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Messages - James Edward Smith

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Forum Games / Re: Metalgear: Wolf Babel
« on: May 03, 2008, 04:34:03 PM »

I'd like to start this today or tomorrow. Who's in? If you want to play then make a post in this thread after mine stating so, even if you've already expressed interest

Also, I'm gonna make some changes to the rules. First of all, Grey Fox is now a must be killed by night kill character. The other change I am thinking about is whether or not to balance snake and the gang by making it so that both Solid Snake and Raiden get night kills. This is to balance out the fact that even though they have other teamates, if Snake and Raiden are dead, they can't night kill anymore.

What do you guys think? Should it be set up such that Snake is the killer and Raiden can only step in to take his place, or should they both get night kills? I think we chose the latter idea when we did Mega Wolf X, I'm not sure if we liked it or not though. Suggestions are welcome.

Media / Re: Videodrome
« on: May 02, 2008, 11:05:03 AM »

Ocksi told me one time that the guy with glasses from Flight of the Conchords reminded him of me. I identify more with Bret though.

Forum Games / Re: Metalgear: Wolf Babel
« on: May 01, 2008, 02:15:29 PM »

Forum Games / Re: Metalgear: Wolf Babel
« on: May 01, 2008, 12:49:09 PM »
When Chocolate wolf is over I wanna start this one up. Who wants in?

Real Life / Re: Sour Gropes
« on: May 01, 2008, 09:38:28 AM »
Geeeeeee Iiiiiiii Jooooooooooooooeee

Real Life / Re: Sour Gropes
« on: April 30, 2008, 08:04:07 PM »
Making intentionally ironic statments for the sake of comedy that then garner strange responses that's aren't really that funny.

Real Life / Re: Sour Gropes
« on: April 30, 2008, 04:37:35 PM »
I didn't really think you were saying the same thing I said at all.  Males don't rate themselves on a continuum of sexuality usually, that's a girl thing.

That's not true, a lot of queers do.  :mahboi:

Media / Re: Cartoons of My Youth
« on: April 30, 2008, 07:39:26 AM »
I'm sure Captain Planet and G.I. Joe balanced it out.

Assorted Creations / Re: Musics
« on: April 30, 2008, 07:14:24 AM »
Wait a minute, you're not a pilot, I know every pilot in the world!

Forum Games / Re: Pyoko vs. WFE: Rules, Roles, Signup
« on: April 30, 2008, 06:24:01 AM »
Too meta for me. Count me out.

High-Context Discourse / Re: Say Something Nice
« on: April 28, 2008, 03:58:46 PM »
The United States of America
I'm always impressed by how many people live there and how they are world leaders in the areas of Pornographic Films, Jazz, and Hiphop.

Real Life / Re: Shit Days
« on: April 28, 2008, 07:07:12 AM »
That is good imagery. You can think of it as either a spring operated mechanism with a gear mechanism and two very distinct states of in and out or a digital watch sort of set up where...

I'm going to be 25 in November and I have never really accomplished dick though I have learned a lot. I think I'm a much more reasonable and rational person than most of our society, but I always strive to be better and I try not to judge other people harshly, especially when it's not my place. Also, I'm always working on accomplishing something and I hope to beable to say I've done something that I am proud of in the next 10 years or so.

Having someone that I cared for on a deeper level than fucking would be nice too. But all in all I've got it alright, so I'm not complaining. It's all relative anyway, when you think about it.

Forum Games / Re: Metalgear: Wolf Babel
« on: April 27, 2008, 03:26:39 PM »
Oh, I was going to wait untill all the current games were done. I guess I could have stated that though.

Forum Games / Re: Metalgear: Wolf Babel
« on: April 27, 2008, 01:45:17 PM »
Oh, come on.

What? What am I doing?

Quote from: Meikai
Needs moar Fortune.

Well, I could do a MSG2 one instead if people prefer that.

Real Life / Re: Sour Gropes
« on: April 27, 2008, 01:25:04 PM »
I don't know how much of that was intentional, but this is the best thread title ever.

Truthfully, the only reason I've been posting in this thread is because I love the name so much.

Forum Games / Metalgear: Wolf Babel
« on: April 27, 2008, 01:22:34 PM »

US Government (Wolves):
Can only perform night kills as long as Snake or Raiden are alive. They win the game if they out number the innocents and lose if Snake and Raiden are killed.

Solid Snake - Must effectively be killed twice by a night kill but a lynch vote will kill him on the first shot. The first time he is killed at night he is only discovered and the second time he is killed.

Raiden (Jack) - Must effectively be killed twice by a night kill to actually be killed. The first time he is killed he is only stripped naked and the second time he is killed. Lynch votes however will always kill him.

Meryl Silverburgh - Has a hot ass and is the Devil. Does not start out as known to the wolves since they couldn't find her codec frequency on the CD case.

Nastasha Romanenko - A Nuclear Weapons expert, can lock down one characters abilities for a night due to them being in the room with all the warheads.

Foxhound (innocents):
Win once Snake and Raiden are dead.

Liquid Snake - As the loving brother of all the genome soldiers, he can protect anyone from the lynch and has a posh British accent.

Revolver Ocelot - A spagetti western gun-slinger whose prefered weapon is the colt single-action army, Ocelot counts as an innocent. However, if either team wins the game and he has not been killed, then both teams actually lose and Ocelot wins when it is revealed that he was simply manipulating everyone from the start.

Decoy Octopus - A master of disguise, he never scans as the same role twice and never as himself. The player will not know that they are decoy octopus and will instead be told that they are an other random role.

Sniper Wolf - Can provide one player with sniper cover every round thus protecting them from night kills. If she is attacked she shoots the fuck out of Meryl, causing the player to backtrack to that room with the pits to get the sniper rifle. She then loses her power since she has to sit there pinning down Meryl.

Psycho Mantis - There's no player two slot to save you now! He is the Seer.

Vulcan Raven - Stalks the night with a vulcan cannon he salvaged from a downed F-16 Falcon. Some might call him a vigilante.

Grey Fox - He counts as an innocent but yerns for death, only wins if he dies through a night kill. However, as much as he would prefer it, he cannot be killed by Snake. His personal victory only matters to him and does not end the game.

Genome Soldier - The default powerless innocent.



Dirty Brentai

Always seeking companionship and validation, Brentai will never kill an enemy until he is sure they love and admire him. A former Interpol operative, he is a specialist in apprehension and prisoner securing techniques although his strict adherence to certain Japanese inspired techniques is often better left off of official reports. A strong believer in the power of Stockholm syndrome, he is known to hold captives for months until they will at least laugh at one of his jokes and hopefully develop a funny inside-joke based nickname for him.

Niku Hyena

In South Africa he was known as the tactically minded mission commander of countless successful mercenary campaigns. Although he distains personal combat, preferring to surround himself with maps and reports, upon a battle's completion he is always the first to return to the battlefield where rumors say, he feasts on the bodies of those he has outwitted laughing maniacally at their misfortune which he has so carefully manufactured. He also likes pudding.
Switchblade Guildenstern

A former actor who stared on stage as a leading man in West Side Story one too many times, Switchblade Guildenstern is a topgun actor and master of knife-based CQC. Easily recognized by his 1960s greaser styled hair and bomber jacket he can be just as lethal with his trademark switchblade, his deadly throwing comb, or an audience directed soliloquy.

Operator Hakubi

Foxhound's new radio operator and master of electronic counter measures. He possesses the uncanny ability to transmit messages to any radio or disrupt enemy communications and radar seemingly with his mind. His methods are unorthodox and unconfirmed, but Foxhound records point to the use of a small gong, a bicycle horn and a sound board of overly used movie and television soundclips.

Lady Frogman

Although her background does include Navy SEAL training, this member of Foxhound does not derive her codename from an aquatic warfare specialization. Lady's true area of combat expertise is that of anti-vehicle and anti-armour sabotage and destruction. Able to avoid detection and injury on even the busiest of enemy boulevards and highways, Lady Frogman has completely destroyed over 28 military convoys with a mix of land mines, RPGs, guided missiles, and frantic hopping and darting behaviour.

Kazz Dead-cat

A famous bounty hunter before he joined Foxhound, Kazz is known as the master of ubiquity. You truly can't swing a dead cat around a battlefield without hitting Kazz. Seemly omnipresent and inescapable, there are many recorded instances of enemy covert operatives leading Kazz on week long chases only to literally run into him when they least expect it. He lights a match for them before they can find theirs in the sewer drain they've ducked into, or they look up and are offered his extended hand from the top of the mountain they were climbing. Kazz Dead-cat always gets his man.

K-ration Constantine

Thought to be as non-perishable as his meals, Constantine is never found without a ready to eat meal within and arm's reach and is always ready to do battle with a full healthbar regardless of any wound inflicted upon him. His ability to regenerate tissue at such a rapid rate with the aid of nothing but preserved food is seen by many as super-natural but it is speculated that he has created his own advanced ration recipes that are shrouded in south-western secrecy but which always contain a dash of nutmeg.

Metal Gear SCD

A 50 foot, mechanical, compound armour covered, bipedal Canadian, SCD is the latest prototype in the long series of impractical nuclear capable war-machines. With the Canadian economy soaring due to newly profitable oil resources in many parts of the country, the Conservative party of Canada was finally able to achieve a majority government in 2009. They saw their election as a mandate from the people of Canada to return Canada to the fore front of the world stage that they perhaps once, sorta held at the end of WW2 when half of the important countries in the world lay in ruins. Highly trained CSIS operatives were sent to infiltrate a tanker sailing in NYC's bay area and stole plans for the newly designed Metal Gear Ray model before the tanker was sunk by some Russian guy's hand. All of the plans were in imperial units and therefore almost unintelligible to Canadian intelligence agencies, but never the less they formed the foundation for Canada's own metal gear design. This model is capable of slapshotting an undetectable puck shaped warhead and sending it intercontinental distances. It can also operate in even the coldest of climates.

Automatic Friday

Friday was once a famous Indian child acrobat, known throughout the middle-east and Asia for her grace and strength, able to leap many feet into the air twirling and then landing like a feather on her feet again. Injured when the stadium she was performing in was shelled during a fierce civil war, she lost both her arms and her family. Taken in by Big Boss, her lost arms were replaced with two sophisticated prosthetic arms to which she would later add four more as she became able to control them with further degrees of skill and grace. Her arms now conceal ammo belts that fuel her array of automatic pistols which she paints the battlefield with in a seemingly endless and ever growing spiral of automatic gun fire. She searches night and day for the legendary infinite ammo bandana.

Sapper Cross

A mad combat engineer with a unexplainable love of destruction, Cross was dishonorably discharged from the Royal Combat Engineers regiment of the British armed forces after it was discovered he never built anything without including some concealed intentional fault that allowed him to destroy his creation in a fiery and catastrophic explosion. Recruited by Foxhound and retrained as an infiltrator and mole, he often poses as and enemy engineer or civilian contractor only to "sap" whatever project he is assigned to from the inside.

Kevlar Ocksi

A true survivor, Ocksi is a former French GIGN member known for his gutsy room entry and enemy engagement tactics. He was allegedly forced to retire from the force after repeatedly violating procedure and attempting to engage targets without team support or proper briefing on the combat situation. Ocksi revels in his loose cannon persona and many think he intentionally cultivates it by often boasting about his unbelievable record of surviving a total of 69 recorded small arms fire related injuries by sticking out his tongue and crudely miming the act of mutual oral sex.

Keyboard Zaratustra

A highly skilled computer hacker who has become so immersed in his own computerized world of systems and mainframes that he no longer bothers with verbal communication with those around him, preferring to speak through a computerized voice program that he has even created an artificial intelligence for so that it may interact with undesired annoyances for him. Despite this antisocial behaviour the opinions of others are important to Zaratustra and few dare to cross him lest he flame them on their favourite internet forum site with untold vitriol and ferocity.

Real Life / Re: Sour Gropes
« on: April 26, 2008, 03:19:03 PM »

There's a line. If I dress to kill, I expect boys to die, not get slaughtered, if you catch my drift.

And if you don't, then I'll spell it out for you:

Being a nerd does not give you the OK to be creepy. You need to learn to control the form of your interest.

On the other hand, yeah, a girl who dresses sexy should expect interest. Complaining about said interest if it is within acceptable limits is, indeed, stupid.

But yeah, I get tired of women taking digs at nerds. Your point about how other guys are the same, just better at hiding it, is right on. If you're the kind of girl who likes her boys fake smiles and smooth moves instead of honesty and actual wit, then you're a stupid girl and you should stick to going to Frat parties and stay the fuck out of cons.

Hey, I didn't say being a nerd gives you a right to anything. I hate nerds being overly nerdy, that's why I stopped going to cons after my first one, I'm not enough of a nerd to feel comfortable there and a lot of people are overly nerdy there.

My point was that nerds being overly creepy or lady killers being overly pushy both seem equally as rude to me and that in my experience in both the con environment and the bar/club environment, they both seem just as common. The result of this is that when these con skanks complain about creepy guys, I kind of want to change the subject quickly because I don't like having conversations about retarded things and in my experience people don't like being told they are hypocritical or ignorant.

Quote from: Zara
Have you considered that maybe girls like playing dress up for dress up's sake

I don't see your point. My point was that girls who choose to dress up in a sexy costume and then are unprepared for the inevitable are nerds who clearly don't have much social experience around normal guys of any subculture.

Real Life / Re: Sour Gropes
« on: April 26, 2008, 12:36:33 PM »
I find the complaints of women at cons that they are frequently objectified by male con goers while they are wearing sexy outfits that reveal or emphasize their feminine forms to be ridiculous and well, nerdy. In fact, I hear male con goers (nerds) talking about this more than I ever hear it from women.

If you are going to wear a sexy costume then men, by and large, are going to be aroused by this and interested in looking at you. To suggest that this is in anyway worse or more prevalent in an anime con than it is anywhere else seems retarded to me. Are nerdy, sociall-retarded males going to appear more creepy than the average male when they are affected in this way by you? Of course they are, they are nerdy and socially-retarded. But do not delude yourself into thinking that any other group of males would be any less interested. They just know how to not make you feel uncomfortable by not displaying their obvious attentions so obviously.

Bascially, my point is that anyone who worries about being objectified while wearing a sexy costume is clearly a nerd who has no idea how to interact with other people to the same degree as the oglers who they fear.


that's different.  that's in the contract.

just like where you're obligated to come here and tell everyone all the things i get to do to you in order to make them jealous.


Real Life / Re: Sour Gropes
« on: April 25, 2008, 04:13:03 PM »
I'm just saying it wouldn't have been unfair then.  Maybe I wanna grope random strangers while telling them "NO YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY BOOBS, ONLY KAZZ CAN TOUCH THEM," and then have Kazz grope my boobs right in front of them.  That'd be awesomely hilarious.

I think I saw that in a porno once...

Assorted Creations / Re: Kinda funny video of my new game.
« on: April 25, 2008, 04:02:01 PM »
Dude, what is that running on? Cause that framerate is terrible...

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