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Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: Aborpopulation
« on: January 17, 2014, 01:09:05 PM »
Anyone paying attention to the news can see that the Republicans are attacking safe, affordable abortion.
That is some serious CIA top-level espionage stuff there.

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High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 15, 2014, 06:06:25 AM »
I don't know, but I want your creepy smiling kid to be creepy as intended instead of because he's doing some fucked up kilroy was here thing at the bottom of your posts.

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High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 15, 2014, 05:24:58 AM »
While we're making pretty requests, can we make it so that there's a scheme that makes Caithness's avatar/signature theming look contiguous before he dumps them in the avatarchive?

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High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 15, 2014, 05:22:32 AM »
But why would we label the karma button Mongrel if it DOESN'T include the pointless commentary?
Drama++;

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Real Life / Re: First World Problems
« on: January 14, 2014, 11:33:19 PM »
Note to self:
A nap on the couch to rest aching abdomen muscles will not meaningfully alleviate the problem.

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High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 14, 2014, 10:08:46 AM »
IIRC, there was an incident which made it so that we cannot have nice things.
That Karma also eventually broke may also have been a factor.

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High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 14, 2014, 09:53:03 AM »
Replace the Karma buttons on our new forum with "Cause Drama" buttons.
Drama++;

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Real Life / Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« on: January 14, 2014, 06:24:52 AM »
I felt like congratulations were in order, but I've been so conditioned to "Gratz" on a level up or achievement notice that it almost feels... trite...
And I don't really know how to congratulate anyone anymore.

GRATZ!
You got your class specialization!

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Real Life / Re: Everyday Ironies
« on: January 14, 2014, 03:27:59 AM »
Did that vicious human blind your poor baby!?

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Real Life / Re: Your Job: The Movie
« on: January 14, 2014, 03:26:59 AM »
Did you leave the USAF* network or are you still in that?



*Derp, this acronym is meant to be read as US Armed Forces, not US Air Force. Derp derp.
EDIT: Above derp.

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High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 13, 2014, 09:24:18 AM »
The main reason I'm doing this now is because most of everything is going to blow up anyway. This does involve some extra work (building a new forum from scratch) but not much more than I'll be doing, and it's actually one of the more interesting administration tasks.

O-
Well.
In that case, go crazy go nuts?

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High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 13, 2014, 09:20:31 AM »
Like, it's a cute little nice-to-have thing, but not really important.
Karma++;

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Real Life / Re: Internet Superstore
« on: January 10, 2014, 05:30:42 AM »
And you're betting that improvements in things like RAM, are going to bring about mobo obsolescence before he'll want to swap CPUs?

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Real Life / Re: Internet Superstore
« on: January 10, 2014, 04:54:46 AM »
I thought the LGA 1155 socket was at the end of it's support cycle?

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Real Life / Re: Internet Superstore
« on: January 09, 2014, 03:39:12 PM »
Do you have a friend who's done it before? $400 is a good chunk of change.

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Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: What the fuck?
« on: January 09, 2014, 05:51:56 AM »
You don't have to, the kid was white.

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Media / Re: Nick Simmons plagiarizes poorly
« on: January 08, 2014, 04:52:50 PM »
Apparently Harrison Ford thinks he's dumb as a rock.
Which I guess doesn't preclude the ability to act.

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Real Life / Re: Everyday Ironies
« on: January 08, 2014, 03:18:57 PM »
For adopting a sweetie of a dog.

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Real Life / Re: Worst Pets Ever
« on: January 08, 2014, 05:25:41 AM »
What's up with that weird carpet you have inside? It looks like grass.

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Real Life / Re: Everyday Ironies
« on: January 08, 2014, 05:22:44 AM »
a perfect storm of dying in your fifties going on in my family
But you and your children will leave such pretty corpses! Net plus, right?

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