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A dragon eats you

1. holy shit tooooo many options
- 2 (33.3%)
2. wait so the safe one was 19 right
- 0 (0%)
3. One shit I mean Guild
- 2 (33.3%)
4. ssssssssssssss
- 2 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 6

Voting closed: May 08, 2012, 10:21:43 PM


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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #40 on: April 11, 2009, 01:28:19 PM »

changing answer to 3
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2009, 03:08:40 PM »

1.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #42 on: April 11, 2009, 03:26:34 PM »

3
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #43 on: April 11, 2009, 03:35:24 PM »

3. Thrust your sword into its moist depths.

You charge forward screaming your battle cry.

"TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS!!!!"

With a gurgle, the Dire Black Ooze accepts your hard, long blade. As the cold metal sinks into the depths of the slime, the Ooze glorps in pain and pleasure, and sinks into the floor.

You have slain a Dire Black Ooze!

You gain 550 exp, and 287 gold.

You have reached level 3! Thrilled by the power of your tits, you dump the two skill points into charisma again. Being a girl is fun!

You continue deeper into the maze, whistling cheerily.

Suddenly, you are confronted by a huge and terrible troll.

"McCAIN OR OBAMA?!" he bellows at you.

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1. A Dragon Eats You.

2. McCain.

3. Obama.

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2009, 03:48:53 PM »

3
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #45 on: April 11, 2009, 03:52:44 PM »

Is this a Blizzard Universe troll? Because then he would be all Haitian/Jamacan and I think he'd favour Obama then, or at least so the stereotype would suggest.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #46 on: April 11, 2009, 04:02:06 PM »

If you say McCain, the troll will probably just get bored and disappear for a month.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #47 on: April 11, 2009, 04:07:26 PM »

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #48 on: April 11, 2009, 04:19:47 PM »

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we don't discuss politics with trolls
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #49 on: April 11, 2009, 04:23:18 PM »

2 because I like attention.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #50 on: April 11, 2009, 05:24:01 PM »

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #51 on: April 11, 2009, 05:30:55 PM »

I have to believe the trick here is that there is no trick, so 3. Also: people voting 1? Fuck you.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #52 on: April 11, 2009, 06:29:52 PM »

3 because it's probably a trick question.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #53 on: April 11, 2009, 08:11:27 PM »

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #54 on: April 11, 2009, 08:23:51 PM »

1. A Dragon Eats You.

You have selected option 1... A Dragon eats you.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #55 on: April 11, 2009, 08:26:06 PM »

Explode violently.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #56 on: April 11, 2009, 08:27:36 PM »

You explode. The Dragon burps.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #57 on: April 11, 2009, 08:29:37 PM »

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #58 on: April 11, 2009, 08:34:56 PM »

Your spirit possesses the Dragon.

You are the Dragon.

Avoid Getting Eaten by a Larger Dragon.

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"Well, that was a tasty morsel of a girl," you rumble, rubbing your scaled belly with your claws. "Such a silly girl, saying the forbidden word. I'm just lucky I got to her before a larger dragon did."

As you fly back to your lair, you are confronted by a Flying Sword with wings that shoots upwards out of the maze.

"Halt!" it sings. "Those that desire to pass my hall shall answer questions three, ere the other side they see."

"Fair enough," you say, picking a bit of tit out of your left fang. "Shoot."

"What... is your name."

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1. "I'm the Dragon, obviously."

2. "Oh ho ho. I won't fall for that, silly enchanted cutlery. I make the rules around here."

3. "Puddintame! Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same."

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #59 on: April 11, 2009, 08:40:35 PM »

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Clearly we should strive to get eaten by a larger Dragon to increase our powers.
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