Yo, JOE! Cast Photos Leaked.
Normally, I'd be the first jerkoffosaurus to approve of a commando unit slinking into tight fitting black rubber, but... JOE wasn't much with the Technicolor Dreamcoat, and now turns out to be even more forgettable once everyone is fashioned out to be a Crysis bot.
Love the Battle Scarred Action(!) on their 'Duke'. so hawdc0r3
Good lady 4chan has been complaining about Storm Shadow, saying that he doesn't look like the original character at all. Personally, I think that he is the coolest looking one by far though, so they can all get fucked.
Snake Eyes looks laughably bad but what's really got me expecting the movie to be complete dog shit is the baroness' costume. No fucking glasses, no cobra symbol on her chest, no cobra symbols period, a glammed out belt buckle, and NO FUCKING GLASSES? Seriously? It's the sort of costume that screams "I probably won't even sound eastern-european when I talk because the actress we hired completely on looks couldn't be arsed."
Of course, the 4channers are claiming that this movie was basically made by hasbro to sell a new line of toys that they already designed the look of before any costumes were made or actors hired, but I digress. This will not be anywhere as cool as Transformers was, which is a shame.
Storm Shadow does look cool though, and he was always my favourite character other than Sgt. Slaughter, Baroness, Destro, and Snake Eyes.