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James Edward Smith

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Re: Spam
« Reply #100 on: April 30, 2010, 05:59:39 PM »

I'm so glad that I know how to actually write and read English. It seems to me like 90% of all online scams involve some sort of "official" looking document that is littered with the most pathetic sentence structure and verb tense fuck ups possible.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #101 on: May 01, 2010, 03:46:13 AM »

Some of time, I'm feared this I sound as that. Is small but always worry.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #102 on: May 01, 2010, 09:16:39 PM »

I'm so glad that I know how to actually write and read English. It seems to me like 90% of all online scams involve some sort of "official" looking document that is littered with the most pathetic sentence structure and verb tense fuck ups possible.

And yet people still give money to Nigerian princes.

Even though Nigeria doesn't actually have any princes.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #103 on: May 01, 2010, 09:41:43 PM »

They don't have any princes now, not after the coup and that's why we must help them.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #104 on: May 02, 2010, 11:16:51 AM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #105 on: May 06, 2010, 09:12:32 AM »

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I have a Japanese friend told me that he worked in a Japanese company. I visited the company he worked for and found the products very favorable. And there are many product versions, such as the European version, American version, and the Asian version and so on. All company's products take photos for the true products. I suggest you should have a look in this website. There is the company website:  [redacted]  You can enjoy a lot of benefits in the second shopping time. Thank you

:( this is the first e-mail i've gotten from this ex girlfriend in like seven years
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Re: Spam
« Reply #106 on: May 12, 2010, 07:34:09 PM »

seven years

Slowing down a bit, eh?
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Re: Spam
« Reply #107 on: May 23, 2010, 09:11:48 PM »

Message subject: I am a Manager/financial consultant, A client of mine died in 2005 on boat mishap and he has a lodgment fund to claims US$12.7M. And no other person knows about this account. If you are interested forward to me your names, cell, Phone/fax, profession, age and country so I can contact you on. Thank You, Mr.Victor Edward

Message body: KINDLY CONTACT ME FOR FURTHER INFORMATION AND CLARIFICATION
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Re: Spam
« Reply #108 on: May 24, 2010, 11:27:11 AM »

From: C.I.A.
Subject line: Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)...‏
Message body: [totally empty]

:mystery: :oic:
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Re: Spam
« Reply #109 on: June 26, 2010, 07:23:40 PM »

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wanna speak? i think its been far too long we should catch up, message me back soon!
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Re: Spam
« Reply #110 on: June 26, 2010, 08:16:47 PM »

Well that's a nice thing to say.  God knows I always worry about that.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #111 on: August 08, 2010, 11:35:16 PM »

I just killed another bot.  I kinda wish I had left some of its posts though.  Damn thing kept linking in Chinese before realizing it's on an English message board about 5 spams in.

The idea that it's self-aware and thinking made it that much more satisfying to destroy.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #112 on: August 17, 2010, 07:41:33 PM »

I think the Evony guys are getting more subtle.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #113 on: August 17, 2010, 07:58:39 PM »

In their defense, that may be the very first ad I've ever seen for Evony that I found even remotely attractive.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #114 on: September 14, 2010, 06:39:50 PM »

THERE.  I finally found the "Require Admin Approval on Registration" option.

Also I killed a bunch of accounts that were suspiciously waiting in queue to activate, so the rest is just waiting for the remaining lurker robots to post something and then popping them in the head.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #115 on: September 14, 2010, 07:34:04 PM »

Rock.

...wait...

...I don't have to do stuff now, do I?
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Re: Spam
« Reply #116 on: October 02, 2010, 05:02:58 PM »

One of the accounts waiting for approval registered under the e-mail "info@growbiggerpenis.com".

Thanks for making that decision easy.



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Re: Spam
« Reply #117 on: October 04, 2010, 05:37:21 PM »

She'll respect you more if she knows you're a Sexual Tyrannosaurus.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #118 on: December 08, 2010, 06:12:56 AM »

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From:    elalaoui my abdelouahed
Subject:    hey 5吹


 
 
 
ジスズセゼソ
 
 
 
 
 
 
Dear Friends,
        I want to give you a surprise, since you say that Christmas is coming soon, and you do not know what to give your family a gift to send, and I few days ago in the store: http://happiness.[...] Purchased a camera , today received the goods very well. You can also go and see, hoping to help you.
 
Warmth Tip: The weather is cold, please keep warm.
 
 
 
 
 
 
ユョヨラリルレ
 
 
 
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Re: Spam
« Reply #119 on: December 08, 2010, 09:02:00 AM »

I've got a couple of spam messages that are nothing but a link to a setup.exe file stored on Rapidshare.  Like, the body of the emails are just the URL to that file.
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