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Author Topic: Clutch Merriment Fest '08  (Read 7390 times)

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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #60 on: December 29, 2008, 12:59:40 AM »

POST MORE CARDS PLEASE. These things even make me laugh.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #61 on: December 29, 2008, 01:00:39 AM »

I'll be able to on tuesday.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #62 on: December 29, 2008, 10:41:55 AM »

Clutch Card Get!

You sense Clutch's quiet determination. You feel a faint bond forming between you and Clutch.

Social Link Level Up!
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #63 on: December 29, 2008, 10:36:18 PM »

Clutch is The Aeon D:
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #64 on: December 30, 2008, 03:41:36 AM »

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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #65 on: December 30, 2008, 05:29:27 PM »

Honestly I'd figure him more for Adjustment, if only as a sort of callback to what he's more commonly known for.

That sentence probably won't make a lick of sense unless you're familiar with either Aleister Crowley, the Thoth tarot or anything Grant Morrison has ever written, though.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #66 on: December 31, 2008, 01:45:08 AM »

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Merry Christmas, Roger!
    I always do enjoy addressing your card, as the joy of writing a capital Z is surpassed only by that of a capital Q.  Yes, I do truly enjoy the small things in life.

     I hope 2008 has gone well for you, and that your 2009 is jam-packed with cartoonishly large-breasted, glasses-wearing ladies, who perhaps carry a bit of extra out front.  I immediately regretted writing that.  Hope no one snoops through your mail!

Merry Christmas!
Clutch
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #67 on: December 31, 2008, 08:13:10 AM »

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Merry Christmas, Defenestration!
I, uh, I honestly don't know that much about you yet, and so am coming up short on funny things to say. Cool street name, though.

Anyway, I do sincerely hope you have a very happy holiday and a most righteous of 2009s. </billnted>
Merry Christmas!
Clutch
This is probably the first time I have ever seen an HTML tag written out!
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #68 on: December 31, 2008, 09:47:03 AM »

Clutchgasm obtained!

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Ugh, Zed, my hand is cramping up from all the French it had to write address this card. Now, I took Latin in school, so all those accented letters are lost on me. What the shit is up with that crazy C-with-a-tail in the middle of your name? It looks like when a goldfish can't pinch a turd off and swims around the bowl with with it dangling off. And that's just gross.

Merry Christmas!
Clutch

The cedilla is there so my name is pronounced Franswah instead of Frankwah. It has very little to do with fishes in mid-defecation, but it's good of you to hazard a guess!

Now all I have to figure out is the meaning behind the numbers 1, 3, 6, 9 and 12 that pop out of the "12 days of Christmas"-themed card. (I could do without the leaping lords, but the dancing ladies are a nice touch.)
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #69 on: January 07, 2009, 12:47:35 PM »

I got a clutchcard!

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I keep wanting to pronouce your last name like you're a Spaniard - "boo-hoss" - but I have a sneaking suspicion that that is not correct. Combined with the fact that I can't seem to write in a straight line, your card is just ravaging my self-esteem. What's that all about? Don't be a dick.

Merry Christmas!
Clutch

 :oh: :nyoro~n:
You're pretty on the ball etymologically.
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #70 on: January 14, 2009, 05:13:35 PM »

C H R I S T M A S  C A R D  O B T A I N

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Merry Christmas Kabbage! I'm writing this very slowly because this is my 14th card and my hand is really cramping and I've had 3 or 4 beers. That said, I probably should have addressed all the envelopes first in one stretch because they are getting pretty hard to read. That, or I'm too buzzed to read. Woo!

Merry Christmas,
Clutch

So heartfelt... so very personal!
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #71 on: January 26, 2009, 04:46:49 PM »

Long overdue.

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Merry Christmas, Kayma! The first of these cards I wrote turned out a bit heavy and introspective - ask McDohl about it - so I'm doing all I can to be light and cheerful! Maybe it's just the day I'm writing that is affecting me; who know!

It's been a good year for me: I became a homeowner, managed to ride nearly as many miles by bike as I drove by car, and overcame what I've come to realize was an eating disorder (see thread "Fatty Fatty Fat Fat"). I feel, though, that a lot of this progress has come at the expense of friendships and whatnot, so maybe it's not all great.

You and I should talk sometime - I seem to recall doing that at least once in a time long past.

Clutch
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Re: Clutch Merriment Fest '08
« Reply #72 on: January 29, 2009, 01:02:29 PM »

STILL WAITING.  :negative:
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