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Title: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Niku on June 07, 2008, 07:49:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etw3aSumBEU
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: McDohl on June 07, 2008, 04:51:28 PM
 :sadpanda: :sadpanda: :sadpanda:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Beat Bandit on June 07, 2008, 06:19:30 PM
Seeeeeeeeymooooooouuuuur!  :MENDOZAAAAA:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on June 07, 2008, 06:30:12 PM
I had the good sense to stop watching after about thirty seconds the first time this came up.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Doom on June 07, 2008, 06:54:48 PM
You made me feel guilty enough to walk my dog. Well-played, sir.  ::(:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: McFrugal on June 07, 2008, 07:04:21 PM
That song sounds very familiar.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Arc on June 07, 2008, 07:04:47 PM
I gave mine a bath. :tears:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Classic on June 07, 2008, 07:10:05 PM
It made me happy, because I like both Dr. Mario and feeling terrible regret for taking people for granted. Perfect compliments, really.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: François on June 08, 2008, 06:00:23 AM
Ha! I never had a dog!

 :mikey:

oh

oh man

 :sadpanda:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Brentai on June 08, 2008, 09:07:46 AM
I left for the weekend, leaving my dog unattended.

Doot dee doot doot doot.
Doot dee doot doot doot.
Doot dee doot dee doot dee doot doot-doot doot dee doot.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: McDohl on June 08, 2008, 11:06:31 AM
Now I can't play Dr. Mario anymore. ::(:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Kazz on June 14, 2008, 05:41:51 PM
I FIXED IT (http://kazz.rooms.cwal.net/poops.swf)

Now Dr. Mario music makes me laugh instead of cry!

 :8D:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Arc on June 14, 2008, 05:51:20 PM
Pizza Mowing Show

Jumped the Shark in the sixth season when Ricky Schroder joined the cast.

But seriously, Infinite Karma.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: sei on June 14, 2008, 06:38:49 PM
This somehow reminds me of Colbert's interview with Alan Rabinowitz (http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=171137).  (Well, starting about 1:15 or so in.)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on June 14, 2008, 09:05:00 PM
I FIXED IT (http://kazz.rooms.cwal.net/poops.swf)

That'll do, Kazz, that'll do.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Brentai on June 14, 2008, 10:18:01 PM
You are so getting court-martialed.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Metal Slime on June 15, 2008, 01:06:12 AM
T-this isn't safe at all! :;_;: :tears: :;_;: :tears:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Air on June 15, 2008, 06:17:46 PM
:sadpanda:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Niku on July 24, 2008, 08:38:12 AM
http://www.sugarboukas.com/X/DCFM/wDCFM00
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Air on September 11, 2008, 11:59:22 PM
 :sadpanda:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Arc on December 06, 2008, 11:24:14 AM
(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo22/driftycity/1228521661978.jpg)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Niku on March 05, 2009, 12:43:03 AM
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z284/Nikumatic/gooddog01.jpg)
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z284/Nikumatic/gooddog02.jpg)
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z284/Nikumatic/gooddog03.jpg)
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z284/Nikumatic/gooddog04.jpg)
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z284/Nikumatic/gooddog05.jpg)
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z284/Nikumatic/gooddog06.jpg)
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z284/Nikumatic/gooddog07.jpg)
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z284/Nikumatic/gooddog08.jpg)
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z284/Nikumatic/gooddog09.jpg)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Rosencrantz on March 05, 2009, 12:57:08 AM
Never has :oh: been more appropriate.

I recognized them a liiiitle bit before I was probably "supposed" to, but only because I re-read the book last night.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Royal☭ on March 05, 2009, 06:12:38 AM
He's so nutty!
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Arc on March 05, 2009, 08:36:16 AM
Wondered for moment there if Neal Stephenson had begun creating webcomics.

:;_;: Rat Things.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Shinra on March 05, 2009, 08:53:29 AM
This thread made me cry pretty hard.

If you wanted to break my heart, WFE, mission successful.
 :sadpanda:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: McDohl on March 05, 2009, 08:57:24 AM
This thread should never be necro'd.  Ever. :sadpanda:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Disposable Ninja on March 05, 2009, 09:48:51 AM
It... took me a little while to figure out who that is in the second-to-last panel.

 :;_;: :;_;: :;_;: :;_;: :;_;: :;_;:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Zach on March 05, 2009, 09:54:25 AM

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/unhelpful/l4dsad.jpg)

This one's kind of old, but it's new to me!

Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Niku on March 05, 2009, 10:09:20 AM
It's funny because I almost posted that too.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on March 05, 2009, 10:44:57 AM
These items are not safe!  They are not safe at all!
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Kayma on March 05, 2009, 10:50:22 AM
Soul crushed. Thanks, guys. Really. Thanks.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Catloaf on March 05, 2009, 11:32:03 AM
I really need to read Watchmen.  The only reason I haven't yet is I think there's a copy somewhere around this house, but I can't find it and I don't want to buy another copy.  I'm sure I'll be horrified as soon as I get to the part the doggy comic references.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on March 05, 2009, 11:39:02 AM
That part was spoiled for me by TA's avatar back at Pyoko.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Zach on March 05, 2009, 04:40:20 PM
It's funny because I almost posted that too.

It's not funny! It's sad!
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Cobalt on March 05, 2009, 05:31:32 PM
Laika: The First Dog In Space (http://www.qwantz.com/apologies/000091.html)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: yyler on March 05, 2009, 05:36:38 PM
How's Ruthie doing, Cobalt?
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Royal☭ on March 05, 2009, 08:08:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiIBT6WLOBA
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Niku on March 05, 2009, 08:38:24 PM
I want a love potato.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Mongrel on March 13, 2009, 04:51:39 PM
Tall image is etc. (http://vanheartsyou.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/thisisgame.jpg)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Kazz on March 13, 2009, 05:00:37 PM
That one wasn't about dogs.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Niku on March 13, 2009, 10:10:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5i43ly96xA
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Spram on March 14, 2009, 05:41:52 PM
Dogs covered in their own shit, piss and blood. What's this thread about anyway?
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Brentai on March 14, 2009, 06:45:44 PM
I think you've pretty much nailed it.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Catloaf on March 14, 2009, 07:31:04 PM
Niku's last post doesn't quite fit what I've come to think of this thread as; the last nudge off the cliff for a suicidal person having doubts.

It's about them saving the puppies!  Where's the despair!? :despair:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Brentai on March 14, 2009, 07:34:22 PM
I suspect you just might have not been paying attention.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Niku on March 15, 2009, 12:23:31 AM
the purpose of this thread is for me to make you feel like shit.

i got tired of the indirect way.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Arc on March 16, 2009, 01:03:15 AM
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/3084/57767683.jpg)

(http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/6740/alkaseltzercatiz3.jpg)

Hang in there!
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: McDohl on March 16, 2009, 04:58:51 AM
It must be a Monday.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Cyan Prime on March 23, 2009, 11:17:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK4q30e9N9s
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Catloaf on March 24, 2009, 08:03:15 AM
1) Wow, you fail at everything you do here, don't ya?  That wasn't very sad at all!

2)So apparently every last one of the robot masters is gay for megaman now?
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Burrito Al Pastor on March 24, 2009, 09:42:30 AM
Pretty sure Splash Woman isn't.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Niku on March 24, 2009, 08:34:57 PM
she's gay for roll

in my fanfiction
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Brentai on March 24, 2009, 08:37:52 PM
"Oh god!  The water is entering my lungs!" screamed Roll.
Splash Woman saw her thrashing.  "I'm coming!" she cried.
"Oh god!  Now more water is entering my lungs!"
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: McDohl on March 25, 2009, 06:01:16 AM
oh god niku

your avatar made your post like twenty times scarier
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Spram on March 25, 2009, 03:56:36 PM
Bubbleman is still my favorite, even if he's gay.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Büge on March 28, 2009, 03:10:11 PM
 :;_;:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: LaserBeing on March 28, 2009, 03:39:36 PM
So... it's sad because it turns out he's Dan Kim?

"Papa, I'm so happy... I--"
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Romosome on March 28, 2009, 05:46:07 PM
let me fix that for you

(http://romosome.pyoko.org/posts/Thanks_Daddy_by_Gannadene.jpg)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Spram on March 28, 2009, 06:42:47 PM
Pretty = Long hair
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Kazz on March 28, 2009, 08:15:50 PM
the short hair is much cuter
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on March 28, 2009, 11:38:25 PM
It's true.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Royal☭ on March 29, 2009, 06:41:38 AM
Don't be so glib, guys.


She also gets slightly bigger boobs.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: TA on March 29, 2009, 09:24:04 PM
So uh

Who's the guy at the bottom?  I have no context for this thing.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Disposable Ninja on March 29, 2009, 09:25:52 PM
That's a man who just realized how sad and lonely he really is.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Brentai on March 29, 2009, 10:00:48 PM
That's a man who just realized Rule 34.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: François on March 29, 2009, 11:18:17 PM
The deal is that he was drawing himself a girlfriend and she called him "dad".
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Beat Bandit on March 30, 2009, 03:53:18 AM
The deal is he was drawing himself a girlfriend who he drew calling him "dad". Someone call the cops.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Mongrel on March 30, 2009, 05:34:07 AM
So everytime a male artist draws a stick-figure, he's drawing himself a girlfriend?

Jesus, our society is in way worse trouble than even I thought.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Kazz on March 30, 2009, 07:06:45 AM
Almost every stick figure I've ever drawn has ended up a bloody mess.

 :ohshi~:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Niku on March 30, 2009, 08:58:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkT4vAJnJls
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Büge on March 30, 2009, 09:52:28 AM
Funny you should mention that...
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Arc on March 30, 2009, 10:20:04 AM
:ever: Why did he write out 'dies of a heart attack', when simply writing 'daughter' would have produced the same result? I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some kind of magical exposition or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on March 30, 2009, 11:08:49 AM
Wait, wait.  So this means her name is actually Daughter?   :facepalm:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Mongrel on March 30, 2009, 11:42:42 AM
Just remember: Pretty always comes before smart.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Brentai on March 30, 2009, 01:07:19 PM
Nobody's born educated, son.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Mongrel on March 30, 2009, 02:26:29 PM
Nobody's born educated, son.

The only age range at which you can reasonably have the one without the other is a range which qualifies the male for an appearence on To Catch A Predator.

(http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2007/335/9/c/EPIC_WIN_PEDOBEAR_by_iluffpedobearzplz.gif)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Cannon on April 13, 2009, 06:40:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG2zaSVvG84
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Romosome on April 13, 2009, 06:49:51 PM
"music that plays only when you walk" is something modern games need to bring back.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Niku on April 14, 2009, 11:14:24 PM
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/susan+boyle/video/x8ymn0_susan-boyle-on-britain-got-talent
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Alex on April 14, 2009, 11:38:36 PM
"music that plays only when you walk" is something modern games need to bring back.

Only as an toggle option.  Sometimes I like to listen to the music before the soundtrack is out.  :sadpanda:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Royal☭ on April 15, 2009, 05:30:21 AM
Why is nature so terrifying? (http://discovermagazine.com/photos/04-zombie-animals-and-the-parasites-that-control-them)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Mongrel on April 15, 2009, 04:13:29 PM
Christ, you fucks think you've got problems. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/27/AR2009022701549.html?sid=ST2009030602446)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Detonator on April 15, 2009, 04:34:10 PM
Christ, you fucks think you've got problems. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/27/AR2009022701549.html?sid=ST2009030602446)

I remember reading about that when it happened last year.  It's gotta be the worst thing that could possibly happen to you.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Kazz on April 15, 2009, 04:37:11 PM
Why is nature so terrifying? (http://discovermagazine.com/photos/04-zombie-animals-and-the-parasites-that-control-them)

thanks for the huge spider, assface.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Kazz on April 15, 2009, 05:34:18 PM
Christ, you fucks think you've got problems. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/27/AR2009022701549.html?sid=ST2009030602446)

yet another thing terribly wrong with cars.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Niku on June 16, 2009, 09:20:56 PM
Hey guys, I found a great remix of the credits music from Dr. Mario!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUZ6qD_Q4jY
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Rosencrantz on June 18, 2009, 08:26:02 PM
Pixar grants girl's dying wish with home viewing of Up. (http://www.ocregister.com/articles/pixar-up-movie-2468059-home-show)

 :;_;:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Niku on June 18, 2009, 08:52:55 PM
<A_race_of_savage_mushroom-men> She still hadn't "seen" it, when she died.
<A_race_of_savage_mushroom-men> I just want to point that out.
<A_race_of_savage_mushroom-men> She died unfulfilled.
<A_race_of_savage_mushroom-men> She couldn't open her eyes, so her mother described the visuals to her.
<A_race_of_savage_mushroom-men> No description does substitution to the rich visual tapestry of a Pixar release. She could hear the amazement in her mother's voice as she described it, and she knew that there was such beauty in this world--aut that it wasn't for her. She died of a broken heart.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on June 18, 2009, 11:44:46 PM
 ::(:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Kashan on June 19, 2009, 08:13:16 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Shinra on June 23, 2009, 03:58:11 PM
Pixar grants girl's dying wish with home viewing of Up. (http://www.ocregister.com/articles/pixar-up-movie-2468059-home-show)

 :;_;:

I made the mistake of reading this at work and had to cover my face so noone would see my tears. I don't think I've ever read anything more sad than that in my entire life.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Niku on June 23, 2009, 07:55:01 PM
Luckily, he doesn't judge you. (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Noone)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Shinra on June 23, 2009, 08:28:39 PM
Gee, that sure was a zinger. You sure hit me for one of the most common spelling/grammatical mistakes in the English language on a board where half of the users don't use capitalization and/or punctuation.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Brentai on June 23, 2009, 08:38:14 PM
Alternately, he posted the one known instance of ED being genuinely funny on a comedy board, and now you're whining about it.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Fredward on June 23, 2009, 09:02:40 PM
Also, last I checked, almost everyone uses capitalization and punctuation on this forum. With the exception of me, but only when I'm being facetious. :mahboi:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Niku on June 23, 2009, 09:07:24 PM
you should really look harder
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Shinra on June 23, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
Also, last I checked, almost everyone uses capitalization and punctuation on this forum. With the exception of me, but only when I'm being facetious. :mahboi:
Why is nature so terrifying? (http://discovermagazine.com/photos/04-zombie-animals-and-the-parasites-that-control-them)

thanks for the huge spider, assface.
Christ, you fucks think you've got problems. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/27/AR2009022701549.html?sid=ST2009030602446)

yet another thing terribly wrong with cars.

just an example
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Kazz on June 24, 2009, 10:03:36 AM
what
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: McDohl on June 24, 2009, 12:41:42 PM
don't be gay
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Brentai on June 24, 2009, 12:56:24 PM
What's that?

be gay

:gasp:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: McDohl on June 24, 2009, 02:46:21 PM
 :mahboi:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Mongrel on January 18, 2011, 03:51:40 PM
(http://www.angryblacklady.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/leao.jpg)

Quote
A dog, ‘Leao’, sits for a second consecutive day, next to the grave of her owner, Cristina Maria Cesario Santana, who died in the week’s catastrophic landslides in Brazil, at the cemetery in Teresopolis, near Rio de Janiero, on January 15, 2011.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Beat Bandit on January 18, 2011, 04:16:45 PM
Who is the only one buried, apparently.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Büge on January 31, 2011, 01:03:12 PM
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Gav_and_Bob (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Gav_and_Bob)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on January 31, 2011, 02:28:42 PM
That wasn't very safe at all!
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Büge on March 20, 2011, 05:43:29 PM
D: (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/8391247/Animal-pictures-of-the-week-18-March-2011.html)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: TA on March 20, 2011, 06:00:26 PM
Hedgehogs are a lot cuter when they're spiky.

Also, "spineless" made me think something else at first.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Mothra on September 22, 2011, 11:16:31 AM
Danny & Annie (http://vimeo.com/12562270)

;____;
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on September 22, 2011, 07:44:48 PM
aaarrrrrgh noooo not watching that again
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Ted Belmont on March 22, 2012, 05:18:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/74xZm.png)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Mongrel on March 22, 2012, 07:29:08 AM
That reminds me... A little while a go a friend of mine was selling a game on ebay:

Quote
So I sold a copy of Arkham City on ebay a few days ago and hadn't been paid for it yet. I pulled up the guy's feedback just to see what's going on the last time I was on ebay and his feedback history makes me want to cry:

Creates account ~ August 2011, can't see what he's bought until December 2011.

From December 9-20 he buys a couple of different styles of knee braces.

Late January to February of 2012 he buys some "forearm crutches"

March 2012 he gives up the ghost and buys a wheelchair and a couple different styles of "mesh wheelchair gloves" followed by a copy of the Bible.

(http://forums.goodgamery.com/images/smilies/pmo_sad.gif)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Shinra on August 04, 2012, 04:04:34 AM
3D-Printed "Magic Arms" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoZ2BgPVtA0#ws)

they're her magic arms


Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Ted Belmont on October 04, 2012, 03:55:15 PM
Today, while driving around, I saw two signs.

The first said, "35 MPH".

The second said, "And my dog would still be alive."

:;_;:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: RoboticDinosaur on December 01, 2012, 02:24:38 PM
Let's Play Notte Luminosa - Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3lqb5tE5Ag#)
Romhack LP by ProtonJonSA made cause the Rom Hacker has leukemia and has about 2 weeks to live, and wanted someone to LP his hack.  :;_;:
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on December 01, 2012, 04:38:18 PM
...speaking of diseases with leukemia in the name, I made a video today.

2012-12-01 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YquRjkLMbVw#)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: McDohl on December 01, 2012, 05:09:03 PM
Newbie, I know exactly what you're going through.  I was there when my puppy of 16 years, Rusty, died.  We had him put to sleep because of melanoma growths.  He kept rupturing them by poking them.

My First Friend (English Subs) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlAmKsmLav8#)

This is the video that started this thread, and it hit a note with me back then, almost 5 years ago.  I have a photo of him on my phone that I will probably never take off as the wall paper, because I want him to be close to me.

Star Wars Episode 7: Weiners Attack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5pVaWsp5oQ#)

I didn't think that I would be thinking about Rusty today, but...man...
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Disposable Ninja on December 02, 2012, 01:52:19 AM
oh hey this thread

here's an incredibly safe picture I found

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/13204397/1354441510557.png)

that picture just gave you heart diabetes.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: McDohl on December 07, 2012, 10:56:18 AM
Let's Play Notte Luminosa - Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3lqb5tE5Ag#)
Romhack LP by ProtonJonSA made cause the Rom Hacker has leukemia and has about 2 weeks to live, and wanted someone to LP his hack.  :;_;:

Guess what?  That snot lied about leukemia.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Ted Belmont on February 07, 2013, 02:49:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iargpGA.jpg) (http://blog.dakotamcfadzean.com/)
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: TA on June 02, 2013, 02:35:46 PM
Teddy Has An Operation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYaTa_lOf4#ws)

Genuinely torn between here and D'AWWWW thread.
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Cthulhu-chan on June 03, 2013, 01:49:38 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww

*horf*
Title: Re: ITEMS OF EXTREME safeness
Post by: Ted Belmont on June 09, 2013, 08:07:33 AM
http://www.wimp.com/inspiringtransformation/ (http://www.wimp.com/inspiringtransformation/)