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Author Topic: Clutch Merriment Fest '08  (Read 7824 times)

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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2008, 04:25:49 PM »
Oh, right. Uh, registrations closed... yesterday. I'll get these out shortly.

PREPARE FOR MERRIMENT BARRAGE
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2008, 06:17:48 PM »
Okay, I just finished writing these things. I'll try to send them off tomorrow.

Looking through them again, it's funny to see the progression. I wrote the first two on a day when I was sleepy and a bit depressed, while all the rest were written today when I was feeling pretty good but got drunker the more cards I wrote.  Those of you who got your names in late are in for a treat, I think.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2008, 06:54:18 PM »
 :sadpanda:
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2008, 08:25:54 PM »
That's what I get for being prompt.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #44 on: December 22, 2008, 12:34:00 PM »
Clutchcard Get!

... :wuv: I luv ya too, buddy.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #45 on: December 22, 2008, 05:46:19 PM »
Merry Christmas to you, Clutch! :wheeeee:
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #46 on: December 23, 2008, 10:07:27 AM »
Clutch Card get!

It's adorables.  :nyoro~n: :wuv:
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #47 on: December 23, 2008, 10:17:59 AM »
I got mine too!


...He knows!  :ohshi~:
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #48 on: December 23, 2008, 12:51:58 PM »
Got mine. Ahahahahaha. We should put them all together for a perfect drunken rambling novella.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #49 on: December 23, 2008, 03:01:59 PM »
Oh, Spaco. Yours was maybe the fifth card. You don't even know how drunken and rambling these things got towards the end.

EDIT: But yes, I do heartily endorse this project. That way, you can all see how many jokes I reused, not expecting them to be shared between recipients. :imagination:
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #50 on: December 23, 2008, 09:53:51 PM »
Got mine! That's pretty odd how you met someone that reminded you of me. Oh, but I'm the ex-Air Force guy, not Navy - that's Guild. And McDohl. Thanks, and Merry Christmas!

And Placerville is about halfway between Sacramento and Lake Tahoe, for reference.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2008, 02:43:39 AM »
:lol:
Funny enough, he didn't mention the navy in my ClutchCard.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #52 on: December 24, 2008, 09:06:14 AM »
BECAUSE YOU DIDNT REMIND ME OF ANYONE, DOHL

Rosen: Yes, I was convinced it was you for awhile, but keep in mind that I had never seen a photo of you at that point. I have now, though, and I can assure you that there exists no resemblance whatsoever.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #53 on: December 24, 2008, 03:21:13 PM »
I got a sticker :perfect:
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #54 on: December 28, 2008, 02:37:07 AM »
On the front:

Merry christmas

[illustrations of the song First Day of Christmas]

Inside:

Merry Christmas, Guild! Serious ques-
tion: were we feuding at some point?
Because I feel like I'm supposed to
resent you for some reason, but I
can't remember why. I have a very
poor memory With all good wishes for and that I'm
on my 4th Christmas and the New Year beer must
not be helping. Well, just in case we
were fighting, my gift this year is
unconditional surrender. Enjoy!
Merry Christmas!
Clutch

Well Clutch, you are correct. We were feuding over who had the bigger dong. Thanks for surrendering. Now I can focus my attention on Thad Friday Brentai Kazz ...goddamnit, I don't even know who I'm feuding with anymore. Fuck you for taking my feuds away. We're officially feuding again.

PS thanks for the awesome card, and merry christmas you sexy beast

still hoping others will post their cards so we can get a stream of consciousness read on drunk clutch
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #55 on: December 28, 2008, 02:41:35 PM »
Still waiting on mine.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #56 on: December 28, 2008, 03:14:39 PM »
I'm assuming mine will be bundled with my WDS.

At least... I hope so. Otherwise, yeah, mine's late too.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #57 on: December 28, 2008, 08:26:00 PM »
Iron Mongrel's card is packaged with his WDS, but Buge's did go out with all the rest. I really hope I applied enough postage to cross the border.  :nyoro~n:
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #58 on: December 28, 2008, 08:34:40 PM »
 :wat:
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #59 on: December 28, 2008, 09:37:56 PM »
Inside:

Happy Generic Holiday/Hanukkah, Spaco!
I hope your 2008 went marvelously; I know mine did, for the most part. My cat Dobson just snuck out and managed to cake himself in filth before I was able to retrieve him, and that is probably the worst thing to happen all year. That is, unless you count the 2-3 months I was stalked by that obese girl, but that really wasn't so terrible.

Hugs & Kisses
& Holiday Wishes,

Clutch
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