Brontoforumus Archive

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  


This board has been fossilized.
You are reading an archive of Brontoforumus, a.k.a. The Worst Forums Ever, from 2008 to early 2014.  Registration and posting (for most members) has been disabled here to discourage spambots from taking over.  Old members can still log in to view boards, PMs, etc.

The new message board is at

Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Messages - Cannon

Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 ... 27
Gaming Discussion / Not Retsuprae
« on: January 08, 2013, 02:30:22 PM »
Here is a thing.


Personally, if I were Brent, I'd be proud. I also couldn't think of a better place to put this. I leave it in the hands of the mods. Apologies if this is somehow old hat, but in my defense, it did come out just yesterday.

Real Life / Re: Shit Days
« on: May 28, 2010, 04:19:12 PM »
I just said good bye to my dog.

I'm so sorry about your dog, Lottel.

I just said good bye to my cat.

After the neighbor's dog got done mauling her, that is.

Happy hunting grounds, Hazel.

Gaming Discussion / Re: Left 4 Dead
« on: May 21, 2010, 09:12:11 PM »
I know it's kind of like a rite of passage in regards to Dead Center, but... You did charge a dude right through a window. It should be an achievement in and of itself, still... LET THE DATE BE MARKED.

As for teamwork?

Looks like that kaiju needs to be covered in corrosive saliva!

Gaming Discussion / Re: Left 4 Dead
« on: May 16, 2010, 07:43:42 PM »
I'm pretty sure that Kayin would have an aneurysm, though.

Team Fortress 2 / Re: TF2 Nights
« on: March 28, 2010, 11:24:39 AM »
You can stop any time now, guys.

Media / Re: The Magically Flawed World of Disney
« on: March 27, 2010, 05:21:35 PM »
So, yeah, Princess and the Frog was a lot of fun!

I was expecting a great party, and instead got a good time with old friends. The songs were somewhat lacking, but that's my adult perspective. As for the wee ones...

Welcome to my eighties/mid-nineties nightmare, kiddies!

Gaming Discussion / Re: Left 4 Dead
« on: March 22, 2010, 05:22:52 PM »

World's Most Scientific Institute / Re: Best Special Infected in L4D
« on: March 12, 2010, 05:56:54 PM »
My ballot goes with the big, smashy guy. I just want to crush things lately.

Media / Re: Videodrome
« on: March 11, 2010, 08:25:03 PM »

Now you don't need to go to the movies anymore.

Gaming Discussion / Re: Left 4 Dead
« on: March 11, 2010, 06:18:53 PM »
Now I'm just confused.

Anyway, that was the most fun I ever had being punched off a third floor balcony.

"Up the stairs. C'mon, up. Go, go, g-DOWN THE STAIRS. DOWN."

Gaming Discussion / Re: Left 4 Dead
« on: March 11, 2010, 04:37:33 PM »
Last night was the first time that I was a Tank. Grunting "Cannon smash!" turns out to be satisfying as well as predictable!

I think I had my best Boomer ambush then, too, even if it was just one Survivor that got coated. I can puke from windows better if I try.

Someday, you will learn that when I start screaming to be saved, you simply run.

I'll also learn that the job of a Spitter isn't to kill Jockeys mid-ride. Or... At all.

I wasn't aware that the game's title was the object when we play Survivors! Silly, stupid me! Next game of Versus, I'll just ragequit in the form of a self-inflicted grenade round or pipe bomb.

Gaming Discussion / Re: Left 4 Dead
« on: March 10, 2010, 07:55:41 PM »
Thanks for "being nice," regardless. I'm sure Niku can appreciate it, by extension.

So yeah, we got to the chopper this time. Guess who didn't make it, Brontoforums?

Gaming Discussion / Re: Left 4 Dead
« on: March 10, 2010, 07:48:38 PM »
I am Niku's best friend, it seems.

Gaming Discussion / Re: Left 4 Dead
« on: March 05, 2010, 06:35:58 PM »
It's amazing!  When I'm not on a team with Saxton Hale, I get to be the tanks! :whoops:

I do believe that's just the AI Director realizing you're honked off, McDohl. He wants you to have Fun, in the end. Awww.

I say this without sass, however. Playing Infected in Vs. is basically Trolling with Mutants: The Video Game. So yeah, it's going to be a few more games before I can get schooled like a man. I assure you this is true of every online game I play which I am terrible at (psst! It's pretty much all of them!).

Getting Boomed while on my back, though? Still utterly hilarious. Throw some Spitter acid on me next time, and you'll kill me with laughter as I die in-game. No more Cannon for you, Survivor team! You are cut off!

Who was the Hunter that was foiling my amazing melee skills by, oh, running in a broad circle over and over? You're not helping my frail gamer ego.

I am quite fond of Ellis. I'm sure that living in a North Carolinian mountain town does not factor into this at all.

Gaming Discussion / Re: Left 4 Dead
« on: March 04, 2010, 07:55:16 PM »
It turns out a Charger can fly, if it believes in itself.

Team Fortress 2 / Re: TF2 Nights
« on: February 27, 2010, 09:53:23 PM »
Well, I couldn't have actually used it on the circling Pyro. That would've been useful.

Media / Re: TMNT
« on: December 12, 2009, 04:13:48 PM »
As I understand it, there was a scene that explained how Kirai knew Ch'Rell was back, and it was cut.

Personally, I would like to know if Hun's condition was reversed or kept. We'll see, or we won't.

David Wise needs to watch this thing, if he hasn't already.

Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: Middle School Theology
« on: December 07, 2009, 05:38:33 PM »
Well, that's that. I better stop being a Christian conservative Republican before I end up curb-stomping a gay guy at a pride parade. Dodged that bullet, boy howdy.

Real Life / Re: Your Job: The Movie
« on: December 02, 2009, 07:33:11 PM »
:america: Pizza Hut Delivery at Oakley Village. Can I help you?

:ohmy: Is your refrigerator running?

:america: Come again?

:HUGE: Is your refrigerator running?

:america: ...Oh, ha, ha. I get it. Did you want to place an order?

:oh: No, I -

:america: All right, then! Merry Christmas!


Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 ... 27