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Author Topic: Suicide Club!  (Read 22739 times)

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Brentai

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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #60 on: April 22, 2009, 12:28:44 PM »

I don't.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #61 on: April 22, 2009, 12:29:33 PM »

I sure wish I knew if you were telling the truth or not.
Yes, I am not trolling, thought it REALLY sounds like I am. Also I called the crisis triodge before posting, and they were the ones who got my sister to exit my room, and told me to barricade myself in here.

Edit: Should I double/tripple does on my happy pills so I don't feel like killing myself as much?
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #62 on: April 22, 2009, 12:32:52 PM »

You really need to find a better place to air out your troubles.

No matter what you're looking for, I'm fairly doubtful you'll get it here.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #63 on: April 22, 2009, 12:35:10 PM »

You really need to find a better place to air out your troubles.

No matter what you're looking for, I'm fairly doubtful you'll get it here.
Really I'm just putting this story in a nice safe place on the internet where I know people wouldn't "do the right thing" and call the cops. I just don't like/trust cops one bit, but maybe that's cause I look at reddit too much.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #64 on: April 22, 2009, 12:36:27 PM »

Cool story, bro.

The much anticipated I Love Horses came out for DS yesterday!



Pawn off your Sister's 'ten commandments thing' and get with us on the equestrian adventure of a lifetime!
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #65 on: April 22, 2009, 12:46:41 PM »

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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #66 on: April 22, 2009, 12:49:35 PM »

My god, dude, what kind of living situation are you in
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #67 on: April 22, 2009, 12:51:50 PM »

Killing yourself is like rage-quitting except you don't get over it and resume enjoying life after a good nap.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #68 on: April 22, 2009, 12:58:39 PM »

Unless you're Ben Franklin.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #69 on: April 22, 2009, 03:01:18 PM »

The things that happen while I'm at work.
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #70 on: April 22, 2009, 03:04:41 PM »

The things that happen while I'm at work.

This is all your fault Det! If you hadn't gone to work, Ben Franklin would still be alive!  :khaaan:
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #71 on: April 22, 2009, 05:55:00 PM »

My sister brought a knife out after I tried to drink one of "Her" snapples (That I paid for) and threatened me with it. I decided to show her that I wasn't scared of her knife by running it up and down my arm. (lots of minor cuts). When I removed her from my room she kicked me, so I decided to punch her ten commandments thing on the other side of the wall

Your family seems to have horrible conflict resolution skills. Still, not as bad as this lady.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #72 on: April 22, 2009, 06:08:04 PM »

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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #73 on: April 22, 2009, 06:19:08 PM »

Dr. McNinja.

Brentai

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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #74 on: April 22, 2009, 06:26:59 PM »

Er, I was thinking more along the lines of his "we shall feel refreshed in the morning" quote.  Which, admittedly, was in Dr. McNinja.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #75 on: April 23, 2009, 09:48:30 PM »

Does this mean we don't have to ban him anymore?
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #76 on: April 23, 2009, 09:56:08 PM »

I thought you were in charge.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #77 on: April 23, 2009, 09:57:11 PM »

:nyoro~n: I thought he was banned.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #78 on: April 23, 2009, 10:01:00 PM »

The administration doesn't believe in banning people.

The administration just yells at them over and over and over again, until they leave, or one or both of us are dead.

Love,

The Administration
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #79 on: April 24, 2009, 05:46:25 AM »

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