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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #200 on: June 28, 2009, 07:37:40 AM »

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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #201 on: June 28, 2009, 08:04:35 AM »

That's a pretty sweet saber too.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #202 on: June 28, 2009, 08:18:10 AM »

Those, when they were first being released, ran for about a hundred bucks.  I have no idea what they cost now, but I find it hilarious that my mother went out and bought one of those things for the express purpose of fucking with my dog.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #203 on: June 28, 2009, 08:19:54 AM »

I think the really nice ones with detachable blades and all machined-metal parts can cost close to $300-$500.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #204 on: June 28, 2009, 09:45:07 AM »

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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #205 on: June 30, 2009, 03:41:50 PM »

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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #206 on: June 30, 2009, 05:38:04 PM »

What the hell are those poles?
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #207 on: June 30, 2009, 05:40:50 PM »

Large trampolines like that sometimes have a net around the perimeter to catch errant children.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #208 on: June 30, 2009, 06:03:52 PM »

Yeah, the nets are for the errant ones.

The poles are to weed out the ones prone to faceplanting into solid objects.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #209 on: June 30, 2009, 06:31:55 PM »

That's retarded.  And queer.  We had a trampoline when I was growing up, and the funnest thing to do was get on with a friend and try to jump such that the other went flying off.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #210 on: June 30, 2009, 06:44:24 PM »

Intentionally creating the threat of serious injury is fun and hilarious!

 ::(:
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #211 on: June 30, 2009, 06:48:00 PM »

Your childhood must have been really, really boring.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #212 on: June 30, 2009, 06:54:07 PM »

That's retarded.  And queer.  We had a trampoline when I was growing up, and the funnest thing to do was get on with a friend and try to jump such that the other went flying off.

I invented a game me and the neighborhood kids called "Tripper" and the premise was that one person starts the game laying down and is not allowed to stand up. Everyone else tries to avoid being "tripped," which amounts to anything other than feet touching the black surface, by the "tripper," who is allowed to do anything involving his legs below the knees to trip the rest of the players. Tripped players get off the trampoline, and the last untripped player is the new tripper.

Variants included "SUper Tripper" in which tripped players become trippers themselves until it's just two people fighting off a hoard of flailing legs and flying bodies, and The Animal, in which the tripper has player-imposed limitations, such as "stay on your back" or "close your eyes."

I never let on that I'd invented the game so I could flop around on the cute neighbor girl :winknudge:

Needless to say, we all got many injuries during those summers.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #213 on: June 30, 2009, 07:02:51 PM »

Intentionally creating the threat of serious injury is fun and hilarious!

 ::(:

It's even funner once you get a second trampoline involved.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #214 on: June 30, 2009, 07:12:20 PM »

Your childhood must have been really, really boring.

I was a docile kid that avoided things that I knew to be pretty bad ideas and get me into serious trouble.

Like launching people off trampolines.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #215 on: June 30, 2009, 09:07:33 PM »

Wow, you were boring. Half the fun of growing up is not dying.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #216 on: June 30, 2009, 09:12:24 PM »

INTENTIONALLY DO STUPID THINGS
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GIVE AN ABUSIVE PARENTS MORE EXCUSES TO GET THE BELT

No thanks.
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #217 on: June 30, 2009, 09:14:54 PM »

       TOUGHEN UP
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  TAKE THE BELT AWAY
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #218 on: June 30, 2009, 09:22:41 PM »

7 YEAR OLD VS. 39 YEAR OLD BODYBUILDER

DAVID VS. GOLIATH FIGHT OF THE CENTURY
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Re: The DAWWWWW thread
« Reply #219 on: June 30, 2009, 10:20:59 PM »

Grow up and get it done, son.
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