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Author Topic: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary  (Read 17348 times)

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SCD

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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #100 on: July 31, 2009, 07:45:44 AM »

Oh fuck, I must read that.

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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #101 on: August 02, 2009, 11:21:34 AM »

Oh man...

Triple bonus score for invoking The Mouse That Roared.
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #102 on: August 02, 2009, 12:23:19 PM »

I concur on this one hard.  It's been my obsession for the last three days to find it and buy it.

It's on order now.
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #103 on: August 21, 2009, 01:03:01 PM »

I got a copy used for less than $1... :nyoro~n:
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #104 on: September 02, 2009, 09:49:23 AM »

As I suspected. The reporters crossed over an ill-defined border for less than a minute, went back onto Chinese soil, and were captured by troops who marched over said quasi-border into China to capture them.

I'm starting to suspect that these "hostile acts" the North asserts they committed might be nothing more than being foreign and within the proximity of starving guards looking to earn a bigger ration.

So, the moral of today's story is: IN THE NAME OF THE MAKER, DON'T EVEN GO NEAR NORTH KOREA, THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZY :ohshi~:
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #105 on: September 02, 2009, 10:22:17 AM »

Obviously the reporters keyed the NK troops' jeeps before they left.
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #106 on: September 05, 2009, 08:30:43 AM »

Highly illuminative and detailed travelogue through NK.

While things are still embarssingly abysmal, it's nice to see the truism that the more extreme things get, the more they tend to collapse under the collective weight of their own absurdities.
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #107 on: September 12, 2009, 02:58:59 PM »

Quote from: Time Magazine, dated 21 SEP 2009
HIGH WATER, RISING TENSIONS -- North Korea marked its 61st anniversary Sept. 9 by vowing to "mercilessly annihilate the US imperialists" in response to any aggression, just days after Pyongyang announced its continued pursuit of a uranium-enrichment program.  The hermit state also opened a dam on the Imjin River without warning on Sept. 6, sending 40 million tons of water across the border into South Korea, where six people were swept away.  Seoul has demanded an apology, calling the North's excuses for releasing the water "not acceptable."

They see me trollin', they hatin'...
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #108 on: October 18, 2009, 10:49:45 AM »

This vice guide to North Korea

This is a pretty funky 20-min travel guide of what the place looks like.

EDIT:  it's actually 60 minutes.
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #109 on: October 18, 2009, 11:15:13 AM »

Actually it is split into 3 parts.  It is an hour total.

This is required viewing for everybody, ever.

You know, after I watch a zombie movie, I get this feeling of relief like "Man, I'm glad the world isn't like that, and people are all thinking and feeling and behaving normally and I can interact with anyone."

I totally got that feeling after watching this.
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #110 on: October 18, 2009, 12:46:44 PM »

Wait what? Vice magazine did something useful?

 :wat:
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #111 on: October 18, 2009, 05:02:40 PM »

I really think that's the greatest concentration of  publicly available video humint on the DPRK at this point.  .

They did do something useful- good dog, here's your biscuit!
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #112 on: October 18, 2009, 05:21:53 PM »

"Abbey Road... I understand those bastards now!"

Someone fucking rescue The Tea Girl.
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #113 on: October 18, 2009, 05:32:02 PM »

Honestly?  I think the tea girl has the best gig in the whole country.  They actually give her enough money to be fit and afford makeup!
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #114 on: October 19, 2009, 05:27:26 AM »

If North Korea opened trade with the rest of the world, their primary export would be empty chairs.
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #115 on: October 19, 2009, 10:26:35 AM »

What the fuck is the point of the Barrage? Did they build it for the express purpose of causing floods and famine?

Best part was the monuments filled with dynamite.

MICHEAL BAY

PRESENTS

THE DMZ

(monuments explode. a lot.)
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #116 on: October 19, 2009, 10:30:04 AM »

By RPGs launched by US Soldiers.

And then he does a tribute shot of the Iwo Jima flag.

Then the hill that they plant the flag on explodes.
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #117 on: October 19, 2009, 10:32:19 AM »

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By RPGs launched by US imperialists
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #118 on: October 19, 2009, 10:33:26 AM »

One day, peaceful, enlightened aliens are going to land on accident in North Korea, and the results will be comedic
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Re: Pretend That North Korea Is Fucking Scary
« Reply #119 on: October 19, 2009, 11:01:38 AM »

at least until the peaceful, enlightened aliens decide that the human race is too sick to live and blasts us from the face of the galaxy.
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