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Re: Spam
« Reply #140 on: August 15, 2011, 07:14:28 PM »

Let us all be lucky players randomly.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #141 on: August 15, 2011, 09:04:59 PM »

I think Thad playing WoW would be him standing in Ironforge, eternally Level 2, screaming at people in trade chat.


(level 2, not 1, because exploration EXP is enough to get you a level if you run straight from the starting area to the main city)
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Re: Spam
« Reply #142 on: August 30, 2011, 02:57:26 AM »

I got spam in the mail today. I'm calling it spam and not junk mail because it was for my website. The whole thing was a bill for $65 saying I owe them that much for putting my website through search engine and hosting fees. And to send in a check right now and if I send them my bank info, I can just have them take money from my account.

Only on the back, at the very bottom, in fine print does it say "Not a bill but a solicitation for your consideration."
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Re: Spam
« Reply #143 on: August 30, 2011, 04:53:30 AM »

Well, that's a new one.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #144 on: August 30, 2011, 08:38:20 AM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #145 on: September 01, 2011, 12:43:32 PM »



There are no links in these. Spammer just wanted to recommend some drugs, I guess.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #146 on: September 01, 2011, 12:46:32 PM »

...that is the most awesome spam I have ever seen and I am tempted to lock the thread.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #147 on: September 06, 2011, 06:36:25 AM »

We get spammy auto-dialer calls now and again here.

So, there's this call that we keep getting that opens with a foghorn blast and some dude saying "This is your captain speaking".

:lol:
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Re: Spam
« Reply #148 on: September 06, 2011, 11:54:57 AM »

There are no links in these. Spammer just wanted to recommend some drugs, I guess.

Those email and homepage icons on each post don't go anywhere?
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Re: Spam
« Reply #149 on: September 06, 2011, 10:24:44 PM »

Nope.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #150 on: September 20, 2011, 08:21:02 PM »

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From: ICI Investment <spam@[...]>
Subject: Please read through an important message from our security service
To: Thad
CC: [3 other thad@[...] E-Mail addresses]

Hello.

Your email is sending spam messages!

If you don't stop sending spam, we will be impelled to sue you!

We've attached a scanned copy of the document assembled by our security service to this letter.

Please carefully read through the document and stop sending spam messages.


This is the final warning!
ICI Investment Company.









[Attachment: Attached_Document#45463.zip]
[zip contains a single file called Attached_Document.exe]

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Re: Spam
« Reply #151 on: October 03, 2011, 08:50:44 PM »

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From: Twitter <dm-thad=[domain.tld]@desolationtwitter.[tld]>
Subject: You have 1 unread messages from Twitter!

Hi,

You have 1 unread messages from Twitter!
http://twitter.com/mail/thad%40[domain.tld]/8ab4e693
[link actually points to http://[domain].ae/fuck.html]

The Twitter Team

Please do not reply to this message; it was sent from an unmonitored email address. This message is a service email related to your use of Twitter. For general inquiries or to request support with your Twitter account, please visit us at Twitter Support.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #152 on: October 14, 2011, 09:49:45 AM »

Got an email in my old Hotmail account that purported to be from Microsoft. The title was "My Friend's Been Hacked!" and the email was loaded with javajunk that had been blocked by NoScript. I had a chuckle at what I thought was just the latest attempt at nonsense.

Turns out this is actually legit

Somehow that makes it even funnier.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #153 on: October 15, 2011, 12:04:50 AM »

Sadly, that is a feature facebook needs.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #154 on: November 25, 2011, 07:03:08 AM »

This one isn't mine, but I had to share:

Quote from: Mobiusman
I received this email from photobucket:
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Re: Spam
« Reply #155 on: November 30, 2011, 09:37:20 PM »





I'm pretty sure this thing's a shit bomb waiting to go off, but my computer won't get the AIDS if I just click view in Gmail's web interface, will it?
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Re: Spam
« Reply #156 on: December 11, 2011, 02:46:24 PM »

*** Yesterday at 7:46 AM
Noragatlin: hey you
Brentai: who me
Noragatlin: Yay someone to talk to :-) !! how are u?   
Brentai: All right.  Are you somebody I know?
Noragatlin: wanna touch my body? ;)
*** Current conversation at 2:28 PM
noragatlin: hey
*** 5 minutes ago at 2:39 PM
Brentai: template
noragatlin: 18/f what about you?
Brentai: response
noragatlin: ahhh okay :) so what's up im bored found ur sn browsing aol member directory.
Brentai: template
noragatlin: hope you dont mind that i messaged you.. i just think ur cute ;)
Brentai: response
noragatlin: hey can i ask you something?...
Brentai: template
noragatlin: do you like girls with big tits? or do you like ass more?
Brentai: response
noragatlin: okay cool cause i have a little of both and a nice tiny waist!! wanna see? maybe tell me what you think?
Brentai: template
noragatlin: well i have a webcam i can set it up if you wanna watch?
Brentai: response
noragatlin: okay cool!! ill well heres the link <<SUBJECT LINK HERE>> just go there and click the green "accept invite" button on the side of the page...
Brentai: template
noragatlin: Credit card is just to verify you're of age babe! you will not be billed.. you can read the fine print if you want or just take my word :-*
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noragatlin: i use this site cause its easier for me to keep the kids away from seeing me & i cant be recordedd ya know?
Brentai: template
noragatlin: alright well let me know if you need help im gonna slip into something sexy for you ;) hope to see you soon...
Brentai: response
noragatlin: you coming Qt im dripping wet thinking about you...
Brentai: template
noragatlin: k see you there!!!
Brentai: response
Brentai: I don't hate you...
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Re: Spam
« Reply #157 on: December 11, 2011, 06:03:02 PM »

From: Christmas is-cuming 

[Requisite Gmail warning telling me how obvious it is that it is spam, and not to be a fucking retard and open the email or click on links]

MaxGentleman Enlargement Pills have been featured across major media outlets around the world, including ESP and Fox News, with dozens of positive reviews.
This is the only Male enlargement supplement that has been PROVEN in clinical trials to enlarge your penis safely, quickly, and importantly PERMANENTLY.
Here were the results in 5,000 randomized male subjects who took MaxGentleman for 6 months:

   * Increase in penis length by 1-3 inches
   * Increase in penis width by 20%.
   * Aids in preventing Premature Ejaculation.
   * Achieved longer, rock hard erections
   * All gains in penis length and width were 100% permanent

MaxGentleman Enlargement pills are also:

   * 100% Herbal, 100% Safe
   * Doctor Approved and Recommended!
   * The only Penis Enlargement pill PROVEN in clinical trials
   * No Expensive Doctor Visit Required
   * Very Discrete packaging and billing
   * 100% Satisfaction & Money Back Guarantee
   * 3 FREE Bottles Of MaxGentleman
   * Secure State of the Art SSL Encryption.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #158 on: December 11, 2011, 06:09:31 PM »

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MaxGentleman Enlargement Pills have been featured across major media outlets around the world, including ESP

i really wish they'd stop fucking interrupting my vision quests with this shit too
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Re: Spam
« Reply #159 on: December 11, 2011, 06:26:08 PM »

   * Increase in penis length by 1-3 inches
   * Increase in penis width by 20%.
   * Aids in preventing Premature Ejaculation.
   * Achieved longer, rock hard erections
   * All gains in penis length and width were 100% permanent

  * Penis cooldown increased to 30 minutes.
  * Penis cost decreased to 20 libido.
  * Penis now gains bonus from Shadowform.
  * Penis can no longer stack with other penises.
  * Only one penis may be active at a time during PvP.
  * Threat generated by penis increased dramatically.
  * Helmet skin now removable from penis.
  * Increased worth of penis is displayed in inventory, but its value in trading is unchanged.
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