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A dragon eats you

1. holy shit tooooo many options
- 2 (33.3%)
2. wait so the safe one was 19 right
- 0 (0%)
3. One shit I mean Guild
- 2 (33.3%)
4. ssssssssssssss
- 2 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 6

Voting closed: May 08, 2012, 10:21:43 PM


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Friday

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #80 on: March 27, 2010, 05:44:32 PM »

EITHER WAY A BIGGER DRAGON EATS YOU
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #81 on: March 27, 2010, 05:45:18 PM »

FUCK.  Guess we can't !dragon until tomorrow.  This is just !dragon on too long.

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #82 on: March 27, 2010, 07:12:04 PM »

I almost gave you a karma for that.

AND NO, YOU HAVE DIED FOREVER

FEEL BAD FOR LOSING, LOSERS
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #83 on: April 08, 2010, 05:36:47 PM »

GODDAMNIT

!DRAGON



COOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #84 on: April 09, 2010, 09:21:59 AM »

!drgngaem
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #85 on: May 07, 2012, 10:18:48 PM »

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AND NO, YOU HAVE DIED FOREVER

FEEL BAD FOR LOSING, LOSERS

THIS WAS A LIE

THE GAME CONTINUES

You are a level one orc.

Your stats:

Str 3
Dex 4
Con 3
Int 2
Wis 6
Cha 5

A level one adventurer appears! Fight a level one adventurer!

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1. Wait how does this game work again

2. Was it like, Friday writes silly nonsense and tries to get us to vote for an option that has some form of "one" in it

3. But then we just try to kill ourselves on purpose anyway and Friday gets fed up and takes her ball and goes home

4. oh hey should we fight this adventurer guy he looks pretty bad i mean he's only level one

5. OH SHIT OPTION FOUR HAS THE WORD ONE IN IT

6. SHIT SO DOES OPTION FIVE

7. wait so option six is safe right

8. but I mean it could be like SHIT SO DOES OPTION FIVE how deep does this shit go

9. xbox

10. playstation

11. That's right I did the xbox/playstation joke and you all were expecting a Guild

12. fuck you I don't play by your rules

13. THIS IS THE ONLY SAFE OPTION

14. OPTION 13 IS TOTALLY LYING

15. SO IS OPTION 14

16. DON'T TRUST OPTION 15

17. EVERYONE IN THIS OPTIONS CAN'T BE TRUSTED

18. waaaaaaaaait shit I just realized I'm level ONE which means the only actual safe option is

19. GAIN A LEVEL QUICK

20. Guild
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #86 on: May 08, 2012, 02:26:43 AM »

cast magic missile
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #87 on: May 08, 2012, 03:09:31 AM »

twelve
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #88 on: May 08, 2012, 05:53:20 AM »

20
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #89 on: May 08, 2012, 03:31:22 PM »

twelve
You've doomed us all! That has the deadly numeral in it.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #90 on: May 08, 2012, 04:33:35 PM »

Ask the adventurer what level he is and he will be eaten by a dragon right? We should do that
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #91 on: May 13, 2012, 09:10:00 PM »

IT'S A THREE WAY TIE AND TWO OF THE OPTIONS BLATANTLY HAVE ONE IN THEM

A DRAGON EATS YOU

GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #92 on: May 14, 2012, 12:51:07 AM »

How is everyone so bad at this game, I wanted to play :(
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #93 on: May 15, 2012, 06:19:41 AM »

Option 4 in the actual post also had a one in it. So there was basically no way out this time.
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Re: A Dragon Eats You
« Reply #94 on: May 19, 2012, 11:33:24 AM »

Very clever, Dark Souls. I mean Friday, not Dark Souls.
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