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Author Topic: Freeloader  (Read 29110 times)

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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2008, 12:38:45 AM »

MIGHTY JILL OFF has been re-released. It is a tiny masocore platformer with a S&M lesbian theme that pisses off 4channers.

The new version includes a second level if you finish the first in 12 minutes or less.

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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #41 on: October 18, 2008, 05:16:47 AM »

 one minor question, if you beat the first part in under 12 minutes, does a second option appear on the title screen for the second stage so you dont need to beat the timelimit more than once?
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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2008, 11:01:42 AM »

No.

But you can donate one dollar to dessgeega to get a code that does pretty much that.

Sharkey always bothered me for a Wizard remake. I made OmniLudiCon but it wasn't good enough for him because he never mentioned it I guess so he'll have to be happy with THIS GAME IS WIZARD.

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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2008, 09:52:20 PM »

Apparently I had forgotten that Mighty Jill Off has pretty good music.

Huh.
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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #44 on: October 18, 2008, 10:07:45 PM »

wait why do 4channers hate S&M lesbians?
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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2008, 11:04:40 PM »

Because they're female. duh

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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #46 on: October 22, 2008, 07:36:42 PM »

I don't get the point of the AM2R tech demo.  You've got a workable but far from perfect Metroid approximation engine?  uh, great, i guess, but you're not really remaking metroid 2 by making me get a couple of easily grabbed power ups and then fighting ridley and kraid in pretty shitty boss fights
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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2008, 09:00:40 AM »

Isn't showing everyone that they have a workable Metroid approximation engine (with a short bit of gameplay that in all likelihood won't be in the final game) the entire point of a tech demo?
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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2008, 11:04:25 AM »

Since presumably absolutely none of this will be in the final product, and remaking Metroid 2 up til' say, the first Metroid fight would probably be about as substantial a demo, I just don't really get the point of SAMUS ARAN VR MISSIONS.
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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #49 on: November 22, 2008, 06:37:30 PM »

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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #50 on: November 22, 2008, 07:48:09 PM »

I keep trying to play Enigma, but every single level of the game is like a memory game where you have to run twenty miles between flipping cards.

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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #51 on: December 01, 2008, 09:43:06 PM »

Because they're female. duh

The real answer is "because they're not underage."
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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #52 on: January 14, 2009, 04:43:30 AM »

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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #53 on: February 05, 2009, 06:04:59 PM »

http://www.thepowerofpaint.com/

now you're painting with portals
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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #54 on: March 04, 2009, 07:46:22 PM »

Flash games almost don't count, but Don't Look Back is so good, I'll make an exception.
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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #55 on: March 04, 2009, 08:02:53 PM »

What's so good, or indeed good at all about it?
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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #56 on: March 04, 2009, 08:07:46 PM »

God damnit I hate games that have this totally deep visual thing but no actual plot!
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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #57 on: March 04, 2009, 08:17:49 PM »

I didn't know Orpheus had a gun. That's cool I guess.
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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #58 on: March 04, 2009, 09:10:35 PM »

Well, I just beat it.

What exactly happened there at the end?
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Re: Freeloader
« Reply #59 on: March 04, 2009, 10:08:38 PM »

Eh.  That was okay.

Far superior Kongregate game.
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