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Title: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Friday on April 07, 2013, 09:53:34 PM
So, I have very little idea why I'm writing this but feel free to demand you be added or call me a slut and then claim the rape was my fault

No offense intended to anyone of course

Sharkey - The drunk father, mostly absent nowadays
Silversong - The Holy Mother
Brentai - The eldest brother and the funny guy, breadwinner of the household
terra - The oldest "sister" who later turned out to be a cat
Zara - The weird adopted brother who thinks everyone else is weird and is probably right
Friday - The slutty middle sister who is obsessed with knives
Thad - The kindly old uncle who lives with us and is in charge of discipline since Silver is too nice and Sharkey is drunk
Mongrel - The really weird Canadian uncle who is always wearing goggles and clothes from 40 years ago, minimum
Kazz - He's the baby! Gotta love him!
Det - The cop who keeps getting sent to our house on 'Domestic Dispute' and is seriously just considering suicide
Romo - The dog
Saturn - The extremely loud neighbor who keeps us up at night
Catloaf - Saturn's cat who keeps falling into our pool
Esper - That neighbor who talks about Starcraft all the time and keeps sending us pictures of kittens and puppies on facebook
Smiler - A robot we built who fights crime
dreth/misha - The bored AI of a Russian spy satellite that crashed in the backyard
Lyrai - A sentient Secret of Mana cart brought to life by myew
myew - The cat. We think it may be a god that was summoned incorrectly
Mars - The youngest sister who is really into giant robots and anime and mostly ignores us
Bongo - A gentleman houseguest from England
Kayin - The cave troll that lives under the house and eats children and makes videogames
Joxam - The guy who lives down the street who is pretty cool and has a treefort
Mali - Joxam's extremely excitable brother who lives in the treefort and hangs signs saying "no girls"
Stush - A large ham
Xerox - A nonlinear line
JD - An exchange student from Ireland living in the house
Guild - Thad's son and cousin to the kids, he shows up occasionally to set shit on fire
Sora - A bird who flew into the sliding glass door
Jam - Buried in the backyard
Ophelia - Buried in the backyard, but rose from her grave as Zombie Ophelia
Nimduin - Who?
Norondor - The best person
yyler - Norondor's alt account
beat/ryg - A pirate from the distant future who is trapped here and is pretty mad about it
Niku - We were trying to summon dinner and accidentally cast the spell twice
Squizzle - The middle brother who left and got married and is pretty much rad
Demo - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Doom - King of the House, his Queens are everywhere and he has total vision of the house at all times
Frocto - A distant cousin from Australia, claims to be some sort of fire god
sei - an AI who can only do two things: Pun, and that's it
Constantine - that artistic brother who leans towards music and photography and filthy liberalism
Lee-Ham - that artistic brother who leans towards drawing and filthy drawings
R^2 - an old beat to shit van parked outside with smoke pouring out of it
Shinra - An evil company bent on destroying all we hold dear
Geo - Ironically, Geo was late and was not included in this post
ZedPower/Francois - That guy who speaks English as a second language better than you. Also the Weretiger.
Envy - Batman
Buge - A Poison cosplayer who wandered into the house and everyone liked so much we kept him
patito - I think he mained Soldier or maybe Heavy
Cassius - A dare we all talk about: go into the bathroom, turn off the lights, say his name three times facing the mirror, and Thad will start up a political debate with you
Parish - Sharkey from Anti-Earth 2, where being sober is cool.
Cthulhu-chan - one day myew perked up and ran outside and began digging a hole and at the bottom we found him
Classic -  :tldr: :nyoro~n: :perfect: :glee: :whoops: ::(: :advice: :rage: :itsatrap:
MCE - second youngest sister, hard to see as she is very very tiny.
Ted Belmont - Vampire Hunting not paying the bills, so now collects odd pets
Elfin - this guy is a piece of shit - memo
memo - i like sucking dick and my mom is a fat slut
Bal - A living Legend, the only man capable of killing five guys as a Scout with one Kritz. When backed by Norondor-medic forms a two man army capable of killing entire nations
Rico - He must be an adventurer, with how mismatched his clothing and armor is
Lady Duke - A rare and mysterious pokemon
Arc - Secret Agent, currently MIA. His cats know gun-fu.
Kabbage - THE MANLIEST MAN, HE IS SO MANLY THAT ATTEMPTING TO DESCRIBE HIM RESULTS IN CAPS LOCK
Lottel - The guy who always delivers our pizza. Every female is in love with him
Ocksi - Kazz's bff who lives down the street
TA - Family lawyer.
Pacobird - The other family lawyer, for when Sharkey is REALLY drunk.
DNi - The family Ninja, for when Sharkey is drunk and also wants to murder someone.
Kayma - Just a generally nice guy who comes over sometimes and lets us borrow his N64 and play Goldeneye
Rosencrantz - Guild's Anti-Person from Anti-Earth 2, where Final Fantasy 8 is considered the best Final Fantasy
Ziiro - A freak accident left him unable to be remembered as a child
Caithness - Door to door salesman with a dark secret
Cait - Family accountant, also dabbles in Magic
Ridley - A large fire breathing space pirate
newbie - What do you get if you combine the words "no" and "corpse"?
Defenestration - A suicide jumper who keeps jumping from the attic window and failing to die
MikeSevigny - Even he doesn't remember who he is
Healy - Is traversing the house looking for the Red Key, the Blue Key, the Yellow Key, and the Purple Key (which a bandit stole)
Lady - I don't really know her that well but I get the impression she's pretty cool
Mediocrity - Was slain by Geo en-route to this post

i will add more if i think of them or you pester me or just add yourself i was probably asking for it dressing like that
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Esperath on April 07, 2013, 09:56:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sJkVfnr.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/jj5ZJN0.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/lmRv9Br.gif)
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Bongo Bill on April 07, 2013, 10:02:24 PM
Englishmen aren't very much gentlemen these days, or hadn't you noticed?
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Mongrel on April 07, 2013, 10:29:05 PM
Needs more Buge.
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Mongrel on April 07, 2013, 10:32:23 PM
Also Smiler Mk 1.3 (aka Patito).
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Kazz on April 07, 2013, 10:58:10 PM
i approve of this product and/or service
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Kazz on April 07, 2013, 11:30:46 PM
wait where's bal

fuck
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Bal on April 07, 2013, 11:32:42 PM
I'm not sure if I should be offended that you missed me in this silly thing, but put in people who haven't posted for years. Maybe because I don't play werewolf or ever go on #finalfight
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Friday on April 07, 2013, 11:35:01 PM
fixing
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Lottel on April 08, 2013, 12:09:55 AM
Sorry I kharmawrecked you, Friday!
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Friday on April 08, 2013, 12:38:17 AM
oh Lottel I bet you kharmawreck all the girls
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Kazz on April 08, 2013, 12:42:04 AM
friday's karma is now EVEN HIGHER
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: A≤ on April 08, 2013, 01:03:09 AM
(http://squarehaven.com/games/snes/som/wallpaper/01/mana_tree2.jpg)
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Disposable Ninja on April 08, 2013, 02:30:38 AM
you... you forgot me :(
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Malikial on April 08, 2013, 03:42:07 AM
you... you forgot me :(

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20435019/nogirls.gif)
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Kazz on April 08, 2013, 04:45:46 AM
The test to see if someone is truly family: List a lot of other people and see if they're disappointed they didn't make the list

welcome aboard uncle ninja
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Kayma on April 08, 2013, 02:22:37 PM
Bwahaha! I could maybe live with not making the list had Sora not made it.

Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Ziiro on April 08, 2013, 02:25:36 PM
WHO CAN FORGET GOOD OL' ZIIRO, MEMORABLE FOR..

Yeeaaaa nevermind
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Rico on April 08, 2013, 02:35:04 PM
Just lock yourself into the other team now. It's the only way you ever do good things.
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: MarsDragon on April 08, 2013, 03:13:58 PM
My description here is remarkably like what I am to my real family.
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Rico on April 08, 2013, 03:25:09 PM
By the way, that is a delightfully obscure reference for me and I love it.
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: BŁge on April 08, 2013, 03:34:40 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/04_zps8225b447.gif)
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Mongrel on April 08, 2013, 03:39:15 PM
I can confirm that Buge is always dressed like Poison.

:shifty:
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Brentai on April 08, 2013, 03:44:55 PM
Stop giving me a dudeboner via proxy, Buge.
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Sharkey on April 08, 2013, 03:47:34 PM
Work - Moral Orel | [adult swim] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_VXZDtSBaY#)

Grumble.
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: BŁge on April 08, 2013, 04:04:54 PM
I can confirm that Buge is always dressed like Poison.

Thank god it's been a warm winter.
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Defenestration on April 08, 2013, 04:17:05 PM
:V
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on April 08, 2013, 06:12:55 PM
I was sleepin in that hole.  good think I like kitties.
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Classic on April 08, 2013, 07:01:54 PM
:Hey:? :Friday:?
:When: :was: :the: :last: :time: :I: :used: :an: :emoticon: :?:
:fuckyou:
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Friday on April 08, 2013, 08:22:02 PM
 :getbent:

Man, now that I've seen the comic and watched the anime and the game, these emoticons are like 9000% better and they were pretty fucking good before
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Classic on April 08, 2013, 08:30:48 PM
 :whores:
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Mothra on April 08, 2013, 11:04:49 PM
I am the ALPHA and OMEGA MAN
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Ted Belmont on April 09, 2013, 12:55:33 AM
Where's MikeSevigny
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: R^2 on April 09, 2013, 02:50:13 AM
:Hey:? :Friday:?
:When: :was: :the: :last: :time: :I: :used: :an: :emoticon: :?:
:fuckyou:

I sold off that iconic van over a year ago.
:deal:
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: BŁge on April 09, 2013, 03:44:05 AM
Hey, where's McDohl?
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Smiler on April 09, 2013, 03:45:21 AM
Exactly.
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Caithness on April 09, 2013, 03:30:27 PM
Can you do Lady and Healy?
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Classic on April 09, 2013, 05:02:52 PM
...
Which one is a devil's threesome? More women or more men?
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Lottel on April 09, 2013, 05:35:31 PM
More men. Easy to remember due to "throwing up the horns" looks like two dudes and a girl in a...  (how do I put this tastefully) a "wobbly H".


AND NOW YOU KNOW.
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Metal Slime on April 11, 2013, 05:44:11 PM
Hi
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: McDohl on April 13, 2013, 08:17:54 AM
Heyo!
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: Classic on April 13, 2013, 06:26:35 PM
WHY DID YOU KILL ENDERDRAGON!? YOU SICK SONOVASPAWNER?!
Title: Re: One Big Happy Family
Post by: McDohl on April 14, 2013, 06:35:39 AM
He was asking for it.