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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #120 on: January 24, 2009, 11:34:56 PM »

... I clicked the link for this thread, stepped out of the room for a moment, and a frickin' raptor was staring back at me. Fuck you.
hahahaha
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #121 on: January 25, 2009, 12:47:26 AM »









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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #122 on: January 25, 2009, 07:14:29 AM »

"You fools! Attack helicopters are the natural predator of land armour!"
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #123 on: January 25, 2009, 10:23:25 AM »



I cannot stop laughing at this.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #124 on: January 25, 2009, 12:00:26 PM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #125 on: January 25, 2009, 12:09:49 PM »

Is it blind, robotic or possessed?
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #126 on: January 25, 2009, 12:37:17 PM »

All of the above?
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #127 on: January 25, 2009, 01:22:35 PM »

Must be blind because jesus is its face scary.  Well the eyes are scary.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #128 on: January 25, 2009, 01:35:12 PM »

I got the feeling it was one of those dog training shows, that they'd finally broken Rex of his uncontrollable animalistic impulse to devour any succulent cupcakes that are invitingly presented to him on a silver platter. He's desperately trying to avoid eye contact with the delights, lest he have to endure another round of disciplinary shock-collar treatment.

I mean, I realize it's awful to laugh at that, but the fact that it looks like everyone's having a grand old time watching the pooch's haunting gaze is just all kinds of comedy.
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« Reply #129 on: January 25, 2009, 01:42:39 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMwOcvxjFXk

On the money concerning the frozen disposition, but the wild stare?

:mystery: A mystery!
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« Reply #130 on: January 25, 2009, 01:44:53 PM »

That's the usual expression of a wild animal that's barely restrained from tearing something apart.

Try it yourself!  Stand inches away from the end of a Rottweiler's leash and make eye contact!  Worst case scenario, blah blah blah drug money blah.

(Note that this means that the dog is silently threatening the cupcakes with death.  No, seriously.)
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #131 on: January 25, 2009, 01:45:12 PM »

Oh my FUCK, I ABHOR that woman.  I also hate that other bastard dog moron, Caesar or whatever.  He is a shit.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #132 on: January 25, 2009, 01:46:50 PM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #133 on: January 25, 2009, 01:48:16 PM »

The dog's stare is its detatchment as visions of the humans with their throats torn out flash through his head, followed by a fantasy of him frolicking around throwing the cupcakes in the air and swallowing them as they fall, possibly rolling on one.

I hope these people have the dog because they're sterile, for the record.

EDIT: Wow, great minds think alike!

For the record, "It's me or the dog" isn't even a decision.  Most of the time it's a simple indication your partner is enough of a controlling asshole to be dumped.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #134 on: January 25, 2009, 02:12:07 PM »

On the other hand, if you're honestly putting your dog above a human relationship...
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #135 on: January 25, 2009, 02:18:19 PM »

I've seen a lot of human relationships that weren't as rewarding as a dog.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #136 on: January 25, 2009, 02:19:50 PM »

dogs are kind of sons of bitches a lot of the time

my dog would stay away for exactly three seconds, then forget everything and go 'ooh, cupcake'. She's like that guy in Memento. Teddy.

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #137 on: January 25, 2009, 02:21:25 PM »

Leonard.  Teddy was his friend.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #138 on: January 25, 2009, 02:23:41 PM »

i know that is the joke romo

it wasn't a very good joke but you didn't have to kill it

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #139 on: January 25, 2009, 02:27:42 PM »

I JUST WANTED TO PET IT
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