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A dragon eats you

1. holy shit tooooo many options
- 2 (33.3%)
2. wait so the safe one was 19 right
- 0 (0%)
3. One shit I mean Guild
- 2 (33.3%)
4. ssssssssssssss
- 2 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 6

Voting closed: May 08, 2012, 10:21:43 PM


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Brentai

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #60 on: April 11, 2009, 08:41:40 PM »

...unless it's like Bleach, where if the guy hates you he just eats a part of you and instead of becoming part of a stronger collective you end up lame enough to be killed by Rukia, Rukia for god's sakes.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #61 on: April 11, 2009, 09:29:57 PM »

Dragon who?
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #62 on: April 12, 2009, 05:49:51 PM »

1 because i'm a dickbutt
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #63 on: April 12, 2009, 05:50:51 PM »

2
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #64 on: April 12, 2009, 06:06:22 PM »

It's not kosher unless you give a pithy comment on your own vote, Kazz!
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #65 on: April 14, 2009, 01:11:14 AM »

2!
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #66 on: April 15, 2009, 06:34:08 PM »

1: fuck this sword. We're gonna be bitchy to this thing till it leaves.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #67 on: April 16, 2009, 12:11:00 PM »

2!
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #68 on: March 25, 2010, 10:43:05 PM »

2. "Oh ho ho. I won't fall for that, silly enchanted cutlery. I make the rules around here."

"There is an exception to every rule," replies the magic flying sword. "And that, of course, is my next question: What rule exists that has no exception?"

You ponder the philosophic implications for a moment, floating lazily on an updraft. Your belly rumbles. You realize you are late for dinner with Dragon, that hot chick you picked up at the bar last night before you heard someone say the magic word and came flying to the magic maze to eat her.

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1. A dragon eats you.

2. "Well, I suppose the answer must be that the only rule with no exception is the rule that every rule has an exception!" you reply, triumphantly.

3. You don't have time for this nonesnse. Dinner, and a hot scaly babe are waiting. Eat the sword and be on your way.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #69 on: March 26, 2010, 10:23:41 AM »

1
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #70 on: March 26, 2010, 07:57:25 PM »

Can I do 2, and then 3?
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #71 on: March 26, 2010, 08:17:38 PM »

the funny thing is, I'd actually like to continue this, but everyone just thinks it's super hilarious to kill themselves or something.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #72 on: March 26, 2010, 08:30:25 PM »

3

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #73 on: March 26, 2010, 08:36:18 PM »

2
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #74 on: March 26, 2010, 08:55:38 PM »

THERE IS A POLL GUYS

USE THE POLL

USE IT... gently
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #75 on: March 26, 2010, 09:04:05 PM »

I voted.  I am announcing my intentions that everyone should totally vote 3!

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #76 on: March 26, 2010, 09:07:21 PM »

Gargoyles has taught me that eating objects of arcane power saves on storage space.

By which I mean SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP you should vote for 3.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #77 on: March 26, 2010, 09:11:04 PM »

By declaring my vote, people will believe that my choice is a logical option and not a second comedy option.  2 is a must.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #78 on: March 26, 2010, 09:23:17 PM »

Wait a minute.

You guys this is a brainslug trick.

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #79 on: March 27, 2010, 05:43:54 PM »

3. You don't have time for this nonesnse. Dinner, and a hot scaly babe are waiting. Eat the sword and be on your way.

I honestly can't tell if you're still suicidal or if I actually fooled you.
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