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Author Topic: Unusual Daily Life Occurrences  (Read 934 times)

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Unusual Daily Life Occurrences
« on: November 28, 2008, 07:05:04 AM »

 So I was at the doctor for an ultrasound scan (turns out I'm having a baby inflamed appendix) and, as I'm leaving, I notice there's a condom at the ultrasound console. What does that mean? Did the nurse want to have sex with me? Did the doctor want to have sex with me? Did the nurse want to have sex with the doctor after I left, all smearing the probe jelly and seeing what it looks like when it's in there? should I ask yahoo answers

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Re: Unusual Daily Life Occurrences
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2008, 07:15:25 AM »

"Q: Hi, why was there a condom, etc"

"A: You're in Brasil"
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Re: Unusual Daily Life Occurrences
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2008, 08:43:09 AM »

Still wrapped, correct?

:mahboi: Used condoms go under the pillow for the condom fairy.
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Re: Unusual Daily Life Occurrences
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2008, 09:22:35 AM »

Well of course. An used condom atop hospital equipment is the sort of thing you don't just make a post on an internet forum about.

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Re: Unusual Daily Life Occurrences
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2008, 10:28:03 AM »

also I make a motion for this topic to have a Mr. Bean icon

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Re: Unusual Daily Life Occurrences
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2008, 11:27:46 AM »

 
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