Brontoforumus Archive

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:


This board has been fossilized.
You are reading an archive of Brontoforumus, a.k.a. The Worst Forums Ever, from 2008 to early 2014.  Registration and posting (for most members) has been disabled here to discourage spambots from taking over.  Old members can still log in to view boards, PMs, etc.

The new message board is at http://brontoforum.us.

Poll

Commands:

Tell Sister Mister everything immediately.
- 2 (14.3%)
Inform Sister Mister of a few details.
- 7 (50%)
Investigate the ratty kitchen.
- 3 (21.4%)
Borrow the motoscooter, leave immediately.
- 2 (14.3%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: April 05, 2009, 05:30:40 PM


Author Topic: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is  (Read 1961 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

The Mayor

  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: 0
  • Posts: 60
    • View Profile
    • The Mayor
The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« on: April 03, 2009, 05:29:37 PM »



http://www.votemayor.com/?p=217

Elected Command: Strike up a deal.

“Hire someone just to frame them. Swell plan, Boss.” hisses Sammy. “Make the new guy the fall guy, yeah?”

Craven begins chuckling to himself.

“They were right about’cha, Sammy.” grins Craven, crooked smile reaching from ear to crooked ear. “You’ve got the eyes of a hawktopus.”

“If I start blabbing off, a few of your goons are bound to start asking questions. That’s a few questions you can’t afford, am I right?” questions Sammy, head cocked.

“Thankfully, you’re a small ratigator in a very big sewer. I have bigger pests to catch.” states Craven. “If anybody asks, the story is that you saw some big galoot with a top hat walking out of the Gonzo estate earlier today, but didn’t think nuthin’ of it, since you’re just a dumb kid.” says Craven, as a disturbance can be heard erupting outside.

“That commotion must be yer girlfriend.” says Craven, peering back over his crooked shoulder. “Give her a smile for me, would ya?”

Just as the query finishes escaping the crooked lips of Craven, the doors of Bar Nun slam wide open. The not – at – all masculine Sister Mister rides in, sitting atop a battered Punky Princess motoscooter. One mafia soldier held in chokehold between one arm, and an unopened case of Jay Walker bourbon underneath the other.

“Moorehead! Sammy! What happened ta all my cusstomers?!?” demands Sister Mister, in a not – at – all masculine voice.

“Had to congratulate our new family member. Personally.” says Craven. “Oh, before I forget… Sammy, what were you about tell me?”

“… I saw some big galoot with a top hat walking out of the Gonzo estate earlier today, but I didn’t think nuthin’ of it.” deadpans Sammy. Craven stares. “Because I’m just a dumb kid.”

“Awww, don’t be so hard on yer self. Sister, always a pleasure.” proclaims Craven, slithering out of Bar Nun, dinged bat clattering to the floor.

“I leave for a blink, and the joint goes saucy. Why’d ya hav’ to git mixed up wit’ those bums, anyhows?” says Sister Mister, pounding the bourbon onto the bar’s counter, commie soldier still in the chokehold.

Before Sammy can respond, a loud clamor erupts from the ratty kitchen.

Commands:

   1. Tell Sister Mister everything immediately.
   2. Inform Sister Mister of a few details.
   3. Investigate the ratty kitchen.
   4. Borrow the motoscooter, leave immediately.

Voting ends in 48 hours.
Logged

Brentai

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXYVlPgX_o
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65281
  • Posts: 17524
    • View Profile
Re: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2009, 05:40:25 PM »

3.

Because a ratty kitchen can only mean one thing.

Delicious soup.
Logged

Defenestration

  • The Sixth Window
  • Tested
  • Karma: 20
  • Posts: 1867
    • View Profile
Re: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2009, 07:33:28 PM »

2! Never pass up the chance to mingle with an NPC! Also, an ally that looks like she(?) can take her own fair share of hobos in a fight.
Logged
Una salus victis nullam sperare salutem

McDohl

  • Pika-boo
  • Tested
  • Karma: 27
  • Posts: 4379
    • View Profile
Re: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2009, 09:27:01 PM »

2.
Logged

jsnlxndrlv

  • Custom Title
  • Tested
  • Karma: 24
  • Posts: 2913
    • View Profile
    • Website title
Re: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2009, 09:47:38 PM »

As I recall, rats are dangerous.
Logged
Signature:
Signatures are displayed at the bottom of each post or personal message. BBCode and smileys may be used in your signature.

Brentai

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXYVlPgX_o
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65281
  • Posts: 17524
    • View Profile
Re: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2009, 11:10:44 PM »

Shit, you're right.  Let's go with the mafia guys.
Logged

Arc

  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: 0
  • Posts: 3703
    • View Profile
Logged

SCD

  • Tested
  • Karma: 18
  • Posts: 1856
    • View Profile
Re: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2009, 06:21:26 AM »

Having something still by your belt seems wise.  2.
Logged

Arc

  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: 0
  • Posts: 3703
    • View Profile
Re: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2009, 07:28:42 AM »

Audio added, sounding not - at - all masculine.
Logged

Lady Duke

  • Shiny Ranger
  • Tested
  • Karma: 3
  • Posts: 2339
    • View Profile
Re: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2009, 09:38:04 AM »

You soooooooooooo wussed out on an attempt at a lady voice :(
But it's funny nonetheless.
Logged

Arc

  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: 0
  • Posts: 3703
    • View Profile
Re: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2009, 09:51:10 AM »

In an effort to improve my delivery, I've taken up smoking.

Two cartons a day.
Logged

Lady Duke

  • Shiny Ranger
  • Tested
  • Karma: 3
  • Posts: 2339
    • View Profile
Re: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2009, 09:52:20 AM »

Surely that will help



keep the ladies away.
Logged

Arc

  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: 0
  • Posts: 3703
    • View Profile
Re: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2009, 09:58:03 AM »

I's gots alls the rights moves.

Keeping the same character pitch and tone from recording to recording has proven to be unpossible.

After Chapter 300, I'm finding a nice soundbooth and doing each character one at a time.
Logged

Lady Duke

  • Shiny Ranger
  • Tested
  • Karma: 3
  • Posts: 2339
    • View Profile
Re: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2009, 10:03:19 AM »

I was actually surprised just how well you switch from character to narrator to character, so I think you're being too critical of yourself.
Logged

Arc

  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: 0
  • Posts: 3703
    • View Profile
Re: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2009, 10:20:09 AM »

Craven & Sister Mister sound a little too much alike since I didn't stress Craven enough, but that can be remedied in later recordings.

I just have to remember that Craven should sound like he has impending throat cancer, and Sister Mister should sound like a frog getting sucked into a tailpipe.
Logged

The Mayor

  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: 0
  • Posts: 60
    • View Profile
    • The Mayor
Re: The Mayor - Chapter 10 - The Story Is
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2009, 05:15:48 PM »

Command: Inform Sister Mister of a few details.
Logged