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Title: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Arc on January 30, 2008, 01:39:42 PM
You ever happen upon some address that can't be real? As if it was setup as a semi-elaborate joke for only yourself to witness?

I have. (http://www.digitalgangster.com/4um/showthread.php?t=41945)
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Bongo Bill on January 30, 2008, 05:04:15 PM
Is that place seriously put inside a directory called "4um"?
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: François on January 30, 2008, 08:32:14 PM
Nigger.com (http://nigger.com/) is hilarious for so many reasons.
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: R^2 on February 01, 2008, 08:54:06 AM
The website's been down for a while, but during the tech boom of the nineties all sorts of stock-swapping sites were cropping up.

One of them was Professional's Exchange, at professionalsexchange.com.

Well you wouldn't want an amateur doing that would you
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Thad on February 01, 2008, 04:27:24 PM
Pen Island (http://www.penisland.net/) has a similar problem.
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Sharkey on February 01, 2008, 04:53:48 PM
Or Worst Forums Ever / worstforumsever.com / Worst Forum Sever. Which was absolutely not my conscious intent, but totally fucking works.
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Bongo Bill on February 01, 2008, 04:55:49 PM
The website's been down for a while, but during the tech boom of the nineties all sorts of stock-swapping sites were cropping up.

One of them was Professional's Exchange, at professionalsexchange.com.

Well you wouldn't want an amateur doing that would you

It was Expert's Exchange, wasn't it?
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Arc on February 01, 2008, 06:48:04 PM
Nigger.com (http://nigger.com/) is hilarious for so many reasons.

:fail: Oh boy, here we go.

cholo.com - Pet products.

kraut.com - Family homepage.

honky.com, injun.com, nigga.com - Half-assed porn portals.

macaca.com - Sports site.

oreo.com - guess.

paki.com - Pakistan online commune (complete with flash music intro).

raghead.com - sports wear.

spic.com - An Asian salon.

wog.com - world of geekz.com redirect.

wop.com, beaner.com, camel-jockey.com, chink.com, coon.com, cracker.com, dago.com, gook.com, gringo.com, polack.com, redneck.com, roundeye.com, tarbaby.com, wetback.com, whitey.com are all lameass placeholders.

haji.com, kike.com, slanteyed.com registered, but not in use.

Mucho disappointed that half of these didn't direct to some self-identifying blogs.
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Brentai on February 02, 2008, 06:07:13 PM
Pen Island (http://www.penisland.net/) has a similar problem.

Actually they don't seem to have a problem at all.
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Arc on February 04, 2008, 08:15:06 PM
http://www.vancouver2010.com/mascot/

A sasquatch. With ear muffs.

For seriously.
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: sei on February 13, 2008, 07:24:07 PM
Looking good for Jesus (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330439,00.html) might not be right for this thread, but I can't be bothered to find our new "Silliness."
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: PhoenixUltima on February 14, 2008, 04:29:55 PM
Pen Island (http://www.penisland.net/) has a similar problem.

Quote from: penisland.net
Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you.
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Zaratustra on February 14, 2008, 05:10:54 PM
Those mascots are totally web2.0.
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Fredward on February 15, 2008, 12:00:58 AM
Those mascots are three of the reasons I am determined to leave this place by September.
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Arc on February 17, 2008, 02:56:02 AM
http://www.sfw-porn.com/

(w/NSFW ads?)
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: sei on February 17, 2008, 11:58:38 PM
The Sour Patch Kids (http://www.sfw-porn.com/pics/sfw-porn.com_23.jpg) thing didn't even try.
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Ted Belmont on March 02, 2008, 07:19:10 PM
"I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls." (http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/)
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Mongrel on March 02, 2008, 11:18:14 PM
Fake, I tell you! FAKE! (http://www.stuffucanuse.com/fake_moon_landings/moon_landings.htm)
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Büge on March 03, 2008, 06:09:20 AM
"I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls." (http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/)

Huh. That thread reminds me of some of the stuff I've seen on the Stardestroyer.net boards. Not for it's stupidity, but rather that there's military-machine obsessed guys talking about how certain imaginary weapons are better than others.
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Mongrel on March 03, 2008, 08:31:11 PM
Unmitigated hilarity (http://www.stevencornett.com/)

 :lol:

Link originally provided by Geo - but hey, he didn't post it here, so I will.

Title: Hay guys lookit this funnay stuff I found on teh intarnets!1~
Post by: Mongrel on March 21, 2008, 07:08:29 AM
And I looooove giving Arc an excuse to make new icons.

Sounds about right. (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/24/75-threatening-to-move-to-canada/)
Title: Re: Hay guys lookit this funnay stuff I found on teh intarnets!1~
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on March 21, 2008, 09:58:04 AM
Almost right, but apparently Europeans threaten to move to Australia.

Lord knows where the Australians would go.
Title: Re: Hay guys lookit this funnay stuff I found on teh intarnets!1~
Post by: Norondor on March 21, 2008, 01:32:02 PM
WHITE PEOPLE TALK LIKE THIS
AND BLACK PEOPLE TALK LIKE THIS
Title: Re: Hay guys lookit this funnay stuff I found on teh intarnets!1~
Post by: Brentai on March 21, 2008, 08:36:15 PM
I tend to threaten to move to Australia, so I think I've jumped way ahead of the food chain.

I think after that, Australians threaten to move to New Zealand, and New Zealanders threaten to hurl themselves into space.
Title: Re: Hay guys lookit this funnay stuff I found on teh intarnets!1~
Post by: Thad on March 21, 2008, 10:15:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nyDfHP0fME
Title: Re: Hay guys lookit this funnay stuff I found on teh intarnets!1~
Post by: Brentai on March 21, 2008, 10:59:07 PM
Loses something without the context of Bowie saying what he's doing in space.
Title: Re: Hay guys lookit this funnay stuff I found on teh intarnets!1~
Post by: Thad on March 21, 2008, 11:52:37 PM
Fixed.
Title: Re: Hay guys lookit this funnay stuff I found on teh intarnets!1~
Post by: Mongrel on March 22, 2008, 07:11:10 AM
I just keep thinking the guy with the sideburns is Sharkey.
Title: Re: IIINNNTEEERRRNEEET
Post by: Thad on May 19, 2013, 04:15:24 PM
The website's been down for a while, but during the tech boom of the nineties all sorts of stock-swapping sites were cropping up.

One of them was Professional's Exchange, at professionalsexchange.com.

Well you wouldn't want an amateur doing that would you
Pen Island (http://www.penisland.net/) has a similar problem.
Or Worst Forums Ever / worstforumsever.com / Worst Forum Sever. Which was absolutely not my conscious intent, but totally fucking works.

The other day I was working on a website advocating against horse slaughter.

Or possibly horses' laughter.