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A dragon eats you

1. holy shit tooooo many options
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2. wait so the safe one was 19 right
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3. One shit I mean Guild
- 2 (33.3%)
4. ssssssssssssss
- 2 (33.3%)

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A Dragon Eats You
« on: April 10, 2009, 01:04:16 PM »

The object of this game is to avoid being eaten by a dragon.

Your stats are:

Str: 5
Dex: 6
Con: 3
Int: 4
Wis: 2
Cha: 5

Fight an orc!

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1. Quickly dispatch such an easy opponent with your superior swordsmanship.

2. Lose the fight.

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2009, 01:14:30 PM »

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2009, 01:18:51 PM »

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2009, 01:19:22 PM »

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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2009, 01:20:24 PM »

if you people are so interested in losing then you should play this instead
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2009, 01:21:46 PM »

Obviously you've never played ADEY, Bongo.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2009, 01:48:41 PM »

(OK, you've got the general idea.)

2. Lose the fight.

You purposely disarm yourself and wait for death. Seeing that you don't want to fight, the Orc sniffs in disdain and tromps off to find a worthy adversary.

You pick up your sword and continue into the maze.

Turning a corner, you come upon a door. It's locked and won't open.

Inscribed on the door is the following:

1 + 1 - 1 = ?

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1. A Dragon Eats You.

2. "One."

3. Attempt to bash down the door.

4. Turn around and go another direction into the maze.

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2009, 01:51:50 PM »

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2009, 02:06:40 PM »

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i'm a blog now, blogs are cool: a fantastic machine made of meat

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2009, 03:16:37 PM »

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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2009, 03:46:25 PM »

Damn you, Niku! You've killed us all!

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2009, 04:10:08 PM »

4. Turn around and go another direction into the maze.

Deciding to forget about the strange door with the strange writing, you double back and head down a different passageway.

As you come into a small chamber, a large Ogre sleeps in a corner. He's snoring quite loudly.

Fight an Ogre!

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1. A Dragon Eats You

2. Tiptoe past him, you'll continue on. Eventually you'll get to fight something, right?

3. Wake him up!

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2009, 04:42:27 PM »

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2009, 04:48:49 PM »

3!

Otherwise we would be impolite.

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2009, 04:50:12 PM »

if you people are so interested in losing then you should play this instead

Hey, I'd play.  Make a new thread, or maybe post in the old one.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2009, 05:01:22 PM »

3.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2009, 05:09:12 PM »

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2009, 05:33:32 PM »

It strikes me that this could quite easily be made into an IRC bot.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2009, 05:53:01 PM »

3. Wake him up!

"Excuse me!" you exclaim loudly, as the Ogre grunts and startles awake. "I was wondering if you wanted to fight?!"

The Ogre shambles to his feet, reaches for his club, and attacks!

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1. A Dragon Eats You.

2. Well, there's only one way to beat an Ogre. Shout long division at him until his head explodes in confusion.

3. Actually, there's two ways. You could just swordfight him until you've won. After all, you are the greatest swordsman who ever lived.

4. Pfft. Ogres aren't real. If he was real, he'd have a wart.

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2009, 05:55:24 PM »

2 is a surefire way to accidentally say the number "one"

3 says until we've "won"

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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"
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