I'm tired of waiting for you nerds to finish this month long debacle at the end of the century, so I've gone back in time to challenge you anew! Whoever wins the New Century Brawl will be remembered as the champion of that dying era.. but it's time for a new era!
I am the Brawl Champion!This is your Brawl. But it's mine now.
Take it from me.
If you dare.The terms of my challenge are simple.
I will be Bowser. You must be Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Peach.
We will fight on Luigi's Mansion. Disable all music except for "Airship Fortress." You do not have to max out the volume on your TV, but I will have the competitive edge from doing so myself.
Mushrooms, Poison Mushrooms, Fire Flowers and Stars are the only items allowed.
Best 2 out of 3.
I'll be gone from December 31st to January 5th and on Christmas Day, so it's in your best interest to fire away immediately.
In the event that one of you curs defeats me, you are the new Brawl Champion and you must accept all reasonable challenges from others.
So what are you waiting for?