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Re: myewspew
« Reply #160 on: October 07, 2012, 06:13:28 PM »

22:10:28 < myew> I failed elementary school civics.
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« Reply #161 on: October 11, 2012, 04:01:21 PM »

[17:00]   <Esperath>   ďNo, you go to the hospital, you get treated, you get care, and itís paid for, either by charity, the government or by the hospital. We donít have people that become ill, who die in their apartment because they donít have insurance.Ē
[17:00]   <TheTsunami>   haha
[17:00]   <myew>   Haha what the line dividing laugh and scream.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #162 on: October 12, 2012, 11:49:16 PM »

[00:47]   <nyao>   what the fuck you too, myew
[00:47]   <myew>   Fuck you myew.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #163 on: October 20, 2012, 10:06:46 PM »

<Romosome> reading smut fanfic prepares you for sex better than being some abstinence-only kid who isn't allowed to know what fellatio is right
<nyao> IT WAS PAIN!
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #164 on: October 22, 2012, 05:42:12 AM »

<myew> Dance is a solution to the kids in my room haha guys what if i can get you.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #165 on: October 22, 2012, 07:43:34 AM »

oh god, what if she can?!
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #166 on: October 28, 2012, 06:25:07 AM »

[07:19]   <Esperath>   myew, open your butthole
[07:20]   <myew>   Esperath: Your name is spanish, but i'm going to sneak up on 'im and stick me finger up his butthole.
[07:20]   <Esperath>   :|
[07:20]   <Esperath>   kanchowned
[07:20]   <myew>   I dunno why, but i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to teach math.

myew kancho master
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #167 on: October 28, 2012, 07:27:30 AM »

Serves you right for teaching math.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #168 on: November 12, 2012, 06:43:34 PM »

<myew> I disabled my youtube comment quality improver to look at the anus.

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Re: myewspew
« Reply #169 on: November 16, 2012, 06:46:21 PM »

<Brentai> "If you really want my opinion, I think the next direction will be toward "hardware virtualization". That's where input and output devices aren't physical things (like actual keyboards, speakers, monitors etc), but are presented through some combination of software and a generic interface. We've already taken large steps in that direction - think about the "virtual keyboard" on most phones...
<Brentai> ...and tablets as an example - but there's plenty more to do. For example, we have laser-projected full-sized keyboards that allow you to type normally into your phone or tablet on any surface without a physical keyboard. Right now those devices are a bit too big to be practical but it's a small step to have them embedded into the phones themselves. There are also smartphones with...
<Brentai> ...projectors built in - theoretically you COULD just remove the touchscreen display entirely and have the entire interface be projected, with cameras to track user movement. We already have camera-based interfaces with stuff like the Kinect, which (as long as you're using an XBox) can actually replace a physical controller or remote control. Stuff like this, as it gets more advanced and...
<Brentai> ...reliable, will probably alter - again - the way we normally interact with our information devices."
<myew> Guys i have a piece of nintendo hardware.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #170 on: November 22, 2012, 12:23:08 AM »

<myew> Experience new intraveinous bij.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #171 on: November 23, 2012, 06:21:21 AM »

<CUI> dark souls on amazon for 15$
<TedBelmont> CUI, Dark Souls is showing $20 for me
<TedBelmont> On Amazon
<CUI> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00917DBUE/ref=dsvrt_review_asin_detail this?
<TedBelmont> Oh
<TedBelmont> GFWLololol
<nyao> it's not that bad, you should.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #172 on: November 28, 2012, 12:20:45 PM »

<Vance> Anyway, this article reads like somebody getting overly offended at somebody's lame attempts at humor. Gunn is obviously erring on the side of insecure masculinity, but it's not even worth getting offended over
<myew> I don't even need to get this to be offended.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #173 on: December 06, 2012, 08:11:00 AM »

Quote
<Tefari> okay smartass compare it to a pistol, its huge
<myew> Its one of the collection professions) and his job is to it.
<Tefari> =p
<Ridley> so is my penis
<Tefari> heyooooo
<Malikial> !!!
<Malikial> I giggled.
<Malikial> But still, I think my revolver is bigger than your cock.
<Malikial> SO YOU A LIER.
<Ridley> It's true my cock is tiny.
<SlimeDroid> We need to compare then
<SlimeDroid> For science
<Ridley> It just sits there in the little cage
<Ridley> sometimes it tries to crow
<Ridley> but it sounds like a chipmunk.
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<beatbandito> I believe that as an apt description of Kayumi's penis
<myew> As it was still hard for my friend, this is an apt description.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #174 on: December 06, 2012, 08:17:01 PM »

<nyao> Haiku Masterwork: No, seriously. Kill them. Kill them all.
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...but is it art?

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Re: myewspew
« Reply #175 on: December 07, 2012, 11:03:48 PM »

-->|   Romosome (~X@cpe-75-82-42-137.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #finalfight
myew   And with that, you just get behind the huge growth in numbers of griffins in the head.
|<--   Romosome has left irc.esper.net (Client Quit)
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #176 on: December 08, 2012, 06:26:38 AM »

<CUI> Pizza Time
<nyao> YOUTUBE: Pizza Time :-D:-D:-D
<CUI> bit nws
<myew> http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/db8e162a25bc998325f10d05245e8888.jpg mildly nws. (this was originally a functional link to a very relevant image)
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #177 on: December 09, 2012, 10:48:23 PM »

[00:40] * krelbel was kicked by Arcturus (fuckez vous, si vous plait.)
[00:40] <@Arcturus> :D
[00:40] <@patito> excellent
[00:40] * krelbel (~krel@btmorris.lifeafterking.org) has joined #finalfight
[00:40] <Vance> Been a while since I saw that happen in here.
[00:40] <Vance> It feels more like home already
[00:40] <krelbel> Sorry if I came off as disingenuous.
[00:40] <@Arcturus> Thanks, patito.
[00:40] <@patito> always a pleasure
[00:40] <Guildenstern> goodnight finalfight
[00:40] <Guildenstern> turn out the goddamn light
[00:40] <Stush> Patito, can you op me so I can kick vance to make him feel happy?
[00:40] <myew> Welcome to finalfight.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #178 on: December 16, 2012, 08:33:56 PM »

<myew> You wa shart.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #179 on: December 30, 2012, 08:58:13 AM »

<nyao> I am become hats
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