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Re: myewspew
« Reply #60 on: January 20, 2012, 12:11:57 PM »

[12:02]   <patito>   myew, surge
[12:02]   <myew>   patito: Surge: 0156 all who see esperath believe him to put this fruity hootytooty in my cart.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #61 on: January 21, 2012, 10:21:53 PM »

[23:01] MarsDragon: myew, what is true happiness?
[23:02] myew: MarsDragon: Happiness is over.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #62 on: February 04, 2012, 10:32:47 PM »

[22:34]   <nyao> but i am vance's erection. i'm always in anticipation.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #63 on: February 05, 2012, 04:04:51 AM »

RE: Binding of Isaac

[04:05]   <Stush>   Dreth, aren't there like, shops where you can buy stuff?
[04:05]   <Esperath>   stush: yes, but the shopkeepers are all dead
[04:05]   <Stush>   Oh
[04:05]   <Stush>   Haha
[04:05]   <Stush>   This game is weird as hell
[04:05]   <myew>   "Oh look, an eldritch abomination. How droll.
[04:05]   <drethelin>   haha myew is so on topic
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #64 on: February 05, 2012, 08:12:10 PM »

Brent|TV   All right, if I start TP *now* maybe I can get a sword tonight.
Cait   That's pretty optimistic... oh right, you're in a western time zone.
=-=   YOU are now known as Brent|GimmeMahDamnSwordHo
Brent|GimmeMahDamnSwordHo   Also I can go to bed whenever I want because I'm an adult.
Brent|GimmeMahDamnSwordHo   I'M NOT PART OF YOUR SYSTEM
Brent|GimmeMahDamnSwordHo   All right whoosh
Mr_Saturn   It did take way too damn long before sword
Cait   I meant more that it might be near-physically impossible before it became tomorrow if you were on the east coast.
BongoBill   You streamin' this?
Mr_Saturn   I DON'T WANT TO GRAB COWS
BongoBill   goats
Cait   MOLEST THOSE GOATS AND LIKE IT, SATURN
myew   Are you trying to eat stuff with space goats.
Mr_Saturn   LIVESTOCK
nyao   They scream and thrash on the inside. And outside
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #65 on: February 06, 2012, 01:48:08 PM »

[15:45] <zaratustra> A Colorado woman ordered to decrypt her laptop so prosecutors may use the files against her in a criminal case might have forgotten the password, the defendantís attorney said Monday.
[15:48] <Defenestration> That... seems to go against the 5th amendment
[15:48] <zaratustra> judge said it doesn't so I guess it doesn't
[15:49] <maou> yeah it's apparently totally not protected by the 5th amendment
[15:49] <myew> Apparently the second amendment, "the right to the other 5.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #66 on: February 08, 2012, 04:03:37 PM »

<Mr_Saturn> Oh shit
<Mr_Saturn> The Russians finally hit lake vostok
<Mr_Saturn> http://arstechnica.com/#!/science/news/2012/02/russians-finally-hit-antarctic-lake-vostok-after-20-year-drilling-project.ars
<Mr_Saturn> 4km of ice
<Lee-Ham> this is where whatever has been frozen underneath there for the last 100 million years wakes up and kills us all
<Dr_Nerd> Countdown to how long they're going to start chasing some suspcious dog  while shooting at it from a helicopter?
<myew> Your dog is in a helicopter.
<nyao> and I accidentally the whole thing and two together
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #67 on: February 13, 2012, 08:27:33 PM »

[20:26]   <Esperath>   Then when the time comes to execute your target, do so with unprecedented style with your fully automatic sniper rifle.
[20:26]   <Esperath>   :|
[20:26]   <nyao>   FOLLOWED BY DRACULA BITS
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #68 on: February 27, 2012, 06:06:16 AM »

<Stush> http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/article/2012/02/21/florida-church-bans-children-to-protect-pastor-registered-as-child-sex-offender
<TheTsunami> priorities: check
<Adventure_Jones> Uhh. I really wish I was misreading that
<JDigital> they either have to ban children or ban the pastor
<Adventure_Jones> I suppose it works for the kids who don't want to go to church
<Stush> It seems like a really weird decision for a church to make, though, because it just reinforces the idea that the church is all about protecting people who do that kind of stuff.
<JDigital> it's a good point
<JDigital> politicians make some ridiculous child protection laws though because nobody will go agaisnt it
<Stush> Yeah, but this guy plead guilty to stuff against two girls.
<JDigital> They should only ban girls
<SlimeDroid> Lets make a law banning all adults from coming within a mile of children
<JDigital> or make them dress as boys
<JDigital> yes
<SlimeDroid> For their protection!
<Cait> No "unsupervised" contact. Just have someone supervisorial.
<Cait> "This chance also helps Christ Tabernacle out financially.  Attendance was down, but with Gilyard it has increased."
<JDigital> Presumably he's served his sentence or is serving it, and now they are banning children to comply with the law
<JDigital> or presumably for their own safety
<JDigital> not like hes going to attack someone mid-service, though, so it's silly
<Squizzle> Next Sunday's sermon:
<Squizzle> Spare my rod, spoil the child.
<nyao> I'd buy idolmaster
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #69 on: February 28, 2012, 01:38:28 PM »

[13:43] <Lee-Ham> she loves myew, yeah, yeah, yeah
[13:43] <myew> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[13:43] <Meikai> haha
[13:43] <Lee-Ham> myew knows the song
[13:43] <myew> Lee-Ham: I looooove that song.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #70 on: February 28, 2012, 05:02:56 PM »

<myew> Yeah, well, the days of me forgittin' are over, and the world is an ordered series of letters used in language.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #71 on: March 03, 2012, 06:21:08 PM »

<Lee-Ham> it looks like it just spontaneously lost most of the B from its RGB
<Neeerds> The first casualty of wrath
<myew> Http://wrath.
<Neeerds> when will the madness end
<Neeerds> damn it myew
<myew> Sweetjesus was interesting.  I'd train myew to do a level beyond myew.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #72 on: March 05, 2012, 09:56:48 PM »

[23:56] <Vance> Lots of people want to hire me around here, but fucking unions
[23:58] * TeddyBearmont (~Ted@ip174-65-74-168.sd.sd.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 195 seconds)
[23:59] * kashan (~kashan@ip72-200-206-78.ok.ok.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 195 seconds)
[00:01] <Lottel> unions are just two letters away from unicorns!
[00:01] <Lottel> Remember that!
[00:01] <myew> With the homosexual path in me3, they're just two letters away from unicorns!
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #73 on: March 08, 2012, 12:17:08 AM »

myew   nyao: Hrraaa, i need to stop doing things...permanently.
Upthorn   itt myew is suicidal.
myew   Even myew is suicidal.
Brentai   myew, you have so much to love for. Like semprini.
myew   Brentai: Like, i don't even have much to love for. Like semprini.
Esperath   myew semprini mama semprini sprode semprini pkang semprini bij
myew   Esperath: Pkang pkang pkang.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #74 on: March 15, 2012, 07:27:23 PM »

[22:27] <MetalSlime> #markov boobs
[22:27] <nyao> boobs boobs
[22:28] <Mr_Saturn> Nyao play with myew's nipples
[22:28] <myew> I just play with myew's nipples.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #75 on: March 16, 2012, 07:37:15 PM »

<Lottel> The best jokes are well researched, Lee-Ham.
<Lottel> Or dick jokes.
<Lee-Ham> guess which is easier
<Lottel> Yo mama.
<myew> Semprini semprini semprini semprini semprini sepmprini semprini semprini semprini semprini mama bij.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #76 on: March 20, 2012, 11:25:26 AM »

<+maou> I'm testing something with nyao and that bot REALLY likes watching squizzle naked
<myew> Uhh nyao is a bot that is a naked chick your psp background.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #77 on: March 22, 2012, 09:21:14 PM »

[22:28]   <myew>   Yes kazz you will all swing your sword and cast blank ballots because our political system is a hollow shell filled with semen.
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #78 on: March 24, 2012, 08:27:30 AM »

<Squizzle> #markov SURGE:
<nyao> SURGE: 39480 Target becomes transparent like plexiglass, and that is fucking hot
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Re: myewspew
« Reply #79 on: March 26, 2012, 04:27:24 AM »

[05:34]   <nyao>   !add5 Essential resource
[05:34]   <Upthorn>   Haiku Novicework: useless male nipples / you filthy, filthy person / Essential resource
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