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Re: Spam
« Reply #60 on: June 06, 2009, 01:14:48 PM »

Subject lines:
Megan Fox raped a criminal
Emma Watson got fungi
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Re: Spam
« Reply #61 on: June 06, 2009, 01:15:21 PM »

And the Joker got away!
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Re: Spam
« Reply #62 on: July 21, 2009, 08:54:15 AM »

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Delivery notification‏
From:    rvsm@s801.sureserver.com
Sent:    July 21, 2009 1:26:56 PM
To:    me@hotmail.com

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I've always wanted to visit the buildung piles of Toper's Thorp.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #63 on: August 16, 2009, 10:55:30 AM »



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Re: Spam
« Reply #64 on: September 07, 2009, 12:35:06 PM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #65 on: September 07, 2009, 12:43:00 PM »

Haha, they only promise "less embarrassment".
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Re: Spam
« Reply #66 on: September 08, 2009, 04:52:07 AM »

There's only so much they can do.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #67 on: September 08, 2009, 05:52:14 AM »

Bigger is better, but only if you know what to do with it.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #68 on: September 08, 2009, 06:02:41 AM »

But once you're tickling her ovaries with your glans, what else is there to do? Prod her liver? Would she even feel that?
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Re: Spam
« Reply #69 on: September 08, 2009, 07:06:45 AM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #70 on: September 08, 2009, 07:32:07 AM »

Got this at work.

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Hello my friend!!!
This letter arrived to you from Russian Internet dating agency " American Singles ".
This is not spam or other bad things. So, please, answer to me!!!
My name is Alisa. I'm 29 years old from Neya, Russia.
I have decided to change my life, and to find the man for me. The man for serious attitudes.
I addressed to agency " Land of Love " and they sent my letter to you.
I want to search man from USA for friendship or love.
I very much like the country USA, and I very much wish to visit this great country.
I'm not married and have no children.
This is my photo. I hope that you like it and will answer to me.

Please, answer only to my personal e-mail:  oopybutayel@gmail.com

Best regards,
Yours Alisa.

I am excited to have the cutest Russian wife EVAH.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #71 on: September 08, 2009, 08:02:05 AM »

It's been about a thousand years since you posted pictures so I may well be misremembering, but doesn't that actually look a little like you?

It would be pricelessly hilarious if you were getting bride emails from your Russian clone... or should I say "Klon"? :ohmy:  :whoops:
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Re: Spam
« Reply #72 on: September 08, 2009, 08:07:09 AM »

I guess we do have the same face shape now that you mention it.  We will be the most adorable couple!  But she will have to take my name and become Mrs. Alissa Cat Ears.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #73 on: September 08, 2009, 08:26:16 AM »

Do you have serious attitudes, though? I don't think you do.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #74 on: September 08, 2009, 10:37:43 AM »

Prove it! Show us your war face!
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Re: Spam
« Reply #75 on: September 08, 2009, 10:44:01 AM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #76 on: September 08, 2009, 11:02:48 AM »

this summer

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Re: Spam
« Reply #77 on: September 08, 2009, 11:03:52 AM »

jesus christ
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Re: Spam
« Reply #78 on: September 08, 2009, 11:14:45 AM »

Tha' thead winnah, an' noo chaaaaaammpeeeeennn!...
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Re: Spam
« Reply #79 on: September 13, 2009, 11:25:46 AM »

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Wow, the media really IS obsessed with every little thing that guy does!
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