liberty and equality," said the vicomte contemptuously, as if at last deciding seriously to prove to this youth how foolish his words were, "high-sounding words which have long been discredited.

Oh dear.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on February 23, 2012, 03:39:57 PM
Wait no I have to start from the beginning of the actual text don't I?

Quote
"Yes, yes, of course!" Pierre chimed in, pleased at the arrival of this reinforcement.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: on February 23, 2012, 03:44:39 PM
Quote from: Collected Works of GK Chesterton
Nothing has lost so many opportunities as the opportunism of Lord Rosebery
:wat:
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Envy on February 23, 2012, 04:00:53 PM

Quote from: Revelations of the dark mother
"Who art thou, that guardest the Garden of the Firstborn?"
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: R^2 on February 23, 2012, 04:04:50 PM
Quote
Venezuela's rugged Llanos are one of the world's richest tropical grasslands.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on February 23, 2012, 04:20:17 PM
Quote from: Shadows in the Moonlight, by Robert E. Howard
He examined them in detail, and barbarian-like, tried to break off their limbs.

 :doit:
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: R^2 on February 23, 2012, 04:31:36 PM
It's somebody's fetish.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Caithness on February 23, 2012, 05:14:54 PM
Quote
Earth supports a tremendous variety of life.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Niku on February 23, 2012, 05:34:56 PM
Quote from: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
It just didn't occur to me that we wouldn't be able to get out at the other end.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Niku on February 23, 2012, 05:36:49 PM
actually technically there was a book closer to me

Quote from: Whole Foods General Information Guide, Southwest Region
Violation of the Company's Dress Code policy.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Rico on February 23, 2012, 05:49:08 PM
"Milady uttered a deep, inward shriek, and retreated to a corner of the room like a panther which crouches for a spring." - The Three Musketeers

thanks, Alexandre Dumas! 
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Beat Bandit on February 23, 2012, 06:52:10 PM
Quote
his laughing stopped, he said, "You'd best change your point of view, stop blaming me, saying I'm the problem."
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: R^2 on February 23, 2012, 08:07:45 PM
That's not a sentence, but is oddly revealing.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: McDohl on February 24, 2012, 09:36:41 AM
Uh... Luther's Small Catechism.  I don't wanna do it.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Disposable Ninja on February 24, 2012, 09:43:54 AM
DO IT
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on April 30, 2012, 01:01:06 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/deadpool_scooter-1.gif)                                                                (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/unhelpful/kraven.gif)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Ted Belmont on June 08, 2012, 08:03:15 PM
Guys I just thought of the dumbest joke

Q: What do Amazon and tumblr have in common?

A: Free shipping.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on June 11, 2012, 09:17:18 AM
End of Life Care Machine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8PNzA2S6EY#ws)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (http://news.cnet.com/8301-11386_3-57447109-76/last-moment-robot-end-of-life-detected/)

(http://i.imgur.com/yol0D.png)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on June 11, 2012, 10:24:55 AM
I've always suspected that when I go, it'll either be in a ditch somewhere, or like that ^.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on June 11, 2012, 11:00:52 AM
Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning' bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Oh breaking out of my body
And flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Lottel on June 12, 2012, 07:29:05 PM
I'm going to be violently murdered, on this everyone I know agrees.
It's just a matter of who's actually going to go through with it.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on June 12, 2012, 07:51:57 PM
I have a feeling you'll go out the same way Orpheus did.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on June 12, 2012, 08:02:47 PM
Crying over a woman?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on June 12, 2012, 08:43:01 PM
No, torn to shreds by frenzied, drunken, flesh-hungry women. Don't you read mythology?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on June 12, 2012, 08:59:31 PM
Yeah. He's torn to shreds because he won't stop singing heartrendingly beautiful songs about how he fucked up retrieving Eurydice from Hades, and the women tear him apart in equal parts jealousy and to get him to shut the hell up.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Disposable Ninja on June 21, 2012, 07:17:51 PM
So, Mike Tyson is a Vegan (http://www.treehugger.com/culture/mike-tyson-loves-being-vegan-its-changed-his-life.html). He enjoys himself a good Ear of Corn.

GET IT?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Thad on June 22, 2012, 08:21:42 AM
Quote
Today Iron Mike claims to be happier and saner than ever thanks to his diet.

I don't think he had far to go to be "saner than ever".
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Defenestration on July 11, 2012, 03:50:35 PM
http://www.theverge.com/2012/7/11/3152143/nominations-open-internet-cat-video-film-festival (http://www.theverge.com/2012/7/11/3152143/nominations-open-internet-cat-video-film-festival)

I mean, obviously Maru is going to win but...
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Royal☭ on July 30, 2012, 05:35:16 PM
Here's a YouTube playlist that is just 20 different versions of Starship's "We Built This City" (http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEDCC6859236D9634)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on July 30, 2012, 06:13:33 PM
We built this city on We Built This City.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Friday on August 15, 2012, 01:27:13 PM
Quote
page 45 sex life

*begin page*

sitting on me, his knee in the small of my back, while the other crushed my comlog under his heel and slipped an osmosis cuff over my wrist, up my arm...

I heard the hiss and relaxed.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: R^2 on August 21, 2012, 06:55:39 PM
Sometimes random polymorph traps are wonderful things.

(http://intentionallyblank.net/images/nethack-romosomepolytrap.PNG)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: McDohl on August 23, 2012, 06:06:23 PM
DOG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI#)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on September 28, 2012, 11:05:06 AM
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Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on October 02, 2012, 08:50:59 AM
Is it a problem that when this song is referenced:

Be a man - mulan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGMN-gNfdaY#)

There is a 50/50 chance I might actually think its about this:

RANDY SAVAGE - BE A MAN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG7jTAGliyY#)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Frocto on January 01, 2013, 01:36:32 PM
WAR-TOR-TLE (http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=C0LoHA_FPAs&p=n#/159;160)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Classic on January 09, 2013, 05:00:52 PM
I'm not 100% sure where this belongs.
It's a little bit of surreality from Urusei Yatsura.
Urusei Yatsura - "Lum & Ataru - A Night Alone" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9sx0XctjJE#)
Skip to 0:30 if you want the money shot.

For the zero of you who don't speak anime, at the beginning Lum says "My body belongs to Darling".
... Enjoy???
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Thad on January 09, 2013, 07:03:43 PM
But Mumm-Ra wasn't in Star Wars.

(Jaga was.)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on January 22, 2013, 10:20:11 AM
I'm sure nothing weird will happen (http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/stp/3542260564.html)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on February 10, 2013, 07:45:26 AM
Oh, would you look at that. I'm back in 4th place.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Thad on February 10, 2013, 08:57:20 AM
I don't even know where the stats page went.  Is it because I changed themes?

I mean, I'm pretty sure I know who the first 3 are anyway, but there were still some pretty interesting stats on that page.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on February 10, 2013, 06:31:16 PM
Well, I was mostly just mildly annoyed that I was bumped to sixth because Elfin got a 9000 post bonus for joining the boards or something.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: on February 10, 2013, 06:50:58 PM
We get perks for post count now?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Malikial on February 10, 2013, 08:40:36 PM
THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Esperath on February 28, 2013, 05:19:48 AM
airbud_s8:

Spot responds negatively to the presence of a dog, and begins peeing on Data's furniture.  Barclay forms an opposition basketball team.  Air Bud discovers the uncanny ability to interface with the warp core, causing the Enterprise to reach Warp 10.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Glames on March 17, 2013, 09:03:53 PM
Do ya ever splurt where you lurk? Well, I most certainly don't... But wowzers, anybody remember the hentai boards? :jizz:
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Beat Bandit on March 18, 2013, 04:15:40 AM
http://wrath.brontoforum.us/ (http://wrath.brontoforum.us/)

Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on April 07, 2013, 01:51:56 PM
http://tehurn.com/gayweed/ (http://tehurn.com/gayweed/)

We need this background for wrath.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on July 06, 2013, 04:49:07 AM
You know how to really drive home how white and male a forum is? Make everyone post only in video format for a weekend.

(this is really a thing they're doing on another forum I know).
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Disposable Ninja on July 06, 2013, 05:11:57 AM
I want my wedding to be a bukkake wedding.

Here comes the bride, All dressed in white.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on August 19, 2013, 01:49:52 PM
Mega Man you patriotic doofus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI8RPO87vSc#)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on August 25, 2013, 06:01:47 AM
I saw some kid try to win an internets argument (nothing involving me) today by claiming his "cousin's dad is a 'supreme court judge president'"

I just can't stop laughing at that title.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: on August 25, 2013, 07:28:55 AM
Well, I know what one of my NPCs is going to be in the next PnP game I run.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on August 25, 2013, 08:11:22 AM
His cousin's dad is Ronan the Accuser?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on August 25, 2013, 09:17:39 AM
I especially liked how this person was A such president. Like there are several of the things.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Caithness on August 25, 2013, 12:29:44 PM
Wouldn't "uncle" be shorter to say than "cousin's dad"?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Malikial on August 25, 2013, 12:44:24 PM
Imaginary is shorter than Supreme Court judge president. Kids going for quantity not quality.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on August 25, 2013, 12:44:38 PM
Presumably.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on November 04, 2013, 03:31:36 PM
I wonder if flash really works on here...

http://d.facdn.net/art/chochi/1383539615.chochi_sin_t%C3%ADtulo-1.swf
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Disposable Ninja on November 04, 2013, 08:41:36 PM
Yeah, it works.

Also, that shit is crazy adorbs.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on November 05, 2013, 03:42:15 AM
I had to paste it into a separate window. I dunno.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on November 14, 2013, 09:05:06 PM
Haw haw I am posting this from my PS4
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on November 15, 2013, 03:05:21 AM
What a shameful post.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Mongrel on November 15, 2013, 03:19:25 PM
Quote
the D.O.N.A.L.D. (Deutsche Organisation Nichtkommerzieller Anhδnger des lauteren Donaldismus = German Organization of Non-Commercial Adherents of True Donaldism)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on November 21, 2013, 05:03:36 PM
cyberpunk names:

EXIF through the GIF shop
AES of SSHpades
The Li-Ion King
DBA Does DLLas
Napoleon Bonepartiton
PRETTY_SNEAKY.SYS
Peter Molinux
The Baudfather
XNA Warrior Princess
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on November 21, 2013, 05:05:11 PM
James Bond starring in

Doctor No(rton)
Malloctopussy
Gold .nofinger
Online casino royale
The tty who loved me
From russia with malware
You only onlive twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Service Provider
while(true){diamonds();}
live and let kill -9
The man with the gosper gun
The syntax highlights
Hello World is not enough
golden (i);
Skypefall
Quantum of Solaris
Thundertarball
A view to a kernal
From .ru with love
Tomorrow Never 28nm Dies
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Smiler on November 21, 2013, 05:12:37 PM
The Prodigy Online discography:
The FAT32 of the Land
Space Invaders Must Die
Music for the Jiggled Generation

sudo people
Out of Disk Space
Hack my bitch up
RS-232 Thrilla
Firewallstarter
D-cell power
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Thad on November 21, 2013, 05:19:52 PM
while(true){diamonds();}

I prefer for(;;)
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Angryoptimist on November 24, 2013, 08:17:38 PM
So, it turns out a Firefox extension (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/foxreplace/?src=search) exists which lets you filter and replace page text by regular expressions.  It also supports import and export to JSON files.

This JSON should implement XCKD #1288 (https://xkcd.com/1288/) if I didn't screw it up removing newlines and my other puerile rule groups:
Code: [Select]
{ "version": "0.15", "groups": [ { "name": "XKCD - 1288", "urls": [], "substitutions": [ { "input": "New Study", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Tumblr Post", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "new study", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Tumblr post", "caseSensitive": false }, { "input": "([0-9]+) Witnesses", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "$1 Of These Dudes I Know", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "([0-9]+) witnesses", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "$1 of these dudes I know", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Witnesses(?= [A-Z][a-z])", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "These Dudes I Know", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Witnesses", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "These dudes I know", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "witnesses", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "these dudes I know", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "An Allegedly", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "A Kind Probably", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "An allegedly", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "A kinda probably", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "an allegedly", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "a kinda probably", "caseSensitive": false }, { "input": "Allegedly", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Kinda probably", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "allegedly", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "kinda probably", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Rebuild of", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Revenge of", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Rebuild", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Avenge", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "rebuild", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "avenge", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "([Ss])pace", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "$1paaace", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Google Glasse?", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "Virtual Boy", "caseSensitive": false }, { "input": "smartphone", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Pokιdex", "caseSensitive": false }, { "input": "smartphones", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Pokιdexes", "caseSensitive": false }, { "input": "electric", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "atomic", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Electric", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Atomic", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "([cC])ar(?![^s])", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "$1at", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "([Ee])lection", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "$1ating contest", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "congressional leaders", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "river spirits", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Congressional [lL]eaders", "inputType": "regexp", "output": "River Spirits", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "senator", "inputType": "text", "output": "Elf-Lord", "caseSensitive": false }, { "input": "homeland security", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Homestar Runner", "caseSensitive": false }, { "input": "could not be reached for comment", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "is guilty and everybody knows it", "caseSensitive": true }, { "input": "Could Not Be Reached For Comment", "inputType": "wholewords", "output": "Is Guilty And Everybody Knows It", "caseSensitive": true } ], "html": "none", "enabled": true } ] }
I've also got a ruleset that implements Cloud-to-Butt (https://github.com/panicsteve/cloud-to-butt) a bit better than the dedicated Firefox extension (https://github.com/DaveRandom/cloud-to-butt-mozilla), if anyone wants it.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on November 27, 2013, 07:49:32 AM
So hey Brentai, you should finish this (https://web.archive.org/web/20031004172528/http://www.solidsharkey.com/hemanxmas1.html). I mean, it's been ten years.
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Brentai on November 27, 2013, 05:51:43 PM
Did you actually try changing the number to 2 in the url?
Title: Re: Bullshit
Post by: Bόge on November 27, 2013, 11:54:01 PM
It's a Christmas Miracle!