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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #120 on: January 28, 2009, 04:49:43 PM »

Huh, this is the second day in a row that WayForward Technologies has come up.  Is it a sign?  Should I finally pursue my dream of humping Jake Kaufman's leg?

Jake Kaufman makes regular appearances at MAGFest.  Jus' sayin'.
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #121 on: March 17, 2009, 03:02:47 PM »

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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #122 on: March 19, 2009, 05:15:27 PM »

Don't get me wrong, I like the Wind Wanker, but wouldn't this be annoying?
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #123 on: April 20, 2009, 05:38:09 PM »

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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #124 on: April 20, 2009, 07:05:05 PM »

Nintendo C & D in three...

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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #125 on: April 20, 2009, 09:43:44 PM »

Link's Awakening Koholint Island in 3D

Never realized just how closely-hewn to the Link to the Past map that little place was.
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #126 on: June 04, 2009, 10:29:51 PM »

First artwork released for new Wii Zelda.  Master Sword-Girl confirmed as annoying talking companion.
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #127 on: June 04, 2009, 10:31:43 PM »

It just looks like a Wind Waker style Great Fairy, she could be anything.

(not as hot as Midna though)
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #128 on: June 04, 2009, 10:32:55 PM »

It just looks like a Wind Waker style Great Fairy, she could be anything.

(not as hot as Midna though)

If she's not the sword, where is the sword?
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #129 on: June 04, 2009, 10:33:08 PM »

It's the Queen of Fairies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_hdTMM9qaU

She bought some nice jewelry for herself.

And considering her only role in WW was related to the bow...
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #130 on: June 04, 2009, 10:52:03 PM »

Interesting to note that Link is holding the shield in his left arm, implying he will be right-handed in this game.  Makes sense, considering he was a righty in Wii Twilight Princess, and there's no Gamecube version this time.
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #131 on: June 04, 2009, 11:43:42 PM »

Link's more noteworthy than Great/Queen fairy there.  He's identical to his Twilight Princess appearance.
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #132 on: June 05, 2009, 01:38:45 AM »

I thought this was going to be a Steampunk Zelda with a guy who thinks he's Link but isn't
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #133 on: June 05, 2009, 02:03:19 AM »

I thought this was going to be a Steampunk Zelda with a guy who thinks he's Link but isn't

my favorite thing about the internet is how fan ideas made up entirely on the spot just because someone thought it was cool become popular enough to grapevine into "THIS IS WHAT IS ACTUALLY BEING MADE"

It's happened to specifically Nintendo a lot
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #134 on: June 05, 2009, 02:04:44 AM »

well I knew that wasn't true

but anyway i just remembered the steampunk zelda was already revealed, and it has toon link, so it's better
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #135 on: June 05, 2009, 02:06:08 AM »

well I knew that wasn't true

but anyway i just remembered the steampunk zelda was already revealed, and it has toon link, so it's better

...jesus christ you're right

that's hilarious
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #136 on: June 06, 2009, 09:01:45 PM »

I thought the boat in Phantom Hourglass skipped steam power and went straight to internal combustion.
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #137 on: June 07, 2009, 06:47:34 AM »

Spirit Tracks. It has a train.
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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #138 on: November 04, 2009, 07:51:54 AM »

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Re: Zelda Sucks
« Reply #139 on: November 04, 2009, 10:58:00 AM »

First4Figures' stuff has definitely been improving from the shit they started out with.
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