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Author Topic: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX  (Read 9435 times)

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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #100 on: September 29, 2008, 03:33:33 PM »

Kayoomers is gonna be SO SAD >:(
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #101 on: September 29, 2008, 04:34:40 PM »

Apologies to everyone, I fucked away the recording, and saved after I named him, so this is the best I can do.


Presenting Captain Adelbert Gronku, of the Alexandria Pluto Knights!  It should be stated that Alexandria is a total matriarchy, so much that there is a separate order of knights exclusively for men.  This order of knights being nine in number, including the Captain.  Also, these other eight knights are the biggest screwups imaginable.  Gronku calls a muster immediately to find the princess, and only two of them show up.  And these are the two who Goku and Blank beat up for armor. 

Classy.

They need some serious lessons in military bearing.

Gronku searches the entire accessible castle, and the princess is nowhere to be found!

Ha ha ha.  Fat Fatty McFatterson can't handle a jog up several stories of castle tower.

We're sorry, Gronku.  Your princess is in another tower.

Huh.  She's smiling.  She was morose just a few minutes ago.

HOLY SHIT!  SHE JUMPED!

...Garnet did it better than Yuna.

...Is it just me or does Gronku REALLY remind you of Heavy?

Well, this certainly cheered her up.  Can't call her Princess Sadface anymore.  Goku bravely chases after her, and they both land on top of the orchestra pit.

...TELL me he doesn't remind you of Heavy.  Steiner gives chase, taking a cue from the other two!

...Uh...you're goin' the wrong way.  Unless there's a Sandvich over there.  I think that I should hunt down the Namingway card so I can rename him to Heavy.

SWORDVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Ouchu.
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #102 on: September 29, 2008, 05:28:41 PM »

God damn it, Lyrai. We could have called him Heavy.

This is all your fault.
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #103 on: September 29, 2008, 05:31:10 PM »

Team Fortress 2 humor is fast approaching the Portal threshold. Where something funny or clever begins to incite rage due to people thinking it needs to be in everything, everywhere, ever.
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #104 on: October 01, 2008, 03:10:14 PM »

Okay, kids.  I realize that the way I want to go about this is TOO FUCKING MUCH WORK.  I also realize that I want to actually play through this game myself.  Plus you guys suck at naming characters.

Sadly, this thread is over, but I HIGHLY suggest you guys procure a copy of FF9 by any means necessary, because it's very enjoyable!
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #105 on: October 01, 2008, 03:28:17 PM »

And so it ends like all other pyoko projects.
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #106 on: October 01, 2008, 03:36:15 PM »

Except that I am picking up the torch this winter break! Look forward to it!
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #107 on: October 01, 2008, 05:03:25 PM »

My thing with FF9 is that the characters are expressive and interesting to look at, rather than the flappy face talking vapid boring FF10 people.
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #108 on: October 01, 2008, 05:33:17 PM »

Plus you guys suck at naming characters

Lyrai. Lyrai. Lyrai.

Although I was hoping we could name one of the next characters Gackt.
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #109 on: October 01, 2008, 06:00:07 PM »

Plus you guys suck at naming characters

Lyrai. Lyrai. Lyrai.

Although I was hoping we could name one of the next characters Gackt.

Yeees?
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #110 on: October 01, 2008, 06:02:00 PM »

Lyrai is sort of a dumb name.

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What?  Oh.  Oh right, that.
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #111 on: October 01, 2008, 09:50:23 PM »

..."Brentai" is my fault.  But I take no credit or blame for anything else.
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #112 on: October 02, 2008, 11:40:41 PM »

I keep reading this as "Let's Play Final Fantasy XI" and then thinking, "Let's not."
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #113 on: October 04, 2008, 06:22:18 AM »

I kept mistaking that thread for this one and being confused about Kraken Clubs.
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #114 on: October 04, 2008, 12:42:40 PM »

Team Fortress 2 humor is fast approaching the Portal threshold. Where something funny or clever begins to incite rage due to people thinking it needs to be in everything, everywhere, ever.

I guess this would be a bad time to mention I have a Black Orc named Compainion Cube.
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #115 on: October 04, 2008, 01:22:42 PM »

Team Fortress 2 humor is fast approaching the Portal threshold. Where something funny or clever begins to incite rage due to people thinking it needs to be in everything, everywhere, ever.

I guess this would be a bad time to mention I have a Black Orc named Compainion Cube.
Yes it would. I hate you forever.

No seriously though. The other day there were two redneck teenagers at the Uhaul store screaming TF2 quotes at each other.

It's a FUN GAME. So is Portal. It's a rarity in this day and age to have such wonderful games. But people, please. Quoting it 24/7 is not a substitute for actual humor!

PORTAL HUMOR RAPED MY DOG


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This thread was about FF9, right? I'm one of the few people who enjoyed that card game. Mostly because I'd savereload until I got power cards early on and basically rape everyone else up the ass.
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #116 on: October 04, 2008, 01:34:24 PM »

While telling them to cry some more, right?
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #117 on: October 04, 2008, 01:35:17 PM »

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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #118 on: October 04, 2008, 01:51:44 PM »

Well, realize that for the most part, the card game in FF9 was completely god damned random. It never told you in any useful detail how to win, so getting cards that are incredibly high level was the only reliable way to win.

And even then, sometimes the bits and bytes would randomly go "Nope, you lose this one"
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Re: Let's Play Final Fantasy IX
« Reply #119 on: October 05, 2008, 03:58:43 PM »

Truthfully, the way I've seen it is to use cards with fewer arrows, because more arrows = more chances for your ass to get comboed.
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