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The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji

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Worst Pets Ever
« on: September 09, 2008, 08:18:52 AM »

I came home last night to some bad news and good news.

Bad news was my brother somehow left our finch cage open and let the pair we had escape. This is made even worse by the fact that they were taking care of chicks at the time.

Good news was these things seem to be surprisingly easy to feed, so it looks like we'll be hand-raising some little finch chicks. If the cats don't get to them first, this should go a lot more smoothly than raising another damned kitten.

I'll try and post some photos later, but for now all I've got is AAAAAAH BABY FINCHES  :8D:
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2008, 07:40:04 PM »

Having a parrot on my shoulder is not as cool as Long John Silver makes it look. I have terrifying visions of the feathery fiend getting hungry for eardrums or eyeballs.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2008, 07:42:42 PM »

They're also fucking heavy and attach themselves to you with razor-sharp hooks.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2008, 08:00:04 PM »

I love dogs.  But I don't love anything about dogs.
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The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji

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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2008, 11:31:37 PM »

Yeah, it kinda stinks that Lexi's lovebird primarily gets around with it's spikiest features, i.e. it's beak and claws. And hates my guts. And bites me, but not her.

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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2008, 11:20:42 PM »

One of our cats (the only male, and the biggest attention whore) peed on my bed today. And I just found out as I crawled into bed to sleep. The stain is the size of a fucking pizza.  :MENDOZAAAAA:
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2008, 11:21:42 PM »

A .. a personal pan pizza?
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2008, 11:31:35 PM »

I was at Petsmart earlier today, and there was this fluffy, orange-ish white cat with a flat face up for adoption. He was asleep, which made his face look like a vagina.

One of our cats (the only male, and the biggest attention whore) peed on my bed today. And I just found out as I crawled into bed to sleep. The stain is the size of a fucking pizza.

That happens to me all the time with my pet Chinese Crested.

It's even worse when he poops in my bed.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2008, 12:13:21 AM »

A .. a personal pan pizza?

I wish. It was at least a medium, but it seemed a little too small to be a large.  :mikey:
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2008, 12:17:06 AM »

You know, you guys are making Brad's cats look much much better by comparison.  They are neutered and don't pee anywhere they're not supposed to!
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2008, 12:42:20 AM »

You know, for all her behavioral problems (she was all but feral when we got her), my dog never pissed or shat on anything, and didn't bite anyone more than they were willing to forgive.  Contrast to my sister's dog that lies around all day, but will piss on anything, even you.

But my dog was energetic, so it had to be destroyed.  YAY!

And now you know why I never had a pet of my own since.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2008, 04:17:10 AM »

totally gay.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2008, 11:37:53 AM »

 :angry: I'M GOING TO SKIN THOSE ROTTEN CATS

I just got a call from my housemate that he found the chicks on the floor. We've caught my cousin's stupid cats being curious about them before, so they're the most likely suspects. I'm not so sure about their condition yet, but I told him to keep an eye on them.

...I really hope my news to Lexi about them doesn't go from "Their feathers are starting to show up!" to "they died" in one afternoon.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2008, 11:48:05 AM »

I hate cats.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2008, 12:13:55 AM »

My friend got a mouse tonight! His name is Tot.

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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2008, 12:22:58 AM »

And almost immediately you fit him for cardboard tubes.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2008, 12:27:05 AM »

Nahh, he came with the tubes. She got him from a neighbor, and he loves the things. He spends most of his time in them, chewing on them, or moving them.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2008, 12:29:08 AM »

I used to have a pet snake, and the feed mice I got for him to eat always came in little boxes with pictures of cute cartoon mice saying "Somebody loves me!" and "I have a new home!"

Poor bastards.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2008, 12:35:53 AM »

That may be the most :sadpanda: I have ever heard in my entire life.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2008, 03:08:59 AM »

It'd be easier, and more accurate, if they said "STIMULUS!  HORRIBLE STIMULUS!  KILL ME NOW!"
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