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Messages - Ted Belmont

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Media / Re: Transformers
« on: January 17, 2014, 01:19:17 PM »


Media / Re: Webcomics that aren't MSPA
« on: January 16, 2014, 10:17:59 PM »
Shortpacked! turns nine today! And also it has one year left.

Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: Shoot 'Em Up
« on: January 16, 2014, 12:32:51 PM »
And on Wednesday, a 12 year old kid shot two students at a school in New Mexico. Presumably, this one flew under the radar because no one was (thankfully) killed.

So I guess this is the new normal, then.

High-Context Discourse / Re: State of the Worst
« on: January 16, 2014, 12:23:56 PM »
Poor little guy has no idea. He still thinks it's Christmas! :(

Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Shoot 'Em Up
« on: January 16, 2014, 01:34:10 AM »
Three people, including the gunman killed in Indiana grocery store shooting.

Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania, a guy who shot at people in two separate road rage incidents, killing one of them, and may have also murdered a cop, is still on the loose.

Weird, it's almost like enshrining the right of violent assholes to carry deadly weapons results in violent assholes using said deadly weapons to kill people.

High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 14, 2014, 10:43:11 PM »

High-Context Discourse / Re: This hole
« on: January 14, 2014, 09:42:39 PM »

High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 14, 2014, 05:49:32 AM »
What is reddit?

If this is sincere, I envy you.

Gaming Discussion / Re: Game News Dump
« on: January 14, 2014, 05:44:11 AM »
Lies! That link has nothing to do with Bushido Blade.

High-Context Discourse / Re: Imagery Unload
« on: January 11, 2014, 11:59:33 PM »
They were in the same cartragic chocolate factory accident.

Media / Re: Webcomics that aren't MSPA
« on: January 11, 2014, 12:21:33 AM »

Dakota McFadzean makes some pretty great comics.

Real Life / Re: Internet Superstore
« on: January 09, 2014, 10:04:49 PM »
Buy a PS3

High-Context Discourse / Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« on: January 07, 2014, 01:00:47 AM »

Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: LGBT
« on: January 05, 2014, 02:46:33 PM »
Queer, Undecided, Intersex, Lesbian, Transgender, Bisexual, Asexual, Gay

« on: January 05, 2014, 11:28:44 AM »
This literally fucking happened.

CONTEXT(or at least what I've heard of it on the internet): the ponies are singing a song about how it's great to do nice things for people, while running around town doing nice things for people. They run into this brony pony, stare at him in silence for a moment, then immediately move on without doing anything nice for him.

So yes, MLP just dissed bronies.

High-Context Discourse / Re: Ultra Loot '13: Arcade Edition
« on: January 05, 2014, 05:12:40 AM »

1. A map of Paragon City!
2. Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time: Electric Boogaloo Explorer's Guide!
3. A TMNT book! Can the Turtles discover the secret of the DarkMagic Crystal, and rescue the babyprobably April from The Evil David BowieShredder?
4. Megatokyo vols 1 and 2. This looks like some high-quality reading!
5. Paramilitary playing cards!
6. A weirdly off-model Momo!
7. A Dragon Quest Monsters screen cleaner! Be sure to keep your monsters' screens clean, kids.

1. The same DQM screen cleaner! I uhhh forgot I already took a picture of it.
2. A magnifying glass! Perfect for any :mystery:s I might encounter.
3. A literal pile of little rubber guys! Translucent ninjas, combat-ready skeletons, and a bunch of knockoff Street Fighters!
4. A pixel Simon Belmont! I used to have one of these guys, but he fell off my tv and his legs broke off. :(
5. A PlayStation Underground disc, featuring demos of the hottest games from 1996!
6. A Big Willy bobblehead!
7. Blade Dancer and Disgaea soundtracks!

Genesis games! Tiny Toon Adventures, Aladdin, Sonic & Knuckles, and a MYSTERY GAME???

Mystery Ghost says: It's a mystery!

Good thing I have my handy-dandy magnifying glass!


Is this a good thing? I don't know!

More video game stuff! Did you guys know they're making a Guitar Hero 2? It looks pretty good!

More stuff! Magazines! A Warren Ellis comic! Final Fantasy IX art book! Rikku's sphere grid poster! There's something odd about that picture, though...

Here's a better quality version. See if you figure it out!

[spoiler]Rikku has no canine teeth. Maybe it's an Al Bhed thing?


Media / Re: Song Currently Stuck In Your Head
« on: January 05, 2014, 03:18:53 AM »
So as a side effect my new job(which I guess I need to talk about at some point), I wind up driving around listening to the radio a lot. Since my options are Top 40 radio, radio evangelists, and modern country, I've been listening to a lot of pop music.

Katy Perry - Dark Horse (Audio) ft. Juicy J

As far as I know, this is the only pop song ever to compare a girl to Jeffrey Dahmer.

Media / Re: I Don't Think We Have a Superman Thread Yet
« on: January 05, 2014, 03:10:59 AM »
Except it's still Zack Snyder directing, so it will be WW-angry/sad, Batman-angry/sad, Superman-angry/sad.

High-Context Discourse / Re: ULTRA DIRTY SANTA '13
« on: January 03, 2014, 02:58:51 PM »
Thanks to the magic of Beat's package(:ohmy:), I have reunited with an old friend, damn near doubled my Genesis library(with a significant increase in overall quality), and learned Rikku's terrifying secret. Pics forthcoming as soon as I can find my camera(or give up and just use my cell phone).

Gaming Discussion / Re: Steam Deals
« on: January 03, 2014, 01:25:42 PM »
Skulls of the Shogun is 75% off($3.74). You should go buy it because it's a great little strategy game and the people who made it kinda got screwed by Microsoft.

EDIT: a 4-pack is $11.74 if anyone is interested in splitting one.

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