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Author Topic: Omegle!  (Read 2306 times)

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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2009, 05:00:45 PM »

I have a ton of these

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You: What do you like?
You: (a rather general question, I'll grant)
Stranger: sex is gud
You: Yes, there's that
You: You aren't coming on to me, are you?
Stranger: no, i dont do guys
Stranger: strictly, 100% dyke
You: We could role-play
Stranger: about wot
You: My name is Rosamund, and I am a sexually promiscuous waitress from Essex
Stranger: u pretendin 2 b a girl ?
You: I dress solely in knee-length tartan skirts and comfortable orange wool-knit sweaters
You: My breasts are small yet supple, my eyes a clear and piercing blue
You: I run my unadorned lips around the periphery of your pubis
You: Afterwards, we watch Cameron Diaz movies and write angry letters to the Times
Stranger: ohh nice nice
You: Is this erotic to you?
Stranger: yes
   

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: How you doing?
You: You can be honest. I don't know who you are.
Stranger: not too bad
Stranger: im depressed 
You: I'm so sorry.
You: But I don't want to talk to a depressed person.
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey, do you know what it feels like to be abandoned?
Stranger: no
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey there
Stranger: wanna cyber
Stranger: ?
You: absolutely
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: do i have to decide ;-)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there?
Stranger: 9/11
You: 9/11 who?
Stranger: you said you'd never forget
You: no i didn't
You: I'm saudi
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Why do people keep disconnecitng on here?
You: I don't know, maybe you're boring
You: are you boring?
Stranger: Am I?
Stranger: Do i seem boring so far?
You: I don't know yet
Stranger: Becuase this is probly the farthest I've gotten in any conversation
You: hmm
You: you do have to try a bunch of times usually
You: anyway what's up?
Stranger: Not much. How are you my friend?
You: I'm all right
You: but you're boring
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2009, 08:35:21 PM »

I got Lady Duke.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Brasileiro ?
You: Nah, I'm not that in to Pokemon.
Stranger: go to hell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I like to believe this at least made the person pause before trying another chat.

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You start.
You: FUCK!
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2009, 09:20:04 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i'm taking a crap
Stranger: good for you!
Stranger: did you wipe?
You: fuck no
You: i'm just gonna crap again later
Stranger: .. whatever floats your turtle neck
You: that's turtle head
Stranger: alright.
You: and they're sinking, as a matter of fact.
Stranger: are you not brasilian?
You: what's with all you soccer fags on omegle!
Stranger: i'm not brasilian.
Stranger: i've never played soccer in my life.
You: go world a cup, cleets
Stranger: what?
You: i said go zidane a corner
Stranger: ..
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2009, 09:29:52 PM »

Hah! zidane in a corner!

I lolled. :nyoro~n:
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2009, 09:54:51 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup thou
Stranger: hey
Stranger: do you know how to get rosalina on mario kart wii?
You: ummm, gamefaqs?
You: sorry bro
Stranger: do you know how to get rosalina on mario kart wii?
You: yes
Stranger: how
You: ...I wasn't prepared for that followup
Stranger: do you know how to get rosalina on mario kart wii?
You: do you?
Stranger: yeah
You: cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2009, 10:53:06 PM »

Stranger: My dick is hard
You: balls.
You: good to hear, but i can't tell
You: it's so tiny
You: do you have to use a magnifying glass to see it? tweezers to stroke? Or do you just rely on the grace of god and pure force of will?
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: It's just... hard.
You: how can you not know
You: jesus christ man you don't know your own dick
You: this is baffling
You: i'm baffled
You: baffle-ied even
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: It's hard.
Stranger: What do I do/
You: look
You: i don't know about you
You: but when my dick is hard for more than an hour
You: i call my physician.
Stranger: I'll do that.
Stranger: tkx man
You: np
You: good luck dude srsly
Stranger: tkx
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Stranger: hi?
You: I COME FROM THE FUTURE
Stranger: really?
Stranger: you's trollin
You: approximately 3.23 hours from your current time. I have come to warn you of a terrible catastrophe! Somewhere in america, a half-full carton of milk will be spoiled! AND THAT HALF-FULL CARTON IS THE FUTURE PRESIDENT
Stranger: lol
You: YOU MUST DO SOMETHING TO PRESERVE THE FUTURE
You: Listen to me. Get up, and go to your fridge, right now
Stranger: what should I do?
You: drink all of the milk
Stranger: okay
You: all of it
You: If you don't
Stranger: there is no milk
You: ....I'M ALREADY TOO LATE
Stranger: what if there is no milk?!
You: THE FUTURE IS DOOOOOMED
You have disconnected.

this is way too much fun
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2009, 11:07:40 PM »

I just got a guy who speaks only StarCraft and a guy who speaks only Chinese.  Both languages I only know the bare minimum of.
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2009, 11:11:04 PM »

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Stranger: whats up
You: stuff
You: whats up with you
Stranger: i wish they'd get the niggers off this site.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Hey, be careful if you're black. Some guy was talking about getting the black people off this site, and then he just ran off.
You: I think he's executing his plan!
You: Be careful!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im not black
Stranger: so its ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: QUICK ARE YOU BLACK
Stranger: no
You: THEN I MUST MOVE ON
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2009, 11:19:54 PM »

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Stranger: sorry ,my english is very pool
You: That's okay. I love swimming.
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2009, 05:25:36 AM »

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: We are strong.
Stranger: stron aye
You: No one can tell us we're wrong.
Stranger: strong
Stranger: yesss
You: Searching our hearts for so long.
Stranger: hmm yes
You: Both of us knowing.
Stranger: knowing wha
You: Love is a Battlefield.
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Re: Omegle!
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2009, 09:42:26 AM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I AM A MAGIC GENIE! Ask any question and I will answer it correctly!
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: can I ask questions like "should I..."?
You: Yes!
You: Thank you for playing.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I AM A MAGIC GENIE! Ask any question and I will answer it correctly!
Stranger: really
You: Yes!
You: Thank you for playing.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 弄好!
Stranger: hello!
You: I AM A MAGIC GENIE! Ask any question and I will answer it correctly!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: where are u from
You: The United States!
You: Thank you for playing.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I AM A MAGIC GENIE!
Stranger: heeyz
You: Ask any question and I will answer it correctly!
Stranger: okay :D
You: :D
Stranger: Where do I live?
You: Earth!
You: Thanks for playing.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I AM A MAGIC GENIE!
Stranger: cool !
You: Ask any question, and I will answer it correctly!
Stranger: what is my name =)=)
You: I don't know!
You: Thanks for playing.
You have disconnected.
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