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The Mayor

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The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« on: April 13, 2009, 07:36:22 PM »



http://www.votemayor.com/?p=249

Elected Command: Fling the jelly into Gonzo’s mouth, still agape.

“Assuredly, its tenaciously fearsome will has undoubtedly proven its nutritional value.” assures The Mayor, pushing the spoon further forward.

Sammy reluctantly commandeers the cooking spoon; pale face reflected off its gelatin contents.

“Ummm…” quivers Sammy, observant eyes darting between the wobbly jelly, and the remarkably unreadable Mayor. “To the fallen, go the spoils of war ‘n stuff.”

With that, Sammy catapults the spoon’s shapeless mass into Uncle Gonzo’s gaping mouth. Direct hit. The Jelly slaps down onto Gonzo’s swollen tongue, lightly bounces, and wistfully slides into his awaiting throat.

The Mayor dully joggles the hot frying pan, nonplussed. Sammy unsteadily kneels down, intently inspecting Uncle Gonzo’s rigid face for gestures of disgust, fondness, or any expression at all.

The cool night air carries in from the alleyway.

“cccrrRRaaa!” alarmingly utters Gonzo, tongue flicking outward, bloodshot eyes bulging. Sammy flies back onto his rear in absolute shock, while The Mayor offers no visible reaction, simply continuing to dispiritedly shake the kitchen skillet.

“He’s alive! Uncle Gonzo's alive!” cheerfully exclaims Sammy, unsuccessfully attempting to wedge himself underneath one of Gonzo’s flabby arms. “Can’t move’em worth a spit, but the old boss is a breathin’! I’m saved!”

“C-c-crraavens!” exasperates Uncle Gonzo, limply pointing toward the ratty kitchen doors.

“Looks like we’re not the only one’s cooking up a meal.” says The Mayor, staring in the direction of Gonzo’s chubby pointed finger. Sammy whips around. His cheerful smile fades.

Dashing from out of the ratty kitchen, Sammy stops dead in his tracks, purposely reminding himself to take great care in examining exactly what he see’s before himself at this very moment.

Bar Nun is lit ablaze.

The inferno spreads with every passing moment, consuming the establishment, alcohol soaked and dry wooden. Passed out near the bar stools lay Sammy’s fellow commie soldier, who had earlier been trapped within Sister Mister’s effortless chokehold. He appears to be too heavy for the rail thin Sammy to move. Atop the bar’s counter, a trail of flame inches toward a parchment, pinned down by a blood stained whiskey bottle. The rafters toward the ratty kitchen doors creak and moan under stress, while the bar’s entrance looks to be perfectly clear.

Sister Mister is nowhere to be found.

Commands:

   1. Attempt to awake the fellow soldier.
   2. Attempt to examine the parchment.
   3. Attempt escape through Bar Nun’s entrance.
   4. Attempt escape through Bar Nun’s kitchen.

Voting ends in 45 hours.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 07:37:57 PM »

Reverting to the classic form of public voting for this chapter.

Reply by bolding the number of the command you wish to elect.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 08:00:42 PM »

Bastard.  Making us vote like some sort of....Wolf Game.  Why isn't there an option to drag the comrade out of the kitchen :(  I don't want to try to awaken him as that could take too long, whereas merely dragging him out of the building could both awaken him and not waste as much time.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 08:02:35 PM »

Why isn't there an option to drag the comrade out of the bar? :(

As with Uncle Gonzo, he appears too heavy to move.

I'll make an edit.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 08:05:56 PM »

Shush you, I meant the bar.  Also, darn our fat comrades.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 08:22:52 PM »

2.  Notes before bros.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2009, 08:24:25 PM »

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2009, 08:27:45 PM »

I'm not sure here... that's surely an important note, but at the same time, can we afford angering the Mafia again? If we save him, it could get us back in good graces, or maybe he won't wake up at all.

...Wait, can't we ask the Mayor to save a registered voter? :x
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2009, 08:36:59 PM »

gee i wonder who lit this bar on fire maybe i should save this guy who is totally my friend and ask him durrrrrrrr

2.  Video games have taught me that no matter how dire the situation is now, one should always take the time to examine small irrelevant details or face the consequences later.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2009, 08:53:57 PM »

THIS ISN'T A GAME, BRENTAI

THIS IS REAL LIFE

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2009, 08:55:30 PM »

1

Soldiers.  Always need soldiers.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2009, 09:40:40 PM »

...Wait, can't we ask the Mayor to save a registered voter? :x

Unfortunately, he's still in the kitchen, and the fire is quite loud, and the ratty kitchen doors are closed, and no. :S
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2009, 10:07:07 PM »

2. Reading is fundamental.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2009, 05:54:24 AM »

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2009, 07:58:45 AM »

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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2009, 08:52:50 AM »

4 vs 4.

The heat... Is on.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2009, 09:28:14 AM »

Awake ye, fat fuck!  1.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2009, 09:32:00 AM »

...I'll have to go 2.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2009, 09:34:06 AM »

5 vs 5.

Time to fight fire... With fire.
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Re: The Mayor - Chapter 14 - Goopy Elixir
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2009, 10:09:37 AM »

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