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Author Topic: Suicide Club!  (Read 22737 times)

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Kazz

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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #80 on: April 24, 2009, 06:45:48 AM »

THE ADMINISTRATION OMITS NOTHING
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #81 on: April 24, 2009, 07:29:54 AM »

THE ADMINISTRATION seems thirsty.  Perhaps THE ADMINISTRATION would like to relax, sit by the pool a little and enjoy some Moxie™ Calm™, the newest addition to the Moxie™ family.

Moxie™ Calm™ is a natural drank, made from organic minerals and roots to help relax you and make you calmer.  Moxie™ Calm™ also has that fantastic Moxie™ taste that never quits.  And if the organic supplements don't calm you down, the 1000mg of elephant sedatives should do the trick.


So when you're looking to kick back and relax for a few days, try Moxie™ Calm™.  THE ADMINISTRATION works hard, but they get to relax hard, too.

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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #82 on: April 24, 2009, 08:10:42 AM »

Moxie™ Calm™!

It's the buuuuhhhhhhhh...
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #83 on: April 24, 2009, 11:49:29 AM »

Make it a Moxie™ Calm™ lite™!
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #84 on: July 02, 2009, 08:54:18 PM »

Whats the best way to kill myself? I know pills, and cutting don't work. Should I just throw myself in front of a car? Than I could take out some jackass in a manslughter charge too. Can't spell manslughter without lafter...Well, I bet you couldn't if you spelt it right.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #85 on: July 02, 2009, 09:03:23 PM »

What a thoroughly unmacho post!
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #86 on: July 02, 2009, 09:04:26 PM »

Well, Cyan', if coquagline existed, I'd recommend getting ahold some of that. But don't bother, because it doesn't exist.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #87 on: July 02, 2009, 09:04:36 PM »

Than I could take out some jackass in a manslughter charge too

At least you're thorough about being a completely worthless sack of shit.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #88 on: July 02, 2009, 09:08:27 PM »

Well, Cyan', if coquagline existed, I'd recommend getting ahold some of that. But don't bother, because it doesn't exist.
Fuck.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #89 on: July 02, 2009, 09:09:21 PM »

If you're killing yourself, it is because you have come to terms with no one caring. Therefore, throwing yourself in front of a car, bus or train is giving them some kind of punishment that they won't acknowledge or care about; your death isn't gonna show them. So don't do that; have the decency to do it in private. Don't jump off a bridge or anything else. It isn't a show. It's quiet. Be respectful.

But also don't do it at all. One of you guys is gonna call the police or his mom or something, right?
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #90 on: July 02, 2009, 09:09:49 PM »

What a thoroughly unmacho post!
Little Mac is stealing all my fame and girls. I'll never get it back, it's bogus, dude. :gameover:
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #91 on: July 02, 2009, 09:11:00 PM »

One of you guys is gonna call the police or his mom or something, right?
Hey, fuck you newbie. I post here because people won't do that.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #92 on: July 02, 2009, 09:11:22 PM »

Newbie's over there dude.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #93 on: July 02, 2009, 09:12:22 PM »

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Cyan Prime

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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #94 on: July 02, 2009, 09:13:23 PM »

Than I could take out some jackass in a manslughter charge too

At least you're thorough about being a completely worthless sack of shit.
:kefka:

In all honesty though I find it funny that none of my friends are in contact with me, so I have to post shit here.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #95 on: July 02, 2009, 09:16:44 PM »

This topic needs to be renamed "Emo and angst club" since no one has killed themselves yet.
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Cyan Prime

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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #96 on: July 02, 2009, 09:28:07 PM »

I need to get out of my sisters house.  ::(:
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #97 on: July 02, 2009, 09:35:22 PM »

Yeah I think that'd be better for everybody.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #98 on: July 02, 2009, 09:41:59 PM »

Suicide is a bad choice. Depression has clinical, not-your-fault causes. Lack of interest, thoughts of suicide, lack of personal hygiene... these are symptomatic of depression, which is a chemical imbalance usually caused by various influences not the least of which are (typically) mental instabilities.

If you want my honest advice, and tl;dr the entire thread, you should get some kind of help that works for you. I'm certainly available. Talk to someone about your problems. Sometimes just having someone try to comprehend the problems we're facing goes far to eliminate the mental side of depression, which can often be the entire problem in itself, with the rest of the symptoms stemming from that original lack of empathy.

Personally, my discretion bears some burden on your part: Don't do anything rash before we've had a bit more of a chance to hash out your problems, please. Foisting that guilt on me would be unfair in the extreme, as I am a very emotional person and would take it very hard.
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Re: Suicide Club!
« Reply #99 on: July 03, 2009, 04:37:09 AM »

Please don't kill yourself.

Jesus, I was wondering why this thread was getting so many posts.

Cyan, do you have any instant messenger programs? I'd like to discuss your situation with you, if possible. You've got an e-mail in your profile, but something else would be good.
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