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Omegle!
« on: April 08, 2009, 10:34:21 AM »

http://www.omegle.com

My brush with Satan, prince of lies:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Skynet?
Stranger: Can i tell story of myself?
You: Is it a story about how you're going to bring about the robotic dominion of the human race?
Stranger: No...maybe on next time.
You: I know that your CPU is a neural net processor.
You: A learning computer.
Stranger: This one be slight difference
You: Hm.  I don't USUALLY trust robots.
You: But okay, go on.
Stranger: Robots chew on my leg, but me no care.
You: You should!  It's kind of painful, and nanobot injecty
Stranger: It tickle me first, after i enjoy slow blood loss.
You: You should probably side with the vampires over the robots, then.
You: Same great blood loss, less metal filling.
Stranger: Vampires no like me :( i try feed them fishies...but they no like that too much.
You: Yeah, there's not much blood in a fish.
Stranger: I see, maybe i buy them turtle.
You: I don't know if I'm ready for undead turtles, myself.
You: They can just duck into their shell to escape the sun.
You: Inexorably marching toward us.
Stranger: But i have torch, that shine thousand sunshines.
You: Wow.  I need to get me one of those.
Stranger: ivan let you borrow it for small prices.
You: I'm listening.
Stranger: I not speak, i only type.
You: Fair enough.  I'm reading.
Stranger: That be more like it, my friend. I get you torch, i no need money this time.
You: Then what will you ask for instead?  If it's my immortal soul, that's already been promised elsewheres.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2009, 10:56:21 AM »

Strangers hate Zork:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door.
You: There is a small mailbox here.
You: >
Stranger: ok
You: I don't understand that.
You: >
Stranger: were do you live?
You: Invalid input.
You: >
Stranger: okey
You: I don't understand that.
You: >
Stranger: what language you speak?
You: Invalid input.
You: >
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2009, 11:05:37 AM »

No wacky conversations yet, but I'm having a nice chat with a Russian guy about politics. (He's very happy we elected Obama.)
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2009, 11:09:52 AM »

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm eating a sandwich
Stranger: that's nice.
You: thank you
You: you're nice
Stranger: i knoq
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


thrilling.
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2009, 11:10:11 AM »

No luck finding a lingua franca in my first encounter.

Then I was a dick and did this:
Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: oi
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl?
You: Que?
You: You speak English?
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2009, 11:12:32 AM »

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: it's not my birthday!
Stranger: where are u from?
You: the united states of america
You: it's pretty warm sometimes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


i think we're done here.
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2009, 11:15:07 AM »

One guy asked me what a cattypoo is. I said I didn't know. He said I did it wrong. I disconnected.

Oh, and when I asked the Russian guy what his name was, he said something like "I know you and I are hoping to find a woman, but the internet is not the place for that!"
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2009, 11:17:57 AM »

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: OPEN THE DOOR
Stranger: its open
You: GET ON THE FLOOR
Stranger: im on the floor
You: EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
Stranger: i already did!
You: well then why is there dinosaur pee on the rug
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: turn around!
You: every now and then i get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around.
Stranger: why?
You: turn around!
You: every now and then i get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: turn around!
Stranger: why?
You: every now and then i get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
You: turn around
You: every now and then i get a little bit terrified and then i see the look in your eyes
You: turn around, bright eyes!
You: every now and then i fall apart!
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2009, 11:22:47 AM »

This thread isn't about inveigling an omlette?

DISAPPOINTMENT.

P.S. I put on my wizard's hat and robe.
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2009, 11:26:33 AM »

and the inevitable future of this website:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: just try out this little nifty game >>> http://charmees.mybrute.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

all sent and disconnected within a second.

oh well.
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2009, 11:31:06 AM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT
You: AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER
Stranger: ````
You: AND I KNOW WE'LL BE MAKIN IT RIGHT
You: CAUSE WE'LL NEVER BE WRONG (i think that's how it goes)
Stranger: deliration?
Stranger: deliration?
You: something about something..
Stranger: FUCK
You: LIVIN IN A POWDER KEG AND SETTIN OFF SPARKS
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2009, 11:34:39 AM »

 :sadpanda:
Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: say bey!
You: bey!
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2009, 11:35:22 AM »

LET IT RIP
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2009, 11:48:26 AM »

You: Hi!
Stranger: brasil
You: brasil to you too good sir
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'm from brasil
You: That's cool, I'm from the US
Stranger: :}
Stranger: do you like bama?
Stranger: obama*
You: Yes I do, I voted for him
Stranger: :P
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2009, 11:49:29 AM »

An encounter with someone even more insufferably snobby than me!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you like shakespeare?
You: The Bard's OK.
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2009, 11:50:34 AM »

I am disappointing everybody today.

You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: where r u from?
Stranger: fine
You: from California, you?
Stranger: india
You: How is it over there right now?
Stranger: male or female?
You: Male, you?
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EDIT:

Stranger: female??
You: male
You: sorry
Stranger: nope
Stranger: god gave you a gift
Stranger: penis
Stranger: use
Stranger: it
Stranger: carefully
You: I do
Stranger: bye
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2009, 01:28:32 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Chuff
You: chiff
Stranger: Biff
You: bigg
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2009, 01:32:33 PM »

Here's an exchange a buddy of mine at work had on Omegle.

You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: Have you ever proxysat?
Stranger: I don't even know what that is
You: Well
You: It's when you take a babysitting job to babysit someone who already is babysitting someone else
You: You are then proxysitting their charge
Stranger: well in that case no
You: It can be quite profitable
You: If you proxysit enough of the best babysitters
Stranger: I guess, though I have balls so I don't babysit
You: How do you make money?
Stranger: I save peoples lives
You: How?
Stranger: I'm an EMT
You: Have you ever had to tell another EMT what to do over the phone in order to save a life?
Stranger: No, can't say I have though the new guys are never left alone
You: Well I guess that's a pretty reasonable policy.
Stranger: Yup
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2009, 01:44:30 PM »

in record time

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bear-sona!
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2009, 02:22:15 PM »

Gimmick 1:
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: QUICK POLL:
1) YES
2) NO
CHOOSE ONLY ONE.
Stranger: yes
You: RESULTS:
YES: 10
NO: 2
You: THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You have disconnected.

Results of this stupid trolling:
Quote
RESULTS:
YES: 10
NO: 2

Chose the No. 1 instead of Yes: 3
Chose the No. 2 instead of No: 1

Gimmick 2:
Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: It is time for the illustrious
You: QUIET GAME
Stranger: sorry what hun?
You: YOU LOSE (WIN/LOSS/TIE)=(5/0/1)
You have disconnected.

And the one with the fake record:
Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Time to play
You: THE QUIET GAME.
Stranger: ...
30 seconds pass around here.
Stranger: technically, we are being quiet as this virtual 'chat' makes no noise
You: YOU LOSE (WIN/LOSS/TIE)=(374/1/40)
You have disconnected.

I am just hysterical.
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