Brontoforumus Archive

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:


This board has been fossilized.
You are reading an archive of Brontoforumus, a.k.a. The Worst Forums Ever, from 2008 to early 2014.  Registration and posting (for most members) has been disabled here to discourage spambots from taking over.  Old members can still log in to view boards, PMs, etc.

The new message board is at http://brontoforum.us.

Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 ... 20

Author Topic: Talkin' About Sharkey  (Read 24688 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Kazz

  • Projekt Direktor
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65475
  • Posts: 6423
    • View Profile
Talkin' About Sharkey
« on: April 15, 2009, 08:09:34 PM »

Hey, Sharkey wrote this.

Demigod doesn't work.

I did not know anybody still used the term "warez."

I always pronounced it "wahr-ezz."

...

This has been, Talkin' About Sharkey.  Thank you and goodnight.
Logged

Niku

  • MEAT
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65350
  • Posts: 6705
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2009, 08:13:23 PM »

MORE LIKE TALKIN' ABOUT DEMIGOD:

that's a shame.  I was interested in seeing how DOTA You Pay Money For ended up being.
Logged
i'm a blog now, blogs are cool: a fantastic machine made of meat

jsnlxndrlv

  • Custom Title
  • Tested
  • Karma: 24
  • Posts: 2913
    • View Profile
    • Website title
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2009, 08:18:18 PM »

Wow, 1up's banner ads suck.

The article about the broken game is good, funny.
Logged
Signature:
Signatures are displayed at the bottom of each post or personal message. BBCode and smileys may be used in your signature.

Arc

  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: 0
  • Posts: 3703
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2009, 09:08:45 PM »

Quote from: Sharkoid
Interestingly, at least part of the problem seems to be the fact that people have been stealing the hell out of the game over the weekend.

This sounds like a job for OnLive!

Quick, to the OnMobile!
Logged

Cyan Prime

  • a little queer
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65534
  • Posts: 459
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2009, 09:29:17 PM »

This really fails compared to what use to be on his site. Also I don't see the humor.
Logged

Kazz

  • Projekt Direktor
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65475
  • Posts: 6423
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2009, 09:42:36 PM »

it wasn't actually funny.  Nor do I think it was really intended to be.  just a news post.

i don't really know what else he's up to, cause I hate 95% of that site.

really I just started this thread because, hey, we don't ever talk about Sharkey.

he wrote this blog update recently.  Who's heard of this?
Logged

Bongo Bill

  • Dinosaurcerer
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65431
  • Posts: 5244
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 09:47:03 PM »

I read Freeloader. I tried Hero's Arms. But I didn't retain interest long enough to see whether it was any good. I think I am turning into a goldfish.
Logged
...but is it art?

Kayma

  • kodePunc Team
  • Tested
  • *
  • Karma: 31
  • Posts: 2692
    • View Profile
    • http://twitter.com/kayma
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2009, 09:54:21 PM »

I played Hero's Arms for an hour or so at work the other day. Not bad, but lacks polish and needs less repetitive music. Interesting mix of Zelda + Zelda 2 systems, but not interesting enough. Will likely not play again.
Logged

Guild

  • High-Bullshit
  • Tested
  • Karma: -2
  • Posts: 5136
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2009, 10:00:18 PM »

i like cyanprime. he can stay forever. :wuv:

playing that flash game now... i hope i can save somehow
Logged

Cyan Prime

  • a little queer
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65534
  • Posts: 459
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2009, 10:16:13 PM »

This just in: Hero's Arms is boring.
Logged

Brentai

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXYVlPgX_o
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65281
  • Posts: 17524
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2009, 10:54:18 PM »

Yeah, I just tried it, and pretty much wandered around aimlessly until enough fuckers hit me with rocks to kill me.  Maybe you have to play a while to get to the good content but it's pretty sad when you can't top a game made for vore fetishests.

VARPG2 is actually sort of good though.
Logged

Kazz

  • Projekt Direktor
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65475
  • Posts: 6423
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2009, 10:58:57 PM »

it's pretty sad when you can't top a game made for vore fetishests.

What are you talking about?  Kirby is a classic.
Logged

Brentai

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXYVlPgX_o
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65281
  • Posts: 17524
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2009, 11:02:28 PM »

OH GOD HE'S STEALING MAH HAT

YES

YES
Logged

Guild

  • High-Bullshit
  • Tested
  • Karma: -2
  • Posts: 5136
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2009, 11:26:13 PM »

I just got the axe, and [spoiler]for some reason it travels further if you throw it diagonally. The key to beating those pale fuckers in the first dungeon (?) with about 200 hp that walk slowly toward you is to throw the axe and run from it, letting it whack them each five or so times as it sails back to you.

First boss, thought he was a joke then he tentacle raped me; Stand close and just whack, but the second he stops taking damage go down a bit and right or left a bit to avoid the tentacle or icebeam. Didn't have to use the dungeon item on him. That was refreshing enough to propel me to find the second dungeon.

I'm now convinced that half this game's length is due to the slow walking speed of the main. I spam magic whenever I get it just to move a bit faster for a while.[/spoiler]

Edit: I found the spoilers tag. It was <spoiler>! How obvious!
Logged

Norondor

  • Where I'm at is: Fuck you, get shot
  • Tested
  • Karma: 30
  • Posts: 4184
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2009, 08:17:00 PM »

I just got the axe, and [spoiler]for some reason it travels further if you throw it diagonally. The key to beating those pale fuckers in the first dungeon (?) with about 200 hp that walk slowly toward you is to throw the axe and run from it, letting it whack them each five or so times as it sails back to you.[/spoiler]

Alternately, pull out your sword and hit them with it until they die.
Logged

Sharkey

  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65511
  • Posts: 1017
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2009, 12:52:26 AM »

Don't talk about me.
Logged

Norondor

  • Where I'm at is: Fuck you, get shot
  • Tested
  • Karma: 30
  • Posts: 4184
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2009, 01:16:37 AM »

Actually i had kind of been wondering if something awful had happened, since you hadn't make an appearance here for some months. Not like you dying or anything but more like someone here (myself?) being a big enough retard that you had forsaken your own message boards for all time.
Logged

Kazz

  • Projekt Direktor
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65475
  • Posts: 6423
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2009, 01:57:34 AM »

Well, we aren't very interesting.
Logged

Mongrel

  • Emoticon Knight-Errant
  • kodePunc Team
  • Tested
  • *
  • Karma: -65340
  • Posts: 17029
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2009, 05:25:43 AM »

Don't talk about me.

That cat Sharkey is a baaaaaaaaaad mutha-

SHUT CHO MOUF!

But we're talkin' 'bout Sharkey!

Then we can dig it.
Logged

Detonator

  • You made me come back for THIS?
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: 42
  • Posts: 3040
    • View Profile
Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2009, 05:34:06 AM »

Don't talk about me.

Your name is in the url.  That's all I have to go on.

Who are you again?
Logged
"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 ... 20