Topic: Actresses You Want to Fuck (Read 24214 times)

Büge · « **Reply #20 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:04:38 PM »

I'm glad I kept my opinion that young Jewel Saite bears a disturbing resemblance to Julianna Rose Mauriello to myself.

I mean, uh

Kashan · « **Reply #21 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:08:10 PM »

Quote from: Büge on December 08, 2008, 09:04:38 PM

I'm glad I kept my opinion that young Jewel Saite bears a disturbing resemblance to Julianna Rose Mauriello to myself.

I mean, uh

I don't see it in her Adult acting career, but I definitely see it on space cases, and mentioned as much earlier on finalfight. I think it's mostly the hair though.

Classic · « **Reply #22 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:11:53 PM »

Quote from: Kashan on December 08, 2008, 09:08:10 PM

Adult acting career

I know what you mean, but I suddenly want to search for "adult" media that she's been in.

Brentai · « **Reply #23 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:31:19 PM »

Quote from: Kazz on December 08, 2008, 08:21:59 PM

Does Inara give off an air of "out of every mortal human's league" or what?

Her personality is essentially Deanna Troi.

Yyyyyyyeah.

Thad · « **Reply #24 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:56:16 PM »

...I once took a Which Firefly Character are You? test and got Kaylee.

Mothra · « **Reply #25 on:** December 09, 2008, 12:12:40 AM »

Quote from: McDohl on December 08, 2008, 06:57:34 PM

Quote from: Kabbage on December 08, 2008, 05:22:36 PM
Could also be the fact that Kaylee is the impossible combination of all the best qualities of a girl, without any girly interests.
What about that one episode where she got all gussied up for that ball and Mal got in a swordfight? Because I don't know about you, but wearing big poofy dresses isn't quite gender neutral.

...

in b4 "speak for yourself"

What about the part where she starts into the party by fucking decimating the h'ordeurves and talking to a gaggle of dudes about aligning hypo-spanners 'n such? Engine talk? Hardly ladylike!

That she can pull of such a comically poofy dress with such... such majesty is yet another Best Quality Of A Girl. Cartalk being about as far away from girly interests like... frigging... like.... moisturizers and shit, as one can get!

Quote from: Kazz on December 08, 2008, 08:21:59 PM

Does Inara give off an air of "out of every mortal human's league" or what?

For me at least, it's the way she seems downright incapable of having fun. I get the feeling a night with Inara is a night of formal, polite, fully-dressed 17th-century aristocrisex.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #26 on:** December 09, 2008, 12:24:57 AM »

Quote from: Thad on December 08, 2008, 09:56:16 PM

...I once took a Which Firefly Character are You? test and got Kaylee.

I think I have an idea of which Firefly girl I'd like to bork now, uh-huuuuuuuuuuh.

Kayma · « **Reply #27 on:** December 09, 2008, 12:30:27 AM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on December 09, 2008, 12:24:57 AM

Quote from: Thad on December 08, 2008, 09:56:16 PM
...I once took a Which Firefly Character are You? test and got Kaylee.

I think I have an idea of which Firefly girl I'd like to bork now, uh-huuuuuuuuuuh.

Must stop clicking things wantonly.

Thad · « **Reply #28 on:** December 09, 2008, 12:46:51 AM »

...anyway. I think my favorite part is that the thread is titled "ACTRESSES you want to fuck" but everybody in the thread is too much of a damn fanboy to actually discuss the actresses. Guys, Morena Baccarin isn't a prostitute in real life. Probably.

Romosome · « **Reply #29 on:** December 09, 2008, 12:48:49 AM »

Someone mistitled the split then. It's not like this is the first time the subject of fictional crushes has come up.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #30 on:** December 09, 2008, 12:52:23 AM »

Speaking of actresses who've played prostitutes: Rosario Dawson. With Gusto.

Rosencrantz · « **Reply #31 on:** December 09, 2008, 12:59:20 AM »

Quote from: Thad on December 09, 2008, 12:46:51 AM

Guys, Morena Baccarin isn't a prostitute in real life. Probably.

What Romo said. I know I made my post about Inara - not Morena Baccarin - before the split.

François · « **Reply #32 on:** December 09, 2008, 01:44:02 AM »

I happen to find Marisa Tomei very attractive.

That was one uncomfortable Seinfeld episode, let me tell you.

Pacobird · « **Reply #33 on:** December 09, 2008, 06:05:54 AM »

I actually had this conversation with my girlfriend the other night. We agreed to split the Gyllenhaals.

Detonator · « **Reply #34 on:** December 09, 2008, 06:21:55 AM »

Quote from: Romosome on December 09, 2008, 12:48:49 AM

Someone mistitled the split then. It's not like this is the first time the subject of fictional crushes has come up.

There seemed to be equal chatter over the actresses and characters. I just decided on Creepy over Pathetic.

Fortinbras · « **Reply #35 on:** December 09, 2008, 06:40:19 AM »

Jack Bauer and Al Bundy's daughter please.

Edit: I'm told these are different women. In this case, both at once. Is this an allowable answer? I can cite precedent.

Superface · « **Reply #36 on:** December 09, 2008, 07:11:46 AM »

Quote

No one on tv is ugly.

I humbly disagree, good Kazzius, and in such spirit I present you this example: click

Also: click

Zaratustra · « **Reply #37 on:** December 09, 2008, 07:20:03 AM »

you're seriously not helping your case, "Superface", if that is your real name.

Superface · « **Reply #38 on:** December 09, 2008, 07:41:17 AM »

See, that's what I'm talking about!

To me she's SO ugly, a goddamned MUTANT, and EVERY other male on the planet seems to think she's smokin' hot!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

Back on topic: Rachel McAdams

Jessica Alba

..just so sweet and adorable. :D

Also seconding Rosario Dawson. Very cool, gorgeous, and with an edge to her personality that rocks.

Mongrel · « **Reply #39 on:** December 09, 2008, 08:11:48 AM »

You guys are all cracked. Why settle for second best?

News:

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