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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #240 on: March 16, 2009, 12:05:06 PM »

No, they pooped in outhouses.

They did their laundry in the rivers. That's an important distinction.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #241 on: March 16, 2009, 01:32:26 PM »

And they drank from freshwater wells, after making sure to boil the fuck out of it first just in case.

Anyway, it really seems to me that Franklin is totally coming on to :attn:

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #242 on: March 16, 2009, 05:12:04 PM »







...I think I have a new fetish!
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #243 on: March 16, 2009, 05:59:17 PM »

Newsflash: Japan's already been there, done that.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #244 on: March 19, 2009, 06:23:26 PM »

I found this image a long time ago and it just looks so sad... :(

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #245 on: March 19, 2009, 06:40:06 PM »

Somebody actually built a Dreadnought out of couch cushions?
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #246 on: March 19, 2009, 06:47:34 PM »

Looks like car headrests (minus covering) to me.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #247 on: March 20, 2009, 06:49:51 PM »



Bangkok, Oriental Setting
But the city don't know what the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies, doesn't seem a minute
since the Tyrolean spa had the chess boards in it
All changed, don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland, or the Philippines, or Hastings
Or....or this place!

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but their pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky, then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother
(It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
not looking at the city)
Whattaya mean?!
You've seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town

Tea, girls, warm and sweet, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Get tied, you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks ABOVE the waistline, sunshine!

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a muddy old river
or reclining Buddha
but Thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it
I don't see you guys raging
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens WE use would not excite you.
So, you better go back to your bars, your temples...
your "massage parlors"...

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but their pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #248 on: March 21, 2009, 08:49:21 AM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #249 on: March 21, 2009, 12:21:20 PM »

Bal wins.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #250 on: March 23, 2009, 10:23:34 AM »



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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #251 on: March 23, 2009, 11:10:47 AM »

Retails for 29.99 at the Silver Snail.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #252 on: March 23, 2009, 11:44:47 AM »

Package and all..
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #253 on: March 23, 2009, 03:13:23 PM »

what's special about the packaging? looks like a normal blister-pack to me.





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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #254 on: March 23, 2009, 03:53:18 PM »

He's having a "doing foppish things with whatever glass object is in your hand" contest with Drac over there.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #255 on: March 23, 2009, 03:55:23 PM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #256 on: March 23, 2009, 05:39:08 PM »

It's going to kill me, isn't it?
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #257 on: March 23, 2009, 06:05:41 PM »

It might rock your cock off.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #258 on: March 25, 2009, 06:25:20 PM »



A second one!  :wuv:
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #259 on: April 02, 2009, 05:00:10 PM »

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