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Author Topic: Real World Posting Guidelines  (Read 5878 times)

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Bongo Bill

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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2008, 07:47:40 AM »

I've stopped using analogies because they're never right.
So, analogies are like cars with broken steering columns....
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...but is it art?

Guild

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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2009, 11:25:13 PM »

BEST USED SPARINGLY:
  • analogies
I'm assuming there was some kind of timer on my ban since me following these rules would be like batman deciding to switch to AK47s.
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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2009, 06:55:48 PM »

Seriously, guys, write links in such a way that people will have some idea what the fuck you're talking about BEFORE clicking on them.
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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2010, 07:19:10 PM »

Man, we just need to revive the "Legalize Marijuana!" thread, and we can totally call this board "Thad's Homobortion Pot and Commie Jizzporium" again.
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Detonator

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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2010, 07:27:21 PM »

No we won't
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2010, 07:29:09 PM »

I didn't say it was a good idea or anything.
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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2010, 07:30:05 PM »

You thought it was
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2010, 07:30:35 PM »

GET OUT OF MY HEAD :rage:
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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2010, 07:33:24 PM »

I'm still up for renaming Lust "Thaddius 'Thunderdick' Boyd's Intra-Species Erotica Boneporium"
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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2010, 07:49:17 PM »

Thad never visits there.
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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2010, 08:52:26 PM »

Only because it doesn't bear his name.  If we truly want to give Thad something to masturbate to, it needs to have his name!

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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2010, 09:15:44 PM »

"Something for Thad to Masturbate To" sounds pretty good to me.

...as a name for the board, fuck you.
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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2010, 09:19:38 PM »

Thadturbation.
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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2010, 09:23:38 PM »

Guild's the master baiter around here though.
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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2010, 09:32:53 PM »

Zed, I am going to strangle you. And it will be totally hot.
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Re: Real World Posting Guidelines
« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2013, 01:55:08 PM »

Seems like the right place to drop my thanks. This place is essentially the Salusa Secundus of political argument. You make lucid arguments peppered with humor, or you die. The rest of the Landsraad internet doesn't know what to do when confronted a force which has faced trial by that kind of snark and sourcedigging fire.

Though 4chan is probably Arrakis in this tormented metaphor. Still, I have ridden the worm of many a content aggregator.

Speaking of, I've played paintball with Cassius a couple times comparatively recently. We were usually the last survivors, and I'm blaming Thad for that somehow.
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