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High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 18, 2014, 05:29:33 PM »

High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 16, 2014, 03:30:39 PM »
Topic creation works.

Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: Shoot 'Em Up
« on: January 16, 2014, 03:00:39 PM »

« on: January 15, 2014, 06:23:04 PM »
Quote from: Press Release, via SomethingAwful
Reign Productions Premieres Tasha’s Pony Tales Trailer on AVN &

Mainstream & Adult Media Work Together to Promote Adult Entertainment’s First Brony-Themed Movie!

Reign Productions, the studio owned by adult superstar Tasha Reign, premieres its soft trailer from Tasha’s Pony Tales on adult site and mainstream media outlet Tasha’s Pony Tales marks the adult industry’s first-ever “Brony”-themed movie, with heightened interest from both adult and mainstream media.

“Tasha’s Pony Tales has been my most exciting project to date – with a fantastical, Brony-themed storyline, eye-popping effects, and use of my Reignbow Pony Plugs,” says Tasha. “Tasha’s Pony Tales is a unique fantasy adventure, and I’m beyond thrilled AVN and ToplessRobot are helping me promote my film to Bronies and Brony lovers everywhere!”

To view the trailer for Reign Productions’ Tasha’s Pony Tales on AVN, click here. To view the trailer on ToplessRobot, click here.

Shipping on DVD January 10 from Girlfriends Films, “Tasha’s Pony Tales” follows Tasha and three of her friends as they awake, after drinking a mysterious potion, in the enchanted world of Magic Pony Cloud Land. Anointed “anal plug pony princesses” by its people, they set out to conquer the men of the realm in an empowering adventure, chock full of mind-ing action and kink. The Barrett Blade-directed fantasy feature co-stars Rikki Six, Jessa Rhodes, Cameron Dee, Xander Corvus, Eric Masterson, Danny Mountain, Derrick Pierce, and Mr. Pete.

Adding to the movie’s unique charm is the use of Tasha’s Reignbow Pony Plugs, a whimsical line of handcrafted anal plugs with a luminous twist of Reignbow sparkle through their center and a vibrantly colored, flowing ponytail. Reign struck a partnership with novelty manufacturer Crystal Delights in September to create the innovative anal plugs, which serve in Tasha’s Pony Tales to transform its female cast into magical, fornicating fillies.

High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 15, 2014, 04:11:18 PM »
Is it up yet?

Gaming Discussion / Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« on: January 15, 2014, 02:32:13 PM »
Apparently there's an achievement for getting all of Gau's rages, and Cyan's Bushido will let you select which one you want, and then charge up in the background without you needing to babysit the meter.

So you win some you lose some. Or most. You lose most.

High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 15, 2014, 11:27:02 AM »
One thing about the Penny Arcade forums is that it is impossible to change your name.  The guy who runs them claims this is because of technical reasons in the software, that he has to manually edit the entire database to change a name.  This is probably total bullshit because he's a worthless jackass, but is worth verifying.

Turns out this is entirely wrong.

Short version: "If we allow wanton namechanges, that will be the only thing I will ever be able to do. We can namechange, just look for the thread that I make and I'll flip a coin on it."

So, yes. Size of the community issue.

Vanilla seems entirely capable of letting users handle it as well, so for our small close-knit circle of antagonists, it should be great!

High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 15, 2014, 10:14:34 AM »
You know how around here, people sometimes complain about how they couldn't tell Poster X was Person Y, because we keep changing our names? Imagine a community of ten thousand people with the ability to do that.

"I can't do it" is a better way to get them to shut up than "It would create a nightmare."

High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 14, 2014, 09:43:54 PM »
Also I want to suggest that the Positive/Negative karma buttons be labeled Mongrel/Drama

High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 14, 2014, 03:40:47 PM »
I like the idea of a forum that acts like a Structure Deck in a TCG. It's okay straight out of the box, but then you add in what you want and what you enjoy and it becomes your own.

High-Context Discourse / This hole
« on: January 14, 2014, 02:31:55 PM »
Put your things in this hole.

High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 14, 2014, 09:32:34 AM »
Also I mentioned it in chat, but a few of you weirdos don't frequent the better part of the community so I'll say it again here:

Replace the Karma buttons on our new forum with "Cause Drama" buttons.

High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 13, 2014, 04:04:10 PM »
Karma is like, a huge drama magnet.

High-Context Discourse / Re: State of the Worst
« on: January 13, 2014, 07:10:51 AM »
Should I backup Butts/ShMo, and OH, or are OH & Butts/ShMo covered by someone else?

Real Life / Re: Shit Days
« on: January 10, 2014, 02:17:43 PM »
He's already on very strong painkillers. The pain is just so bad, they do little to nothing sometimes.

High-Context Discourse / Re: Imagery Unload
« on: January 10, 2014, 10:31:16 AM »

Gaming Discussion / Re: Non-Steam Deals
« on: January 09, 2014, 10:26:29 AM »
I use Wii Fit when I don't feel like leaving the house/feel unsafe leaving the house, which is common enough around here.

Granted, I already hopped on this when the Wii Fit U appeared on the store.

High-Context Discourse / Re: myewspew
« on: January 09, 2014, 09:23:34 AM »
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Real Life / Re: Shit Days
« on: January 08, 2014, 09:50:25 PM »
I've mentioned before in this thread and in general about my dad's back problems. Occasionally he'll get hit with I guess a pain spasm and I'll need to carry or hustle him towards bed, get water, etc, generally make sure he's comfortable until it goes away.

Tuesday was the worst I'd ever seen. It struck when he was in the kitchen, so I hustle down, get him to his office chair, get him water, a pillow, and then for the next two hours he's screaming and howling in pain into the pillow in a horrific noise that's going to be in my head for weeks.

Whenever he could form words it was just "Why, God, Why" over and over before it was back to screaming. And I couldn't drown it out, my mother wanted to play the crying martyr and mope about instead of help, so I had to keep my headphones off and door open in case he got coherent enough to speak, or worse. During the entire screaming fit I was deathly afraid that I'd hear a gunshot and then it'd stop.

Just, fuck. It's still in my head.

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