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Author Topic: Clutch Merriment Fest '08  (Read 7272 times)

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Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« on: November 10, 2008, 04:31:20 PM »

ATTENTION PYOKO/WFE
IT'S X-MAS CARDIN' TIME


The time is once again upon us when I go out of my way to the $0.99 Only* and buy cards for the lot of you. The rules are the same as always: PM me a full mailing address** by the deadline and you'll get a card. Simple!

It is an optional (but recommended) step that you also include your original forum name, since I just can't seem to keep track of them anymore. I wouldn't want to send your card to some jackass by mistake just because you changed your name for the lulz.

The amount of effort I put into writing your card is of course directly proportional to how much I like you, but I swear on these forums that everyone who responds will get something. Sign up now!

The deadline is Sunday, November 30.


*I will be in Atlanta this week, so your cards may in fact come from Dollar Tree.
**It should go without saying that your addresses are not my property and will not be sold or used in any way other than to send heartwarming Christmas tidings.
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Brentai

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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2008, 04:52:32 PM »

If I wanted a card from you I could probably go beat it out of you with your own sausage.  If I had any idea where exactly you were located.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2008, 04:56:29 PM »

 :tears: I'm so happy! :tears:
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2008, 06:06:07 PM »

If I wanted a card from you I could probably go beat it out of you with your own sausage.  If I had any idea where exactly you were located.

Orrrr you could PM me and I'll mail you one. It's cheaper than plane fare!

Also :serious:
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2008, 06:18:48 PM »

Er, aren't you in LA?  Or did I hallucinogate that?
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2008, 10:22:24 AM »

wishful thinking, maybe?

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sausage
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2008, 05:23:00 PM »

Er, aren't you in LA?  Or did I hallucinogate that?

Eh, close enough. I'm in the tri-county area.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2008, 05:46:06 PM »

What brings you to Ye Olde ATL? I'll probably be in the area around that time, as well, since the girlfriend's family lives there.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2008, 06:45:30 PM »

I help out with the (other) family business from time to time, and that always involves travel. I'm only here through Thursday, but if you're around we should grab a beer. Travelin' Clutch is a lonesome Clutch.

In cards news, I only have three addresses so far. Those of you that have entered your names, you are contributing to a brighter future. The rest, YOUR PARTICIPATION IS HUMBLY REQUESTED. Let's not make my job too easy here, guys.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2008, 07:47:13 PM »

Cards are the least awesome form of greeting.

you're around we should grab a beer. Travelin' Clutch is a lonesome Clutch.

At Univeristy Classic is a lonesome Classic.

<-- Still can't get over that there's a beer named VICTORY STORM KING.
Or that it's 18 proofs.
Or that his local bar pulls him a pint instead of a flagon.

He is maybe a lightweight.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2008, 08:21:39 PM »

You know, clutch, if we swapped addresses, I could send you an awesome home-made card.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2008, 08:47:29 PM »

You know, clutch, if we swapped addresses, I could send you an awesome home-made card.

You send the best goddamn home-made cards.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2008, 10:32:32 PM »

Cards are the least awesome form of greeting.
Clutch Cards are the exception to the rule.  I should know, I received one five years ago, when I was in A-School in the Navy.  Made my day.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2008, 10:44:34 PM »

Man, even calling them Clutch Cards makes them sound pretty hardcore.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2008, 11:56:59 PM »

Tempted to sign up to see just what Clutch thinks of me

<- Lyrai

Then again, I'm back with my parents, so what he thinks of me may or may not be mother-friendly
 :ohshi~:
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2008, 01:16:14 AM »

Does your mother regularly open your mail for you?
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2008, 07:11:09 AM »

Then again, I'm back with my parents, so what he thinks of me may or may not be mother-friendly
 :ohshi~:

I do not generally curse in my cards. I may have to make an exception for you.  ::D:
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2008, 09:13:02 AM »

Cross-posted from "Status of My Rod":
 ::D: NOW IN AN ATTRACTIVE POPUP BOOK TO MY YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2008, 06:36:56 PM »

ATTRACTIVE POPUP BOOK TO GIRLFRIEND!


"Telling each other stories is not what I had in mind."
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2008, 10:49:52 AM »

WE ARE AT SEVEN CARDS AND HOLDING

What the hell is wrong with you people? I won't even have to buy a second box of cards if more of you don't enter. :sadpanda:

That's it; I'm going to have to UP THE ANTE. One lucky card recipient will be receiving a MYSTERY PRIZE, which will be unveiled on December 1st. What will it be? WHO KNOWS, but either way, you won't be getting it unless you enter by the deadline.

Also, if you don't enter, fuck you.
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