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Author Topic: Worst Pets Ever  (Read 34802 times)

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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #440 on: October 22, 2013, 06:53:43 AM »



We bought our cats a new scratchpad a while ago but Ernie still hasn't quite figured it out.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #441 on: October 30, 2013, 11:36:34 AM »



I got a new spider today! This one is an Orange Baboon Tarantula. Any suggestions for a name?
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #442 on: October 30, 2013, 11:48:05 AM »

air bud captain kavok
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #443 on: October 30, 2013, 11:53:28 AM »

It will actually grow up to be a nice bright orange color, so Air Bud would be a pretty good name for it.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #444 on: October 30, 2013, 11:57:03 AM »

monitor it closely for any signs of uncanny sports abilities
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #445 on: October 30, 2013, 01:17:26 PM »

Spider Hitler
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #446 on: October 31, 2013, 06:46:45 AM »

So Monday, I was at my Dad's house and broke up a fight between one of his cats and a neighbor cat that was in the back yard.  Then yesterday, my Dad's other cat insists I follow it to the next door neighbor's window, where the first cat is already sitting.  Three chihuahuas are barking out the window at the cats, and the cats just look at me expectantly as if I'm their backup against all the other neighborhood pets now.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #447 on: October 31, 2013, 03:45:22 PM »

So how large was the vet bill for those chihuahuas you beat up? Rough estimate?
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #448 on: November 01, 2013, 03:09:07 AM »

I'm more of their bouncer than their thug.  I only stop their fights.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #449 on: November 02, 2013, 04:59:44 AM »

Catte




I need to stop being lazy and get the rest of my pictures.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #450 on: November 02, 2013, 03:45:03 PM »

What a monolith.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #451 on: November 20, 2013, 07:04:29 PM »

I'm concerned I'm training my bird to act like it's special needs. When I opened my door after coming home from work today, it was hanging upside down and bobbing its head. While still upside down, it turned to look into my eyes and say what I'm PRETTY sure was...

"Bird."

It then clicked like a keyboard and went about its day. I can get it to click like my keyboard all the time, but I can't get him to say "bird" again.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #452 on: November 20, 2013, 11:31:35 PM »

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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #453 on: January 08, 2014, 01:24:08 AM »

I present to you all.

The Kitty

The Kitty
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #454 on: January 08, 2014, 05:25:41 AM »

What's up with that weird carpet you have inside? It looks like grass.
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #455 on: January 08, 2014, 06:23:25 AM »

cat has learned that it can push things off shelves and they turn into TOYS

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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #456 on: January 08, 2014, 10:09:53 AM »

at least it hasn't learned how to take things out of your drawers and turn your underwear into TOYS

oh you left your underwear drawer open a tiny crack

ok, i will open it and remove half your underwear and play with it and then lay in the underwear drawer you don't mind right
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #457 on: January 08, 2014, 10:17:15 AM »

I SAID I WAS SORRY JEEZ
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Re: Worst Pets Ever
« Reply #458 on: January 08, 2014, 12:35:05 PM »

AT LEAST THE CAT DOESN'T POOP IN THERE
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