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Re: Spam
« Reply #80 on: October 05, 2009, 08:44:12 PM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #81 on: October 05, 2009, 08:59:30 PM »

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I can't decide if that was intentional or not, but god damn, I almost choked on my drink.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #82 on: October 05, 2009, 09:15:12 PM »

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I can't decide if that was intentional or not, but god damn, I almost choked on my drink.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #83 on: October 23, 2009, 08:39:39 PM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #84 on: November 09, 2009, 09:19:47 AM »

Apparently I'm getting spam directly from Pfizer now.  Nice to see they finally cut out the middleman.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #85 on: November 12, 2009, 04:44:36 PM »

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yo mate, ok I`ll give you my trick but if you give it someone else I`ll fuckin kill you  :)
you know in roulette you can bet on blacks or reds. If you bet $1 on black and it goes black you win $1 but if it goes red you loose your $1.
So I found a way you can win everytime:

bet $1 on black if it goes black you win $1

now again bet $1 on black, if it goes red bet $3 on black, if it goes red again bet $8 on black, if red again bet $20 on black, red again bet $52 on black (always multiple you previous lost bet around 2.5), if now is black you win $52 so you have $104 and you bet:

$1 + $3 + $8 + $20 + $52 = $84 So you just won $20  :)

now when you won you start with $1 on blacks again etc etc. its always bound to go black
eventually (it`s 50/50) so that way you eventually always win. But there`s a catch. If you
start winning too much (like $1000 a day) casino will finally notice something and can ban
you. I was banned once on royal casino. So don`t be too greedy and don`t win more then $200
a day and you can do it for years. I think bigger casinos know that trick so I play for real
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then 3 months, I win $50-$200 a day and my account still works. You`ll find roulette there when you log in go to "specialty" section - "american roulette". And don`t you dare talling about it anyone else, if too many people knows about it casinos will finally found a way to block that trick. If you have any questions just drop me a line here or on skype.

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----- Original Message -----
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Subject: Please send me the system

> > Hi gary.
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> > Please tell me when you will send me your roulette trick?
> > You promised you`ll send it few weeks ago  :(
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Re: Spam
« Reply #86 on: February 13, 2010, 07:00:32 PM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #87 on: February 13, 2010, 07:37:08 PM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #88 on: February 13, 2010, 09:10:03 PM »

Siberian tigers eat bears.

Siberian bears.

So yes, you do not want to be anywhere near a Russian pussy.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #89 on: February 13, 2010, 09:16:08 PM »

These bears?



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Re: Spam
« Reply #90 on: February 13, 2010, 10:56:15 PM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #91 on: February 14, 2010, 06:04:26 AM »

But.... but... That's not on the chart!!!

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Re: Spam
« Reply #92 on: February 14, 2010, 06:46:57 AM »

That's because SIBERIAN BEARS ARE OFF THE CHARTS!
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Re: Spam
« Reply #93 on: February 17, 2010, 07:00:10 PM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #94 on: February 17, 2010, 07:27:32 PM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #95 on: February 17, 2010, 07:44:00 PM »

I only put my porksword into porkscabbards.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #96 on: February 17, 2010, 07:44:55 PM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #97 on: February 19, 2010, 04:31:18 AM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #98 on: March 01, 2010, 01:52:37 AM »

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Re: Spam
« Reply #99 on: April 30, 2010, 04:55:15 PM »

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