Topic: Zelda Blows (Read 35904 times)

A² · « **Reply #100 on:** November 04, 2008, 12:02:46 AM »

Arc just what is that Thread Icon from.

Guild · « **Reply #101 on:** November 04, 2008, 12:16:11 AM »

Clearly it's Zelda with the family jewels on her forhead.

Dooly · « **Reply #102 on:** November 04, 2008, 09:33:44 PM »

Quote from: Party Time Fou-lu on November 04, 2008, 12:02:46 AM

Arc just what is that Thread Icon from.

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Zelda Sucks

I'd imagine it's Zelda... sucking... uh, something...

Brentai · « **Reply #103 on:** November 04, 2008, 09:45:09 PM »

A delicious chili dog.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #104 on:** November 04, 2008, 09:48:52 PM »

Hylian slang for Dodongo Dong.

A² · « **Reply #105 on:** November 04, 2008, 09:49:39 PM »

Actually, Alex found it. There's no sucking going on, just standard fucking.

Alex · « **Reply #106 on:** November 04, 2008, 09:52:08 PM »

It turns out that we'd been misled this whole time!

Also, nsfw so I made it a link instead! Good for me!

Defenestration · « **Reply #107 on:** November 04, 2008, 09:52:40 PM »

Still, artful image editing.

Spram · « **Reply #108 on:** January 27, 2009, 06:24:38 PM »

playing this horrible and unfun Zelda 2 arcadey game and watching how link has to (SPOILER)turn on torches to open a door made me realize that a new Zelda game doesn't need new ideas, they just need to get rid of some old over-used ones. LIST:

The next Zelda game should not have:

01. Puzzle where you must light a torch to open a door.
02. Secret Found jingle every time you do anything.
03. Keys in Dungeons*
04. Treasure chests**. Ok, maybe one or two, but every item doesn't have to be in one.
05. Bosses that are weak to the item you found in the dungeon.
06. Slingshots, it's just a shitty bow and arrow.
07. Pressure Buttons
08. Hyrule Fields
09. Dungeons that are disconected from the rest of the world.
10. Elemental Dungeons.
11. All Dungeons.
12. Pretending to have a story, instead of shit story I rather just start outside the sword guy's cave.
13. Coming of age story
14. Zelda not playing an active role.
15. Pushing Blocks
16. Heart Pieces (give me the full thing)
17. Secret caves with worthless shit in it.
18. The Master Sword.
19. Half-assed attempts at continuity.
20. Ugly Villagers
21. Map and COmpass for every dungeon (if there are any)

*First three dungeons in Ocarina managed to have no keys
** First two Zeldas had no Treasure Chests

I would actually like to see these things come back:

1. Burning Trees
2. The Ladder
3. Roc's Feather

Also, there's a arcadey sidescrolling Zelda here just in case you scroll past my nerd list: http://www.indiegames.com/blog/2009/01/freeware_game_pick_the_legend.html

http://www.indiegames.com/blog/2009/01/freeware_game_pick_the_legend.html

http://www.indiegames.com/blog/2009/01/freeware_game_pick_the_legend.html
http://www.indiegames.com/blog/2009/01/freeware_game_pick_the_legend.html

FREE GAME

Brentai · « **Reply #109 on:** January 27, 2009, 07:52:16 PM »

That guy honestly seems skilled enough that he doesn't have to resort to transparent plagiarism.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #110 on:** January 27, 2009, 07:56:41 PM »

I loved Roc's feather. It was my favorite.

LaserBeing · « **Reply #111 on:** January 27, 2009, 08:13:40 PM »

Quote from: INVINCIBLE COCK on January 27, 2009, 07:52:16 PM

That guy honestly seems skilled enough that he doesn't have to resort to transparent plagiarism.

That's a pretty unfair assessment of a free piece of fanart he made in his spare time out of affection for the series and to take his mind off the stress of the actual project he's working on.

Brentai · « **Reply #112 on:** January 27, 2009, 09:06:24 PM »

But it's not fanart.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #113 on:** January 27, 2009, 09:21:03 PM »

it's art and made by a fan

and it wouldn't be a tenth as popular if it didn't have the zelda theme

Brentai · « **Reply #114 on:** January 27, 2009, 09:23:17 PM »

A fan of what though?

Niku · « **Reply #115 on:** January 27, 2009, 10:30:13 PM »

I kind of enjoyed it until I got stuck underwater forever somehow.

Arc · « **Reply #116 on:** January 27, 2009, 11:04:31 PM »

Quote from: Zaratustra on January 27, 2009, 09:21:03 PM

and it wouldn't be a tenth as popular if it didn't have the zelda theme

Precisely. It works as a sly introduction to his other works, which in my eyes present a bit of a prodigy. They animate equal to that of Paul Robertson's works.

Quote from: Joakim Sandberg

My name is Joakim Sandberg, I am 22 years old and I dream of making games, plus I do make games.

Games I've done work for include:

American Dragon - GBA
X-Men 3: The Official Game - GBA
Justice League Heroes: The Flash - GBA
Contra IV - NDS

I'd murder one thousand baby robots to have a focus such as his.

Quote from: Joakim Sandberg

There's more but I can't remember!

M-maybe he's just trying to act cool?

The website's minimal, super tiny text styling alludes to such.

Or he doesn't want to admit to other projects.

But he admitted to The Flash & X-Men 3, so...

Brentai · « **Reply #117 on:** January 27, 2009, 11:19:48 PM »

Huh, this is the second day in a row that WayForward Technologies has come up. Is it a sign? Should I finally pursue my dream of humping Jake Kaufman's leg?

Anyway, I suspect you could throw a handful of darts at that list and have a pretty good idea what he's leaving out.

patito · « **Reply #118 on:** January 28, 2009, 02:39:43 AM »

Man, how did those guys managed to get away with Contra IV and Shantae.

Brentai · « **Reply #119 on:** January 28, 2009, 10:59:08 AM »

Not very well.

PS now that I played that LoP game I realize it was an obvious parody. For some reason in the Youtoob it just looked like a straight knockoff.

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