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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #80 on: August 10, 2008, 10:01:51 PM »

While I don't smoke regularly, nor do i enjoy the concept of sneaking around in a black hoodie, plaid pants and a russian-style black army cap, 

Well, you see tonight there were these three girls from the married quarters on base which were going around hitting windows in the night and laughing/screaming in an obnoxious fashion in the wee hours of the night...

Being the shadow that appears right behind them as they wake my section mates up with their window-banging the dark shadow which lights a cigarette, takes a puff for a pause to enjoy their shock, then screams in their faces causing them, for a split second, to remember this thing called true fear as they scream towards home..

It made me giddy.   ::D:

Being bad rocks.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #81 on: August 12, 2008, 12:14:05 AM »

Indiscriminant friend request accepting on Facebook has led me to receive messages like this one:

Subject: its tonite!

Body:
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go to republic [a club in the Chicagoland area] ! u wont regret it hawt ass night~!

call me for info or qustions!
[PHONE NUMBER!!!]

PASSWORD =CHILL

The obnoxious son of a bitch has been sending me four or five of these for every party he "hosts" and each is further from prescriptive written English. It hurts...
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #82 on: August 12, 2008, 12:15:10 AM »

each is farther from prescriptive written English.

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #83 on: August 12, 2008, 12:17:00 AM »

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #84 on: August 12, 2008, 07:56:21 AM »

Apparently Mark Hamil does a few voices on Metalocalypse.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #85 on: August 16, 2008, 11:21:39 PM »

Tim Curry actually had a chance to play the original Frankenstein.  And it just occurred to me that the guy's name is Frank-and-Stein.  Making a pun out of it was kind of redundant.

Oh well!
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2008, 02:52:03 PM »

School starts tomorrow.

This isn't actually something I learned today so much as something I forgot about which then slowly dawned on me as I wondered why the Safeway was so fucking crowded.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #87 on: August 25, 2008, 10:18:50 AM »

How to turn pain into pleasure.

Happened at the gym, while gettin' huge. :HUGE:

Now my reps flow more seamlessly, which was the barrier to reaching The Next Level of my training or something something.

I figured this one out last night.

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #88 on: August 25, 2008, 10:38:16 AM »

That's easily the creepiest post I've ever made, but it holds true.

HURT ME MORE, AB CRUNCH MACHINE

I SEE YOU LIKE PLAYING CASTLEVANIA
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #89 on: August 25, 2008, 11:16:36 AM »

The thing that freaks me out the most about Garfield is that Jon's entire house is dominated by an enormous chest-high table.

Also that the color of everything in his house is likely to change every day.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #90 on: August 25, 2008, 11:54:12 AM »

they live in Castlevania, a creature of chaos
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #91 on: October 06, 2008, 08:16:14 PM »

I top the second most frequent poster by over a thousand posts.


...


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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #92 on: October 06, 2008, 08:28:39 PM »

I top the second most frequent poster by over a thousand posts.

Also, Thad and Kazz have an equal number of posts at this moment.  It's like some sort of cosmic balance.

:thad::proceed::kazz:
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #93 on: October 07, 2008, 11:06:44 AM »

Also, Thad and Kazz have an equal number of posts at this moment.  It's like some sort of cosmic stalemate.

:thad::angry::kazz:

But who's the Juggernaut, and who's the bitch?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #94 on: October 07, 2008, 12:14:27 PM »

Whoever wins, we lose.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #95 on: October 07, 2008, 06:57:12 PM »

In France, they make snail caviar.  So I learned that when snails have sex, since they are hermaphrodites, they BOTH lay eggs.  And there is some place outside Paris that has a snail farm where 40,000 snails are just constantly having sex to make snail caviar.  And 1 kilo is $1500.  Truly bizarre.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #96 on: October 07, 2008, 07:27:13 PM »

I learned that there's a hole in my inner ear that can cause severe fucking debilitating pain if I don't have someone around to insert drops into my ear in a certain way.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #97 on: October 07, 2008, 07:37:10 PM »

Someone else has to do it?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #98 on: October 07, 2008, 07:51:49 PM »

There's a hole in my ear which causes soemthing something oh god pain crying fuck someone help fuck can't stand floor fuck.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #99 on: October 07, 2008, 07:58:16 PM »

There's a hole in my ear
Dear Liza, dear Liza.
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