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The new obituary thread
« on: February 27, 2008, 04:42:03 PM »

Buckley

Kinda miss him already. In spite of it all, he really was hard to dislike, especially later than life.

In my case, it was the National Review cruise that really warmed me to the old bastid.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2008, 06:39:29 PM »

I'm rather upset that Death has cheated me of my vengeance yet again.

Also that the cause of death was NOT autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2008, 09:46:30 PM »

Corrupt Arizona governor Evan Mecham.

I was just talking about him.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2008, 10:20:28 PM »

...you people elected him entirely based on his near-perfect resemblance to Alfred E. Neuman, didn't you?
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2008, 10:37:38 PM »

..."You people"?  He was elected when I was FOUR YEARS OLD.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2008, 10:38:24 PM »

So was the rest of the state, apparently.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2008, 10:44:21 PM »

I actually remember my preschool teachers, that year, joking between each other that they should change the "You'll go down in history! (Like George Washington!)" lyric at the end of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer to "Like Ev Mecham!"
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2008, 11:19:04 PM »

You remember that from preschool?  That's some Adrian Monk shit right there.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2008, 11:31:32 PM »

IT IS MY BLESSING

IT IS MY CURSE
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2008, 11:35:40 PM »

I have all sorts of weird episodic memories from my young life. I'm certain my first memory is from my third birthday, and in it, I speak in Spanish briefly to someone.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2008, 08:56:14 PM »

It's time...leaving the Internet forever. It was fun hanging out with you guys.
Keep a watch out for news regarding the West Coast, boats, and explosives. That'll be me.
Hi NSA.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2008, 09:05:39 PM »

Do you have the ninja boots?
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2008, 10:46:43 PM »

buh wha DON'T DO WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING OF YOU MADMAN

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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2008, 11:12:19 PM »

He's doing it to the West Coast, it'll be fine.

...oh wait  :fuckoff:
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2008, 11:15:45 PM »

Isn't there anything we can do? Get his IP, call -anyone- on his head to keep him from doing something retarded?

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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2008, 11:21:32 PM »

Uh... are you serious?
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2008, 11:25:49 PM »

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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2008, 12:30:48 AM »

Uh... are you serious?

Just last week he released a flash game that was basically a sketchbook of unfinished projects. Now he erases all his posts and gives farewells. Yeah, I'd say I'm serious.

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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2008, 01:34:58 AM »

I'm pretty sure this isn't that serious.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2008, 04:49:00 AM »

Honestly, guys. This is the friggin' internets. Try to keep a healthy skepticism about claims like that.

On the off (.2%) chance that someone making a claim like that was telling the truth, what the hell are we supposed to do, considering we have zero personal information anyway?

And that's about all the typing that that drama's worth.

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