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Discussion Boards => High-Context Discourse => Topic started by: Mongrel on August 24, 2012, 09:15:59 AM

Title: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Mongrel on August 24, 2012, 09:15:59 AM
I don't know who Ken M is, but the dude's a champ.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8xi1fTu1Z1qil3kvo1_1280.png)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8201okGFl1qil3kvo1_1280.png)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8uck121nD1qil3kvo1_1280.png)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m415t8uZ3f1qil3kvo1_1280.png)

EDIT: Link to the source. Thanks, Smiler. (http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Joxam on August 24, 2012, 09:19:22 AM
Ken M is the motherfucker!
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Brentai on August 24, 2012, 09:26:25 AM
The last poster's avatar puts a nice bow on the whole thing.
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Thad on August 24, 2012, 10:24:28 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8xi1fTu1Z1qil3kvo1_1280.png)

...Catwoman?
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Smiler on August 24, 2012, 11:15:52 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bvetWDNX1qil3kvo1_1280.png)

This whole thing is amazing. (http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Mongrel on August 24, 2012, 11:51:44 AM
I could read that thing for hours.
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Thad on August 24, 2012, 12:13:35 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ilx6a7rs1qil3kvo1_1280.png)

...Rootdown?
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Bongo Bill on August 24, 2012, 12:46:47 PM
I admire this guy's strategy but I would hate to actually try to conduct a conversation in his presence.
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Beat Bandit on August 24, 2012, 01:25:27 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutmckFHTx1qil3kvo1_1280.png)

No one is allowed to make fun of Catholic pedophilia or children being exposed to homosexuality again. He won.
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Thad on August 24, 2012, 01:42:34 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rzme1pM51qil3kvo1_r3_1280.png)
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Mongrel on August 24, 2012, 01:53:18 PM
The religious ones are a little more blatantly stupid, but they can get pretty good nonetheless.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7h4bbyQNv1qil3kvo1_1280.png)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7f3mjU0Bg1qil3kvo1_1280.png)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6x7th9Fx41qil3kvo1_1280.png)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pcp9578R1qil3kvo1_1280.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6oftaurmf1qil3kvo1_1280.jpg)

TERRASEXUAL.
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Mongrel on August 24, 2012, 02:00:20 PM
Some other great ones you might only see after extensive digging:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnly91seBG1qil3kvo1_500.png)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lngwc2aqUC1qil3kvo1_500.png)

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_log977lyeK1qil3kvo1_500.png)
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Thad on August 24, 2012, 02:03:45 PM
The religious ones are a little more blatantly stupid, but they can get pretty good nonetheless.

This one actually is a pretty successful troll:

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmw92hKBoN1qil3kvo1_1280.png)

This is the best thread derailment I've seen since...well, yesterday, when that guy in the Ars comments section started saying that if you buy Dust you're supporting bestiality.
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: McDohl on August 24, 2012, 02:31:03 PM
Ken M is best troll.
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Shinra on August 24, 2012, 03:55:35 PM
He's so goddamn effective at what he does. It's really quite amazing.
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Thad on October 15, 2012, 10:41:55 AM
Ken M interviewed (http://www.dailydot.com/society/yahoo-comment-troll-ken-m-interview/)
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Zaratustra on October 15, 2012, 11:52:29 AM
you too can post like Ken M it is easy and fun to do

http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/10anyj/a_synchronized_1_million_person_toilet_flush_is/c6ct44o?context=3 (http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/10anyj/a_synchronized_1_million_person_toilet_flush_is/c6ct44o?context=3)
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Classic on October 15, 2012, 03:09:01 PM
Shoulda gone with "people who waste water like that DESERVE to wade in their own filth"
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: François on October 15, 2012, 03:18:58 PM
It's funny because everyone knows the worst thing that could happen is a temporary inversion of the Coriolis effect, which would only cause the toilets in Australia to stop flushing backwards for a few days.
Title: Re: Ken M and the Horsey Surprise
Post by: Royal☭ on October 15, 2012, 03:47:23 PM
Zed is a master of Ken Mism