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Re: Spam
« Reply #120 on: December 19, 2010, 03:19:14 PM »

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From: Tanner Herbert <[...]@mail.trtc.com.tw>
Subject: Newsletter Sun, 19 Dec 2010 12:29:44 +0200

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Re: Spam
« Reply #121 on: January 18, 2011, 11:43:03 AM »

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From: [...]@cox.net
Reply-To: [...]@onfruit.cn
Subject: Re-Validate your account

Your MailBox Has Get to It limit As Set By Your Administrator And you May
Not Be Able To Receive Or Send New Mails Until You Re-Validate.
To Re-Validate your account, enter your account informations below"

 Email:
 Password:
 Date of birth:

 Account owner that refuses to maintain his or her account will
 loose account. permanently from our site. Warning Email user that refuses
 to maintain his/her account we have the account deactivated permanently.



 Thanks for using Cox,
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Why does the Cox Comm Team have a version number?
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Re: Spam
« Reply #122 on: January 18, 2011, 03:49:50 PM »

High employee turnover. When someone gets replaced, the number is incremented according to how important the guy was.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #123 on: January 21, 2011, 08:49:31 AM »

"PLEASE READ THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT AND RESPOND! (NOT A VIRUS)"

I know this one isn't really that funny, but I keep laughing.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #124 on: February 12, 2011, 02:46:57 AM »

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[10:21:43 AM] steffanieearley84:     Beautiful Russian ladies
   
    European and American women are too arrogant for you? Are you looking for a sweet lady that will be caring and understanding?
    Then you came to the right place- here you can find a Russian lady that will love you with all her heart.

    http://russian-babes.ru
   
    Please excuse us if you are not interested.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #125 on: February 12, 2011, 05:21:25 AM »

That's the most polite spam I've ever read.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #126 on: February 12, 2011, 06:11:58 AM »

Almost makes one want to buy a beautiful and humble Russian girl.

haha, almost
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Re: Spam
« Reply #127 on: March 13, 2011, 05:17:15 AM »

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From: Blizzard Entertainment
Subject: Too Many Attempts Warning No.59

Wow, I can't believe I missed the first 58!
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Re: Spam
« Reply #128 on: March 13, 2011, 08:35:22 AM »

That's because you were too busy making too many attempts.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #129 on: March 13, 2011, 08:55:21 AM »

Trouble in the bedroom eh?
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Re: Spam
« Reply #130 on: April 16, 2011, 04:07:45 PM »

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From: julien surrel <jsurrel@[...].fr>
To: thabronx90@[...].com
Subject: International Networking

All my best wishes for the future!卸
Dear friends, how are you?
We are a foreign trade export company, our product is very low wholesale prices, but ensure supply of the original quality. Notebook computer, DC and cell phone even motorcycle are very popular. If you have any interesting, please feel free to contact us: www.[...].com . Thank you for your interest!

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Re: Spam
« Reply #131 on: April 16, 2011, 04:58:32 PM »

Man, I love getting motorcycles in the mail.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #132 on: April 17, 2011, 06:33:20 PM »

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From: Elenna D <amy.kobe@[...].state.oh.us>
Subject: Looking for the Real Deal

Aloha, my gentleman!

I miss love in my life and I desire to find it!
Hello, gentleman. I am a single girl, nice, attractive, intelligent, active and easy-going, but lonely...
I am looking for a responsible man, the one who can show me wisdom, love and attention he has.
I love life and I am sure I can make my only man happy. If you want to learn me better, you can find me
here [URL containing "love-is-hunt"]
If you write to me, I will gladly answer all your questions as something
inside says to me that something big and beautiful can grow between us...
Sweet goodbye
Lenochka D.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #133 on: April 17, 2011, 08:15:40 PM »

I think you should go for it, Thad. You could end up with one of those ridiculously hot Russian mail-order brides.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #134 on: April 24, 2011, 12:42:33 AM »

The trick with mail-order brides, ya see, is you can't just have one. As soon as you get one pregnant you end up with like four or five of them. Well, I guess it was a bargain in the long run...
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Re: Spam
« Reply #135 on: April 28, 2011, 11:49:43 AM »

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From: Michael Jones <...@everprofits.[...]>
Subject: [Private and Confidential]

Hey,

The following link was created for you and you only.
Do not share it with anyone else...

[URL containing "getresponse"]

When I decided to release my push button software that
generates $159,720 income per month on autopilot...
I made a promise to some close friends.

You see... we all use it to make over six figures online.
And if too many people get in on it, it stops being as effective.

But somehow, somewhere, you were personally referred to
me as someone who should get this software.

You're obviously trusted enough to handle this kind of access.

So here it is. Your personal, authorized and private link...

[same link again]

To your success,

Daniel Young

P.S. Remember, this email and the link inside was
created for you only. It is for you to take advantage of.
Not anyone else.

[same link again]




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Daniel Young, [street address], Dublin 6, Ireland

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To unsubscribe visit:
[different URL on same domain]

To change your contact details visit:
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Re: Spam
« Reply #136 on: May 11, 2011, 03:01:04 PM »

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from Saint Louis stlouis2009@yahoo.com
subject   Nice Present

There's my present for you http://spamlink Enjoy it!

This one somehow made it through my spam filters. I guess Gmail thought the city of St Louis was trustworthy.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #137 on: May 11, 2011, 07:03:36 PM »

I don't think ANYONE thinks St. Louis is trustworthy.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #138 on: August 10, 2011, 08:20:45 PM »

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From: Reservation Department <information@...>
Subject: Wrong transaction from your credit card in Ritz-Carlton
To: Thad
BCC: a bunch of other thad@... E-Mail addresses (yes, there are addresses listed under "BCC")

Dear customer!

Transaction: Visa 68934115_NHC
We are sorry to inform you that on July 26th, 2011 Hotel made wrong transaction decommissioning from your credit card for an overall amount of $1810.
Due to the termination of service contract between Hotel and Booking Company this Hotel was divested accreditation in our company.
For the return of funds please contact your bank and fill information in the attached form.
You’ll need the attached detalization of your account transactions to apply for the return of funds.
Company just mediates and bears no responsibility for any money transactions made by Hotel.
Thank you for understanding. We trust you can solve this unpleasant problem.

Dorian Plesha,
Manager of Reception Desk & Reservation Departament

(Attachment: RefundForm4305.zip)
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Re: Spam
« Reply #139 on: August 15, 2011, 05:28:46 PM »

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From: Blizzard Entertainment <WoWAccountAdmin@blizzard.com>
Subject: World of Warcraft? Mount: Winged Guardian


Greetings!

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Once activated, this World of Warcraft in-game pet key applies to all present and future characters on a single World of Warcraft license.

less than 10 minutes to complete. No account information is required to participate in this survey. we will be complimentary seat to the 5,000 players. You can log Web site application, we will be lucky players randomly. Please click this link to apply: https://us.battle.net/account/support/WingedGuardian [link actually goes to a "blizzarild" domain]

If your account passes the check successfully, we will send a code for the Winged Guardian flying mount to you in the form of e-mail!

The World of Warcraft Support Team

If you no longer wish to receive Blizzard newsletters, or information relating to Blizzard products, please reply to this email using the subject line "Unsubscribe".

To read our privacy policy visit: http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/company/about/privacy.html [this link actually goes where it says it does]
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